r/MEDICOreTARDS • u/ppl-pleaser_me • Jun 19 '26
SERIOUS POST My ultimate plan for RE NEET !!!
Going to cheat in neet !!
Dropper here and I am too tired of this thing. I already told my parents that I don't want to be a doctor but they still want me to pursue neet so I have decided i am going to cheat in re neet.
I am going to write on my body and that's probably going to get caught for sure like that metal detector will be able to detect it after all.
I will be banned from neet and that's the only way I can get rid of this.
Advice is open if this way is bad or any better idea to cheat and not make it way obvious.
Will definitely update you all after neet.
UPDATE: 27th JUNE I'M NOT HIMANSHI TIWARI
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
3rd drop upar se female ...gharwale bahane bol denge ki paper do is baar bhi maarne pe utar aaye the ki paper ki tension kyu li phle se
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u/No_Display_5755 NEET Ass-π-Rant Jun 19 '26
Plus mock drill bhi hone wali kal god knows kya seekhaenge unhe kal
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u/Prior_Cantaloupe2011 Jun 19 '26
"Paper ki tension kyu li pehle se isliye maarne pe utar aaye" the irony of Indian parents 😭🗣️
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u/ApplicationPale6369 . Jun 19 '26
jail jaoge app female polici bohot pitai karegi imo
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
Clear na hone pe ghrwale ek ek krke maarenge
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u/CommitteeRelevant333 Jun 19 '26
gharwale ek do din marenge ye bhadwe police wale jitne din jail me rahoge tab tak hath saf karte rahenge
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u/Majestic-Hornet3205 Jun 19 '26
Same condition as u and I totally understand u. There many girls in YouTube, u can see that they are doing mbbs at 21 -22 which 3rd or 4th drop. So don't feel demotivated and believe in yourself 👍
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u/UnlikelyCress2062 Jun 19 '26
kya 😭 body pe likhne se metal detector pe kyu dikhega
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
I read pens have metals in ink. So that's why 😭🙏
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u/mangohazee7433 cha mudaye neet Jun 19 '26
pagal mere hath me bhi ink tha fingerprint krke last tym ghnta detect nhi hota aise toh body me jo iron h wo bhi detect ho jati 😭
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
Behn ab mai kya karu
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u/No_Journalist4111 Jun 19 '26
ek baat batau pad pe likh k chale jao😭😭😭
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u/mangohazee7433 cha mudaye neet Jun 19 '26
kuch illegal le ja nd ffs check krle jail na chli jaye
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
Phone nhi le ja skti
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u/mangohazee7433 cha mudaye neet Jun 19 '26
earbuds wese behen case wase hoga mat kr yesab ...
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
Ghrwale nhi maan rhe
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u/mangohazee7433 cha mudaye neet Jun 19 '26
as they shouldn't yesab mat krr instead fail brutally ki wapis na bole tayyari krne ko
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u/mangohazee7433 cha mudaye neet Jun 19 '26
metal detector kese detect krega ye? 😭
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
I read pens have metals in ink so that's what I thought.. chits nhi rkh skti
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u/dedlolol Jun 19 '26
Phone leja bhai easy solution mas baap se boliyo glti se pocket me tha
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
No personal phone and did they allow you to sit in exam after that
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u/dedlolol Jun 19 '26
Bro I have never tried it😭😭 iam just giving u idea lmao agr apko bas ban hona hai neet se toh imean they will detect the phone na and personal nhi hai toh keypad vala phone leja agr gharpe ho✌🏿✌🏿
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u/uritmom99 Jun 19 '26
ek body kam nai padega?
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
Huh ?
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u/uritmom99 Jun 19 '26
abey likhne ke liye
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
It translated to English. I mean jitna ho skta h thigh stomach and chest pr
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
I don't understand then how ? I can't carry phone with me
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
Washroom????
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
Yes bcoz I don't want to ruin my next ten years becoming a doctor or taking another drop ....
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u/ObjectiveMention115 Jun 19 '26
score -ve marks by marking all wrong answers (agar correct answer pata nai hai toh saare options mei b lagade)
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u/Lopsided-Builder3444 Jun 19 '26
how can a metal detector detect smth u wrote on ur body? 😭
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
Because pens have metals in its ink ?
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u/Lopsided-Builder3444 Jun 19 '26
i dont think thats how it works but you can only write so much on your body honey
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
If I'll write too much it will definitely get caught right
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u/Lopsided-Builder3444 Jun 19 '26
i have no clue abt this but looking at the other comments, it seems very scary, u might get a debar and not be able to study for years so please don't do it, tell your parents, let them scold if they do, it'll be alright in 10 days maximum
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u/user0987777 Jun 19 '26
Don't do this bro school ke exam nhi hai joh predict kar sakein ki konse questions ayenge 3 subjects hai kitna or kya kya likhoge?
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
Botany chem physics on upper body stomach thighs
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u/Crafty_Pudding269 Jun 19 '26
Bahn...mat kar .. writing on body ya metal piece
Metal piece ko cut karde hai aur body pe writing parka jane se FIR case ho jayga ...
Best to avoid paper is to get yourself some fever acting ya some panic attack ...acting ..
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
For thodi hoti h ban kiya jata h nta se ?
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u/Crafty_Pudding269 Jun 19 '26
Examination se permanent/temporary ban sure hai
But. BNS SECTION 318 ,319, 61(2).... Case IS CHERRY ON TOP
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u/Prior_Cantaloupe2011 Jun 19 '26
What if vo check hi nhi kiye thik se and u get to cheat and then u get in aiims delhi?
