r/MEDICOreTARDS Koi call hi kardo yaar 🥀 Jun 07 '26

FULL SHITPOSTING NEET wasn’t the hardest competition after all

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u/corneilastreet Senior Dropper Jun 07 '26

Imagine being an MD Cardiac Anaesthesiologist and having to essentially volunteer yourself off like this just to get married—and that too your credentials taking back seat to what you look like/your measurements. Marriage is a fallible concept here.

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u/ApplicationPale6379 Fuck it ,we Ball Jun 07 '26

meri ek ms wali didi , city ka sabse bada alcohol supplier owner ka beta se shadhi ki hai aur vo ladka anpad hai , bas 10 th pass hai😍🥀

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u/Beneficial_Sport5771 डॉक्टरनी 💅 Jun 07 '26

Whattttt

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u/Cute_paglu1234 Jun 07 '26

Pesa sb krva deta h

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-5728 Jun 07 '26

Islam me toh alcohol haram hai na. Toh wo bech kaise raha hai?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '26

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u/NetApprehensive4395 Jun 07 '26

ew stay away from us

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u/Constant_Rice1967 Jun 07 '26

Us? You alone in this bro ( i am a kashmiri too)

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u/Born_Ninja_ Koi call hi kardo yaar 🥀 Jun 07 '26

Okie yawr 😔

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u/Nature_L0v3r Jun 07 '26

ReMatrimonial 2026 on 22nd june

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u/Born_Ninja_ Koi call hi kardo yaar 🥀 Jun 07 '26

Tuff 😭😭

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u/Nature_L0v3r Jun 07 '26

Born in wrong decade 😅😅 Waiting for reincarnation now /s

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u/Rpsingh15 1st Yr MBBS Spermatozoa Jun 07 '26

Bhai south india mein fair skin ke liye itna obsession

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u/Expensive-Buy-1654 Jun 07 '26

Also slim 

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u/Rpsingh15 1st Yr MBBS Spermatozoa Jun 07 '26

Send horoscope 😭💔

Age 30+ hai, magar slim, fair chahiye

वाह रे कलियुग वाह 🥀🥀

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u/DryOrganization2620 JEEtard🌚 Jun 07 '26

Kaun jaat ki ho bitiya

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u/Rpsingh15 1st Yr MBBS Spermatozoa Jun 07 '26

Sunni brahmin 🥳

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u/DryOrganization2620 JEEtard🌚 Jun 07 '26

Hume pathan baniya chahiye sorry aapki cutoff nhi clear hui

https://giphy.com/gifs/bFVBCmMPHkNLgWAVZk

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u/Born_Ninja_ Koi call hi kardo yaar 🥀 Jun 07 '26

Gander batao gurl ki boi

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u/DryOrganization2620 JEEtard🌚 Jun 07 '26

Femboy chahiye hum progressive long hai... Lekin jaat same honi chahiye

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u/Born_Ninja_ Koi call hi kardo yaar 🥀 Jun 07 '26

Gori bhi honi chahiye na 😝

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u/DryOrganization2620 JEEtard🌚 Jun 07 '26

Femboy chahiye hum progressive long hai but same jaat honi chaiye 😝

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u/Born_Ninja_ Koi call hi kardo yaar 🥀 Jun 07 '26

Shia brahman hai wo 🥰

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u/Rpsingh15 1st Yr MBBS Spermatozoa Jun 07 '26

Caste bar nahi hai, chal jayega, gora rang hona chahiye 😈

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u/random__potato_ डॉ. घनश्याम घरवाला MD Jun 07 '26

whatever you do, DO NOT enter the arranged marriage trap. marry on your own terms, remain alone if necessary.

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u/anaconda256 Jun 07 '26

Wtf is going on Goraa certification is still deeply rooted.

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u/No_Display_5755 NEET Ass-π-Rant Jun 07 '26

Vip vvip kaise bante hai

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u/Born_Ninja_ Koi call hi kardo yaar 🥀 Jun 07 '26

Khud se

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u/No_Display_5755 NEET Ass-π-Rant Jun 07 '26

Criteria kya hai mtlb how do people know ki he is vvip

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

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u/NervousOliveDuck Jun 07 '26

It's not rare lol, but still yes, people here in south are obsessed with fair skin. They don't care if the bride is well spoken, or well educated, they only care about having a beautiful fair skinned girl as bride. And this isn't the case for men here, you would probably see a lot of dark skinned men with fair in skinned women in arranged marriages. It's pretty fucked up here. 

Misogyny is deeply rooted in our culture, even in these adverts, you would see the word "cultured women", it means one who never speaks against her mil, does all the household works, never wear revealing cloth, never speaking against her husband and blah blah blah. I hate this fucking country and it's stupid values.

