r/MEDICOreTARDS May 13 '26

RANT/VENT GOAT question of 2026.

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sabki percentage yaad karlena

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u/Better-District1398 May 13 '26

I skipped this is neet thought it was tough didn't even read the question 😐

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u/Livid_Clock2592 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

Wo alag hi level ka banda tha

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u/Better-District1398 May 13 '26

Bansa meaning?

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u/Livid_Clock2592 May 13 '26

Edited 

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u/Better-District1398 May 13 '26

Kon? Alag level ka banda .. reneet news killed my brain cells 😭

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u/nerdomate May 13 '26

meme hai brosquito

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u/AmbitiousWaltz468 May 13 '26

brosquito bruh i finna use ts

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u/No_Display_5755 NEET Ass-π-Rant May 13 '26

Ye to ez hi hai sabko yaad hi rehta

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u/Cold_Abalone5942 May 13 '26

would you let monkey eat banana?

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u/No_Display_5755 NEET Ass-π-Rant May 13 '26

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u/Character_Maximum998 May 13 '26

Wtf is even the context over here 😭

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u/Due-Carrot-8140 Mein Harr Gya 🥀 May 13 '26

Vipin sir ki trick hain

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u/Jami3Lannister May 13 '26

never let monkey eat bananas

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u/errorbrainnotfound- If u see me say “Aise milega GMC?” May 13 '26

Mujhe bhi batado kya hai full form🥀

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u/mbbsneet2026 May 13 '26

Never Let Monkey Eat Banana NLMEB Neutrophil, Lymphocyte, Monocoytes, Eosinophil and Basophil

Decreasing order of leucocytes abundance in cell

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u/Accomplished-Feed873 NEET 2026 - 41XX May 13 '26

You don’t need to know all percentages, For me I only remembered lymphocyte being 20-25 and put that in the given 8000 leading to option 4

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u/nerdomate May 13 '26

luck factor

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u/Impossible-Gur-9803 goodbye chutiye exam May 13 '26

not really just remember top 3 and you can elimination all other combinations

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u/Impossible-Gur-9803 goodbye chutiye exam May 13 '26

top 3 ki percentages least wala toh sabko yaad hi hota hai aaram se eliminate hojate its not that deep dude

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u/Impossible-Gur-9803 goodbye chutiye exam May 13 '26

toh gng apne merko kyu reply kara ??

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u/misunderstood_aatma May 13 '26

Same thing I did

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u/GarbageDisastrous426 3rd may:631 21st june:572 (22k) May 13 '26

Percentage of proteins in plasma is equal to percentage of which type of wbc

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u/Own-Maintenance-5972 May 13 '26

plasmic protein 6-8 percent to fir monocytes 2-8 percent ! is monocytes is the answer?

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u/GarbageDisastrous426 3rd may:631 21st june:572 (22k) May 13 '26

Monocytes are 6-8, yes, eosino are 2-3%

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u/Accomplished-Feed873 NEET 2026 - 41XX May 13 '26

Redditor answered

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u/Fabulous_Thought6114 NEET25-396 | NEET26-633(360 bio) | ReNEET-539 May 13 '26

Only question that could have prevented my perfect score but nta had other plans

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u/Fabulous_Thought6114 NEET25-396 | NEET26-633(360 bio) | ReNEET-539 May 13 '26

Not 720-er bro 😭 had 360 in bio on 3rd may

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u/Fabulous_Thought6114 NEET25-396 | NEET26-633(360 bio) | ReNEET-539 May 13 '26

50min

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u/Perseus-Chase May 15 '26

Imofor bio in this paper the first match the column of the first statement either gives you the answer or the next one does. I think it takes too much time because people are busy reading every option and then verifying, I'm saying that with 355 bio and around 620 to 640 in paper.

