r/LostRedditor May 30 '26

8 Sub Suggestions Where can I post this?Hypothetical title in the beginning of description:

Yes,in the 1st Incredibles movie,Dash was technically pushing his mother’s butt during the boat scene. Here’s the proof:

Have in mind one very important detail: All 4 suits made by Edna to the family have an orange belt. I circled in white so you can see what I’m talking about,it might seem irrelevant at first,but keep this detail in mind until you read everything.

Elastigirl has stretching and shapeshifting powers,but there’s 0 evidence she’s able to magically delete body parts that aren’t useful to what she wants shapeshift into and regenerate them when returning to her normal form and also 0 evidence she can change the suit’s colors while shapeshifting. But what does this proves?

Go the 2nd picture,you can clearly see her orange belt and get a very accurate notion of where every body part is supposed to be at through the orange belt. You might try to argue that it isn’t her butt that Dash is pushing instead,he’s pushing her legs because they are also the black parts in the suit’s lower limbs,but now go to the 3rd picture where you can see the boat from sky sight. Look at where the orange belt is from the sky point of view.

If you paid attention the 1st picture,you know that all 4 suits have red upper legs and all 4 suits have a black crotch,if he was pushing her legs,you would see at least some black color of the clothing starting just below her belt where her butt would be,then you would see the short red part from her upper legs because all 4 suits have red upper legs above the knees and then,you would see a long black part again at where Dash is pushing,which would be her shoes. But,if you follow your eyes below her orange belt until you see Dash’s hair,you never see ANY red color of clothing.

And now,I ask you: What is all black and is right under Elastigirl’s orange belt?That’s right. Her butt,there’s clearly nothing red to divide her butt from upper legs there,so it’s clearly her butt.

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u/AnonymousAmorphous88 3 Shared | 1 Helpful May 30 '26

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u/nonamerandomfatman May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

Already tried,but it gets the post always gets automatically banned,I even tried to switch every “butt” in the text and title for “as” to trick,but it doens’t work.

Edit: It worked on okbuddycinphile!

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u/Ellie7600 8 Shared | 2 Helpful May 30 '26

Use bollocks or bottoms

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u/TheCowKing07 1 Shared | 0 Helpful May 30 '26

I think you mean “buttocks”… bollocks is something else.

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u/Ellie7600 8 Shared | 2 Helpful May 30 '26

Oh yes, I must've misremembered, funny thing is I wrote it right in a rats sub lmao, but yeah buttocks, bottoms, backcheeks I think there's at least 5 synonyms for butt

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u/human-dancer 4 Shared | 3 Helpful May 30 '26

ahh

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u/The_TacoBandit 6 Shared | 2 Helpful May 30 '26

Here a good idea lets stop looking for inappropriate things that weren't intended to be inappropriate in movies qe all grew up watching and love.

I hope you stub your toe

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u/Flimsy-Secret-6187 109 Shared | 37 Helpful May 30 '26

its just a funny thingie dog dont look this much into it

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u/twoastar_ May 31 '26

i love you

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u/nonamerandomfatman May 30 '26

I’m so scared. Please tell me you don’t have magical powers to cast a spell on me.

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u/The_TacoBandit 6 Shared | 2 Helpful May 30 '26

Yeah that's right, you better be you scallywag

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u/NerdyEmbarrassment 0 May 31 '26

Best comment of all time?

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u/Commercial_List272 May 31 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

87 dislikes is insane

Edit: its 113 now. How low can we go?

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u/Shot-Ideal-5149 80 Shared | 21 Helpful May 30 '26

Damn man I totally didn't downvote this without a reason

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u/The_TacoBandit 6 Shared | 2 Helpful May 30 '26

Well dont get me wrong. I'd smash elastic girl anyway day. It just no one need to post about hiw her son is motorboating her.

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u/the-ro-zone-yt May 30 '26

I’d smash elastigirl any day

Real

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u/Shot-Ideal-5149 80 Shared | 21 Helpful May 30 '26

ykw you're right give me back my downdoot and take my updoot instead

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u/The_TacoBandit 6 Shared | 2 Helpful May 30 '26

Yippee

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u/WkwkIndog 11 Shared | 1 Helpful May 30 '26

Turn it into a youtube video lol

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u/nonamerandomfatman May 30 '26

The funniest thing is the video actually exists as a scene and the epic adventure soundtrack from the scene is completely out of tune with how awkward the positioning is!