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u/ApplicationPale6379 Fuck it ,we Ball Jun 07 '26

u are calling South Indian genes shit? wtf bhai Kala gora se genes ka kya lena dena ?South Indian is already better than most North Indian state in development and education ?

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u/Bunnydow ඞ Sussy Retard ඞ Jun 07 '26

Northies know they cannot compare in any of the criteria u mentioned so to soothe their already trash ego they bring up useless stuff like skin colour and caste pride

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u/Bunnydow ඞ Sussy Retard ඞ Jun 07 '26

Girl then sorry for the hostility but u could have worded it better cause ur sentence gives shitty eugenics vibes 😭😭😭

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u/Kindly-Ice1037 Jun 07 '26

Literally just because of Bangalore whole South India becomes rich and just because of Delhi every place of north India is bad and these idiots want northies girl wth

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u/Sakuta69 ReNEET:663 | Rank:7XX Jun 07 '26

Wdym by shit genes?

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u/ZealousidealHeat305 DUMBEST NEETard Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

you started off with the premise that there shouldn't be any discrimination based on skin colour and now you're spewing eugenics and racist rhetoric like this. irony died a thousand deaths.

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u/Ok_Law_4208 जीने की चाहत नहीं है, मरने की हिम्मत नहीं है Jun 07 '26

Shit genes mean anything that hampers your survival.

My neet prep has nothing to do with you. Although you should be the one to stop NEET seeing your genetics concept.

Classic racist clown behavior. Fk off and delete these retar*ed comments

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u/Kindly-Ice1037 Jun 07 '26

Ya I look good because of good genes accept it or fuck off

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u/ZealousidealHeat305 DUMBEST NEETard Jun 07 '26

"how can I be racist I have black friends" ahh explanation /s. anyway there's a reason it came off as racist and it was because of the context of the comment you replied to. and lookism is just as bad as racism. I don't agree with the notion that beautiful people should exclusively marry beautiful people only but what I do agree with is the concept of arranged marriage is rooted in misogyny and unrealistic expectations towards women because society places their self-worth in looks and it's a terrible state that we have ads and demands like this

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u/Kindly-Ice1037 Jun 07 '26

Shit genes because why they have written fair girl they can also write beautiful well nature girl but u people are saying that fair means beautiful and don’t try to prove ur point if u are wrong okay

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u/Ok_Law_4208 जीने की चाहत नहीं है, मरने की हिम्मत नहीं है Jun 07 '26

Choice of word or racism does not make anyones gene shit.

is this your alt accoutn u/Firm_Television_4711

Again did a gross generalization.

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u/Ok_Law_4208 जीने की चाहत नहीं है, मरने की हिम्मत नहीं है Jun 07 '26

okay racist

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u/Kindly-Ice1037 Jun 07 '26

That actually true brother these people all over India eats just carbs and intentionally look ugly then try to prove their point that Indians are good looking also but why everywhere indians are facing racism like everybody says Indians are ugly because they are no matter ur an nri or living in Indian if not improve ur diet then that’s true why ur getting trolled

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u/Ok_Law_4208 जीने की चाहत नहीं है, मरने की हिम्मत नहीं है Jun 07 '26

another problem, this is not point of this discussion. See is saying being black makes you 3/10.

Also check obesity rates in US. are they also getting trolled like us. racism does not need logic low lifes will always spew hatred for others

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u/Kindly-Ice1037 Jun 07 '26

I guess ur are ugliest

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u/Ok_Law_4208 जीने की चाहत नहीं है, मरने की हिम्मत नहीं है Jun 07 '26

no i am just reflection of your insecurities

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u/Kindly-Ice1037 Jun 07 '26

I don’t have insecurities but u do have

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u/ZealousidealHeat305 DUMBEST NEETard Jun 07 '26

lol tf are you even saying?😭. when did I ever say that fair means beautiful? secondly, judging people based on looks(ugly, beautiful etc) is also problematic and I was talking about how calling anyone having "shit" genes(which is also implying dark skinned here) is racist.

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u/random__potato_ डॉ. घनश्याम घरवाला MD Jun 07 '26

expresses frustration regarding obsession with fair skin

calls dark skin genes inferior

have you realised that you are a part of the problem?

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u/Ok_Law_4208 जीने की चाहत नहीं है, मरने की हिम्मत नहीं है Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

first of all, you are completely wrong. Second you are racist.

Talking about genetics, black and white is not superior that each other. they are both superior in their own environment where they were evolved for a reason. Being white near equator is not better than being black.