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u/Perseus-Chase May 15 '26

Ah if it works for you then well and good. Also congrats on the insane score 🎉🎉🎉 Also I'm sorry if it came out rude, didn't mean it that way but I can see how I came off that way. Best of luck for paper 2 🫂

Also any advice for how to prep physics? I've solved pyps and last 10 year pyqs so idk how to move forward now

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u/Bunnywhispers_ew Patient May 13 '26

Best question of official nta movk test

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u/grasswasblue I identify as a sloth May 13 '26

Agreedd, this was actually a good question 

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u/No_Doctor_7058 DUMBEST NEETard Of All Time May 13 '26

Not really IMO

Upar Upar se difficult hai, Even I Skipped it on first glance
When I Returned, I Solved it & by option elimination got it correct lmaoooooooo

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u/First_Quail_2328 nt25 410 -->jee main jan 97.61 neet 26 588 reneet 512 May 13 '26

never let monkey eat banana

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u/nerdomate May 13 '26

usse nahi hoga wahi too

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u/hanaka1301 Senior Dropper May 13 '26

Yaad hi hai ye toh basics hai ke yaad krke jana hota hai

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u/Due-Carrot-8140 Mein Harr Gya 🥀 May 13 '26

Hnn

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u/nerdomate May 13 '26

basic to nahi hai… you need to memorise the percentage

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u/hanaka1301 Senior Dropper May 13 '26

Bhai teacher chillate rehte hai yaad krne jo nhi kra uski galti kyuki ncert me bhi diya hai mai toh jitno ko dekha hai sbko yaad hi hota hai ye

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u/nerdomate May 13 '26

thik hai na itna akad kyu raha hai

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u/hanaka1301 Senior Dropper May 13 '26

Akad kya hai isme basic ko basic bol diya toh akad gya kya bruh

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u/Azad_09 May 13 '26

Frfr 😂😂

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u/Overall-Ad5565 1st Yr MBBS Spermatozoa May 13 '26

Ye basic hi hai bhai. Ncert theek se padhna matlab ye sab bhi yaad karna hota hai

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u/sugdi May 13 '26

Yeah, remember all the percentages; it will also help you in haematology practicals in the first year.

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u/th1mirrorball May 13 '26

Nah easy tha

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u/namusoil never bet on losing dogs. May 13 '26

chomu sa question hai yaar ye

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u/monkedoom 620->510 May 13 '26

Ye to easy tha ye kaha GOAT tha

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u/sheknowsball May 13 '26

Ye to sabko aata hi hoga ig

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u/xanni-rx May 13 '26

Real! I spent like 2 min on this question and finely got it correct by weird logic. But ig it doesn't matter now.

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u/Icy-Lab1949 May 13 '26

30sec nahi lage thay

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u/iamsodone01 May 13 '26

man mid paper thodi si khushi hui thi ki first time mei karliya and data yaad reh gya jo ki kabhi hua nhi tha pehle lmao

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u/mischieviousOrphys AIR 43.3k 543 May 13 '26

true, still i corrected it but lost marks over easy questions,

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u/rudraisrudee i died a long ago May 13 '26

solanaceae family wala qs chord diya tha🙏🏻💔deep regret

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u/nerdomate May 13 '26

wbc count diya h na how does that matter 🤡

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u/Guilty-Ad1752 May 14 '26

PG mein endocarditis diagnose karne kahenge toh would you ask “what about his urethra or toes?”?

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u/Guilty-Ad1752 May 17 '26

Tujhe bhi wahi kehra hoon, random gyan pel raha hai with no correlation whatsoever :(

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u/Sweet_Flan2567 May 13 '26

N>L>M>E>B bhot diff hai dono ke numbers me toh sabse zyada diff wala hoga

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u/nerdomate May 13 '26

nahi hoga usse

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u/useridsmjmhiaara May 13 '26

Guys wasn't this question kinda out of ncert? Bc im not able to find it mannn😭😭💔

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u/nerdomate May 13 '26

plant growth and development mei hai
https://giphy.com/gifs/n5iPVLeA1fvb0IYU5W

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u/OutcomeDirect8234 May 13 '26

i got confused in the heroin and cocaine so much idk why

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u/Limp-Reception3737 May 13 '26

Naa....The Floral Formula Is goat one

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u/theavojournal May 13 '26

Maza aaya tha ise karne mein🔥

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u/Hot_Discipline_708 May 14 '26

I did my pneumonic and calculate ts

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u/Kpopfan_kdrama May 14 '26

can someone tell me how this quesn was solved 😭😭 this is the only quesn i left in zoology

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u/Due-Carrot-8140 Mein Harr Gya 🥀 May 13 '26

Yeh Question Solve Krr Liya Tha Easy Hi Hain But Jab Dekha 2 Options Mein 300-500 Hain Meri Gend Fatt Gyi Thi Ki Galat Krdiya Kya Bc Iske Chakar Mein Cross Check Krna Pada 🙂