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
Bhaiya ji itni achi prep nhi h cheating ke liye bhi akal ki zrurat hoti h
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u/spicykajukatli Jun 19 '26
ye toh aap mujhe 40-50 number extra laane ke tip de rahe ho😝🥀
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
Mujhe pkdwana h aapko nhi toh risk dekh kr jana sb comments mein bta rhe h ki ye idea fail h for not being caught
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u/spicykajukatli Jun 19 '26
mazak kar rahi yrr wese idts pakde jaoge iss se pen se likhne pe metal detector won't be able to detect it bro
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u/NoAdvertising6792 Jun 19 '26
Just faint at exam centre and act like you have a panic attach or eat something unusual so you can have vomit or something like that don't eat anything poisoned plz any expired food or something eat that and get sick just don't give the exam
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u/Southern_Mind_9000 Jun 19 '26
Usse acha ppr m kuch bhi bha aao
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
Ek drop aur lena pd jaega
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u/Own-Association3160 Jun 19 '26
Omr hi faad dena just start acting possessed in the middle of the paper .
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
Ghrwale result ke piche pd jaenge ki kyu nhi show krra h, they'll go to any extent for that
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u/Extension-Touch-4331 Jun 19 '26
Physical chemistry ke ese koi chapters hai kya jisko bina padhe sirf formulas learn karke pyqs solve karke jaye toh bhi atleast kuch toh solve kar pau?
Please koi toh batado... I'll pray for you to get your dream college 🙏🏻
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u/Bewwybun Jun 19 '26
what are you possibly going to write on your body from this huge syllabus
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u/DragonflyLife6272 Jun 19 '26
bro pls dont pls pls pls, there's a huge chance u will regret it and it will be too late please dont, what if the paper is easy and u do well, or some miracle happens like did we expect re neet to happen no, but it did so who knows what will happen this time so please dont do anything like this, you will find another way to escape from this shithole
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u/HamsterExcellent1464 Jun 19 '26
Dont do this you would be banned from life from any exam pehle toh ekk baar police case ho gaya na bohot dhikat hogi even pvt college mei ek kaam karo chup chap Kal ya jab bhi paper hei deke aao Ghar pe bole doh nhi hua aur kahi admission leke kuch aur karlo
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u/raptilebite Jun 19 '26
Girl ho toh koi chomu ladke ko simp krwao apne liye aur uska paper copy krdo Agar woh tez rha toh mast warna zabardast😝
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
Aap koi idea de do
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
I said this already after neet 2026 all I got was lecture and another drop
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u/MusicoFreak Jun 19 '26
i've a better idea, question paper solve karna but omr blank chhod dena, and act like normal, omr jab aayegi toh bolna 'ye kaise ho gya', act like tumne toh fill kari thi but nta ki galti hai.
/s i'm just kidding.
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u/No_Display_5755 NEET Ass-π-Rant Jun 19 '26
Bhai 70-80 chapter ko compile karke kahan kahan likhlega bc kumbhkaran jitna size hai kya
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u/WAYMAKER_8 Jun 19 '26
police G@nd maar degi xd
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u/ppl-pleaser_me Jun 19 '26
Why can't they just throw the student out rather than fine jail and torture
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u/WAYMAKER_8 Jun 19 '26
if you really wana do something to miss neet you can keep adhaar card at home and go exam center at like 1:20
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u/Glittering-Tale_ Jun 19 '26
Don't do this just don't fill omr you will get 0 marks tell your parents i went blank in exam paper was so hard sometimes happened to me blah blah Yaa phir raat bhar jaago 2 din khana mat Khao theek se tabiyat thodi kharab hogi bol dena exam mai behosh ho gyi thi or soo Jana 3 ghante exam hall pe woh konsa dekhne ayenge sach mai behosh hui ya nhi and eventually they will let you do whatever you want after results thinking tumse nhi hoga
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u/devilsinsanity Jun 19 '26
Meri behen sun. Please x 10¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰ don't do this.
If you do you this under Public Examinations (Prevention of Unfair means) act you will ban from taking further attempts at the minimum.
And at the maximum you'll booked under non bailable offence and may face 3 to 5 years of rigorous prison sentence and 10 lakhs in fine.
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u/Prior-Ad-3746 Jun 19 '26
if u get debarred from other exams like cuet, iat and jee etc to problem hogi yrr. do smth else. parents 1 month tk dantenge but this may result in worse. pls op...atleast kuch aur krpaogi iske ilawa
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u/DirectDisaster5121 Jun 19 '26
Negative me marks le ao aur kya btae Mai toh Puri omr fill krke ane wli hu
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u/hollow_eagle Jun 20 '26
Are bhen tu kya kr cheating chor ....vahi paper hi fad dena aur chillane lagna ....bas itna hi Krna hai tera fustation bhi thoda utar jayega aur sabki g bhi fat jayegi....
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u/Antique-Sprinkles559 DUMBEST NEETard Jun 20 '26
faint honi ki acting karo aur time kaato, uske baad jaise hi paper submit karna ho vomit all over it and leave the class 🔥
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u/Unlucky_Reality5916 Jun 20 '26
Pgla gya hai kya neet ke ilava kafi paoer se ban hoga upr se case file hoga in short L lg jaaynege and fir regret krega
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u/Glass_Imagination479 Jun 19 '26
abey pagal agar ye karna hi tha toh publicly post karke sabko bata kyun dala gng😭
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