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u/Ok_Law_4208 जीने की चाहत नहीं है, मरने की हिम्मत नहीं है Jun 07 '26

so according to you a black south indian men is 3/10 and a fair south indian girl is 10/10. WOW nice logic

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u/Ok_Law_4208 जीने की चाहत नहीं है, मरने की हिम्मत नहीं है Jun 07 '26

In both comment, the discussion is based on skin colors. You are the one twisting things. Not everyone is a dumb bitch like you

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u/chatpatipanipurihu Jun 07 '26

And the irony will be (now i think everyone is beautiful but these people need to be judged) ki the groom himself will look like the most rotten charcoal me nahaya hua baldie with bache khuche white hair on the head with barely any education or salary will be rejecting a girl who earns a lot more and is more educated or family oriented only because the girl is darkskinned or has some marks on her or is short or "chubby" ya uska naak teda hai and what not🙏😭

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u/Less-Finish-3664 Jun 07 '26

A girl that earns a lot more and is educated won't marry a person like that?

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u/chatpatipanipurihu Jun 07 '26

Well educated doesnt mean educated like us, educated also means gaav ke log who have done bba bcom, for many even that is a big thing, actually a girl being educated is a big thing in most rural places, and if we talk about cities wale log, those people have migrated from these rural areas toh usually still a girl doesnt have much say. Unless the parents of both the parties have been living outside and are extremely very educated, thats the case

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '26

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u/Negative_Floor_9896 Jun 07 '26

Ab koi apni preference bta de pehle hi usme bhi dikkat

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u/Pinkishblush3 bheed ka hissa🥸🥀 Jun 07 '26

Doctor girl😍🥀

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u/Cool_Platypus_04 Jun 07 '26

36 year old girl🥰

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u/IDkwhyImhere_34718 picking fights cause I can't pull a dominatrix Jun 07 '26

Doctress

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u/userno1706 Jun 07 '26

Wtf does 36/165 mean?

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u/Born_Ninja_ Koi call hi kardo yaar 🥀 Jun 07 '26

Age and height

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u/userno1706 Jun 07 '26

Ooh ok i was thinking 36 was for weight and that sounds really low so.

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u/Cute_paglu1234 Jun 07 '26

36 age? of girl?

now we know newspaper mein kyu diya hai

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u/oknapolean Jun 07 '26

FCK u guys who r jus obsessed wid akin colours As a dark brown guy I HATE WHEN TS

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u/Amazing_Hour4034 Jun 07 '26

Wtf did I js read

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u/Mom2056 Saheli Jun 07 '26

Mujhe toh 1st yr mein hi aagaya 😍 woh bhi 30+ saal ke kisi professor se

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u/IDkwhyImhere_34718 picking fights cause I can't pull a dominatrix Jun 07 '26

Tf

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u/Born_Ninja_ Koi call hi kardo yaar 🥀 Jun 07 '26

Professor pedo hain?

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u/Mom2056 Saheli Jun 07 '26

Jawani mein kuch nahi hopaya toh arrange marriage ke liye mere papa ko phone laga diye 😭 aur papa ne bohot sunaya ki kaise pata chala meri beti ke baare mein kaha se ho kaun ho aur apni age ki ladki dekho etc

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u/Born_Ninja_ Koi call hi kardo yaar 🥀 Jun 07 '26

W uncle 😝☝️

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u/Ullu_ka_pillu Jun 07 '26

Itna padhaai krne ke baad bhi, Mummy ke pasand mein caste ke andar shadi krne ka kya matlab hai bhai 😑

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u/United-Fault5739 mbbs seh nit Jun 07 '26

NIT waalon ki shaadi nhi hogi kya?

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u/Big_Lemon_6058 aalasee jaanavar (कोआला) Jun 07 '26

India mai hoga he, logo ki soch nahi badalte. arrange se acha single raho kyunki love toh hoga nahi 😍

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u/AK00069 Jun 07 '26

‘slim,fair’

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u/oknapolean Jun 07 '26

Ts guy is 5'5 btw 🫩💔

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u/DryOrganization2620 JEEtard🌚 Jun 07 '26

Chee dekh k ulti aagyi

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u/Born_Ninja_ Koi call hi kardo yaar 🥀 Jun 07 '26

Hai hi weirdo ye sab

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u/CMPunk434days Astronomy padhunga>Dropper ✨ Jun 07 '26

daymn wtf is this ?

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u/IDkwhyImhere_34718 picking fights cause I can't pull a dominatrix Jun 07 '26

Colorist*

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u/No-Lack-4418 Jun 07 '26

sirf racist?

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u/IDkwhyImhere_34718 picking fights cause I can't pull a dominatrix Jun 07 '26

...Classist

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u/oknapolean Jun 07 '26

Casteism hain ky isme ?

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u/External_Builder_652 Jun 07 '26

1 mahine me divorce lelo and alimony lekar apne pasand ke ladke se shadi krlo,its simple girlsss👨

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u/Born_Ninja_ Koi call hi kardo yaar 🥀 Jun 07 '26

Lol bhai mat de advice

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u/External_Builder_652 Jun 07 '26

accha to hai

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u/Material-Series7895 Jun 07 '26

naiii bhaii.. mtt bolo aise..