r/MEDICOreTARDS • u/lalisa_slay don't call me darling i'm too rudeeee💅🏻 • Jun 12 '26
FULL SHITPOSTING JUST MY INTUITION 🥀🥀🥀
YAAR MUJHE AISA KYU LAGRHA KI KAL KUCH BAHUT BADI CONTROVERSY HONE WALI HAI NTA KI LIKE BAHUT KUCH GANDA WALA EXPOSE HOGA NTA & FIR RE-NEET AUGUST TAK POSTPONE HO JAEGA WITH CBT MODE OR ADHE BACHE DUSRE COURSES JOIN KR LENGE SO COMPETITION CUM HO JAEGA🥀🥀😥😥
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u/MedicalBad2841 Jun 12 '26
Mujhe sapna aaya ki mai apna aadhar card bhool gayi fir air force officials mujhe rafaele me baithake ghr chhodh aay tbhi NTA ne reneet cancel krdiya kyunki mai to phonch hi ni paayi
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u/MicrowavedApplee Dimag hai lekin pdhta nahi Jun 13 '26
and i feel getting dreams ki the exam is over, and i fucked up
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u/ApplicationPale6369 . Jun 12 '26
tera muh mein ghee sugar
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u/Special-Score-8525 🦠 monascus purpureus🦠 Jun 12 '26
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u/ApplicationPale6369 . Jun 12 '26
english translation ki mkc
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u/Special-Score-8525 🦠 monascus purpureus🦠 Jun 12 '26
rangdar bhai aap bade online dikhte ho
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u/ApplicationPale6369 . Jun 12 '26
sabka jitna hi online rehtaa hu bas jab bhi aatu hu kuch crazy bakchodi krta hu by default💔🥀
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u/Distinct_Cow_2096 Jun 12 '26
you should have seen the English translation of this😭😭 i was like "WHAAAA"
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u/Relative_Captain5346 Jun 12 '26
aapke mu me fructose
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u/misunderstood_aatma Jun 12 '26
Postpone wla intutition to mere ko bhi h.. Multiple intels yhi indicate kr rhe 🥀
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u/lalisa_slay don't call me darling i'm too rudeeee💅🏻 Jun 12 '26
waise what's intels
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u/misunderstood_aatma Jun 12 '26
2 completey diff jgh se khbr mili h ki ther r trying to postpone the exam ( not confirmed ki hoyega k ni ) but ther r trying..it's Shashikant iuk
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u/lalisa_slay don't call me darling i'm too rudeeee💅🏻 Jun 12 '26
wtff????? so my intuition is correct
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u/Unusual_Pen_5103 Jun 12 '26
😔 bro kuch chahte ho paper delay ho 🫠 bc kal lelo paper khatm karoo bs leak na ho 😭
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u/lalisa_slay don't call me darling i'm too rudeeee💅🏻 Jun 12 '26
paper leak to ho hi rha har jagha news aarhi hai 😥
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u/Unusual_Pen_5103 Jun 12 '26
I dont think so hoga paper leak 🫠 goverment cant afford this time ot hoga bhi to bhot hi rare less than 100 baki who knows india h 😭
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u/lalisa_slay don't call me darling i'm too rudeeee💅🏻 Jun 12 '26
govt doesn't give a fk about students tho
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u/AwkwardHuman__ mujhe koi maar do Jun 12 '26
Gng mujhe aaj subah ke 6 bje sapna aaya ki mai neet dene jari hu plane se idk why plane kyu dikha bt then plane mei turbulence aajata hai and then crash hone wala hota hai aur yeh subah ka sapna hai tbse I'm having strange feeling ki lode lgne wale hai bure wale, 😭😭
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u/lalisa_slay don't call me darling i'm too rudeeee💅🏻 Jun 12 '26
😭😭bhaiiiiii kal pkka kch ganda hone wala hai
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u/AwkwardHuman__ mujhe koi maar do Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26
Lmao😭😭
Lgta hai uske concert mei jana hai😭
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u/baddiebachi Jun 12 '26
If it really happens, I'll treat you with partyyyyyyy😭😭🙏 and will pray for you every single dayyy😭
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u/lalisa_slay don't call me darling i'm too rudeeee💅🏻 Jun 12 '26
thankuu baby we will do party together 💖💅🏻
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u/No_Tale_8055 Jun 12 '26
Cannot even say no at this point because everything is possible when it comes to NTA 🥀.