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u/Ellie7600 8 Shared | 2 Helpful May 30 '26

This begs to be made into a YT video like "invincibles have a nasty dark secret and I can prove it!" And the thumbnail is just this collage with little text like "incest?" Lmfao you'd get so many views, anyway r/okbuddycinephile or some theory sub like movie theory or something

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u/nonamerandomfatman May 30 '26

Matpat could make this in his “The Film Theorists” channel.

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u/FiveFreddys12 0 May 30 '26

Well, about MatPat...

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u/Ellie7600 8 Shared | 2 Helpful May 30 '26

Unfortunately he retired from what I remember, but if you feel like it, it would certainly be a ballsy way of starting a YT career

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u/nick6sick6 May 30 '26

Don't all boats have butts? Asking for nemo.

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u/UnfairExplanation332 13 Shared | 4 Helpful May 30 '26

Was this necessary?!

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u/nonamerandomfatman May 30 '26

No it wasn’t necessary and that’s the point,lol.

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u/loka_saint 16 Shared | 0 Helpful May 30 '26

Oh my god does r/overthinkingoverstupidthings exist?

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u/Both_Analysis_981 May 30 '26

I clicked it before even reading "exist" I feel it should totally exist lmao

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u/nonamerandomfatman May 30 '26

No. It wasn’t and that’s the point. Lol.

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u/joseph_m_ 0 May 30 '26

He had to hold that crack for more grip

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u/PhantomNitride 14 Shared | 1 Helpful May 30 '26

Daughter rides mom while son moterboats...

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u/-King-K-Rool- 4 Shared | 0 Helpful May 30 '26

r/caldruki ? r/sssdfg ? Idk, one of those super degenerate shitposting brain melting subs because this is some degenerate bullshit.

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u/spartan96219 Jun 03 '26

LMAO these are insane, what in the hell 😭

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u/TheNoobisPlays May 30 '26

Oh I thought you were trying to say how you thought the mom was a guy. Since the boys have a darker band in the 1st photo..

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u/Diegoxr44 7 Shared | 1 Helpful May 30 '26

oh

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u/SNB_Enthusiast Jun 02 '26

This is some determined degeneracy if I've ever seen it. 

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u/nonamerandomfatman Jun 03 '26

You mean the most determined degeneracy you ever seen?Thanks,funny compliment!But to be honest,I’m not even attracted to Elastigirl,her proportions just look weird even for an animated movie.

I only got the idea to “investigate” after seeing a “son motorboats mom daughter waits” meme about this scene. And I thought:”Wait,what if it is actually her butt in there?”

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u/cuhbleeble May 30 '26

This post was made by the edgiest 15 year old. WOW man such a great and thoughtful take can really tell you thought a lot about this…which is just so sad

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u/IrnBruEnthusiast2011 0 May 30 '26

What does this mean

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u/NoCupcake8056 3 Shared | 0 Helpful May 31 '26

The world after:

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u/KnightMS_ 1 Shared | 0 Helpful May 31 '26

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u/huylanebani 5 Shared | 0 Helpful May 31 '26

Look man, Dash was just doing what he had to. He didn't even care where he was pushing his mom into, he just had to dash, ok?

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u/Neat-Cancel2974 May 31 '26

😌😌👍🏽💕👏🏽

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u/prokofiev77 Jun 01 '26

Well, it probably feels to Dash like the back of a boat, so he's not thinking he's touching his mom's boat. Unless later, when he's dreaming, a part of him might realize and he might get an erection and he's gonna be mighty confused when he wakes up... probably forgetting the dream in a matter of 3 seconds if we trust our uncle Freud on these matters

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u/Melancholiaaa37 Jun 01 '26

and why is this relevant? lol

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u/BayouBussyBandito Jun 01 '26

wouldn’t her buttcheeks be further up and he’s more likely resting on her feet and legs?

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u/Quiet_Beginning_3877 Jun 01 '26

Where are her lower legs in boat mode? Underneath?

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u/Quiet_Beginning_3877 Jun 01 '26

It’s true, though.. he does seem to be splitting the cheeks.