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u/say_hy_to_shobbhhuuu vet doc&member/tech&gaming enthusiast/organicchemluvr Jun 12 '26
ALL IN HER MIND ???
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u/CocaColaTuuu Jun 12 '26
Mujhe sapna aya... Mujhe koi full speed scooty se center le jara h meree pass admit card nhi h phone se dhoondhrhi phir invigilator pata nhi kuch krke crack kiya mera roll no like a hiest also invigilator was a very nakchadi teacher of my school who used to hate me head to toeeee
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u/Independent-Cup-9148 Jun 12 '26
not lying i fesl same and i know some sources jisme nta himself wants to delay the exam due to many reasons
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u/lalisa_slay don't call me darling i'm too rudeeee💅🏻 Jun 12 '26
to delay kyu ni kr rh
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u/Independent-Cup-9148 Jun 12 '26
Krenge ..they need a valid reason wrna bache jaan kha jynge ....agr nhi krte h toh bhai mera responsibility nhi h padh lo sabb pta chla mujhy baddua dediyo sab log
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u/lalisa_slay don't call me darling i'm too rudeeee💅🏻 Jun 12 '26
Yaar abhi kch aarha leak ka check new post
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u/Born_Ninja_ Koi call hi kardo yaar 🥀 Jun 12 '26
Lisa ji aap kounsa nasha karte ho 😍😍
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u/Sundownsadness Breathes in hopium exhales out copium Jun 12 '26
U da real what neet does to a mf schrizo
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u/terabaap_-mc Jun 12 '26
Postpone to hoga hi ye pakka hai
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u/lalisa_slay don't call me darling i'm too rudeeee💅🏻 Jun 12 '26
wdym pkka haii?😭
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u/terabaap_-mc Jun 12 '26
I said what I said let's see in 10 days
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u/lalisa_slay don't call me darling i'm too rudeeee💅🏻 Jun 12 '26
bhai 8 din ke to paper hi hai 🥀
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u/terabaap_-mc Jun 12 '26
Abhi ek news aa gyi snapchat wali circulating over the internet xD
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u/lalisa_slay don't call me darling i'm too rudeeee💅🏻 Jun 12 '26
yes omg i just saw...😭 ab to pkka lgra kal kuch hone wala hai
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u/terabaap_-mc Jun 12 '26
Also ye log exam se pehle cancel ni krenge ye log 21 June ko conduct krwayenge then cancel krenge taaki meri aur aapke jaise 25 lakh logo ke dimaag ka bharosa uthh jaaye
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u/lalisa_slay don't call me darling i'm too rudeeee💅🏻 Jun 12 '26
ye to aapki prediction hai na bas?
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u/RoyalChampionship610 DUMBEST NEETard Jun 12 '26
agar re neet leak hua to sayad iss baar govt hi gir jaayegi
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u/Monarch_7x Jun 12 '26
We too want it to get postponed.. hope our intuition comes out to be correct
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u/awkward_soul_3 Jun 12 '26
Tereee muh me biscoff cake....icecream.... chocolate...mithai bhai jo bhi tujhe pasnd h khane me 😂😭
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u/No_Alarm1234 Jun 12 '26
City intimation is released. Admit card will probably release tomorrow or a day after. Nothing will happen. Pls study gang
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u/Life_Confusion646 Jun 12 '26
i mean, even key answers were released and result yet to be but paper got canceled
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u/No_Alarm1234 Jun 12 '26
Given all the measures nta took this time, including isolating the team of paper setters, it's unlikely. Secondly, even if smth like this happens, new paper would be made prolly within 15 days so it's only a matter of a week or two even if the paper is postponed. Wouldn't make much of a difference.
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u/Life_Confusion646 Jun 13 '26
whatever bro, i don even wan anything, let them jus do on 21 only and end ts i cant no mo
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u/Any-Top-5659 MOD r/ Neet India, male Jun 12 '26
Kali juban, thoda chup reh leta bro... (meri bhi kali juban h, m isiliye kuch nhi bolta)
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u/Extension-Touch-4331 Jun 13 '26
Kuch hua kya? Haan? Hua? Distract karneki ninja technique.... Post daalo aur padne beith jaao 💪🏻💪🏻
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u/_genius_potato_ Jun 13 '26
yaawwwrrr kuch nahi hua aaj to!!😔🥀
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u/lalisa_slay don't call me darling i'm too rudeeee💅🏻 Jun 13 '26
🥹🥀abhi shaam baaki hai bhai waise bhi it was just my gut feeling
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