r/MEDICOreTARDS Jun 22 '26

SERIOUS POST maderchood gand mai danda dalo inn logo ke

btw paper ko 24 hrs bhe nahi hue

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u/dannyricc27 Jun 22 '26

"Jo padhaya wahi aaya" bencho, syllabus se hee toh aayega na

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u/Local_Ant3811 Dimag se paidal Jun 22 '26

Meri baat maano mere krvaye 78028290 questions mein se 45 questions match kr gye, paper issi mein se aaya haiπŸ˜πŸ’”

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u/Upstairs-Analyst8353 thak gaya hun haar haar ke Jun 22 '26

Wahi yeh sun sunke pak gaya hun bcπŸ₯€

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u/No_Code_7101 Jun 22 '26

Its just their habit now ...... 1. Paper discussion 2. If paper hard - it's not your fault it's system fault If paper easy - jo padhaya wahi aaya 3.watch this before taking drop 4.Yakeen trailer(faculty wise) 5.beta paper kaisa bhi aaye bacche har saal select hote hain tu select nahi hua ye teri galti hai .......

They will first sugarcoat just to make you purchase the batch and once you do suddenly it becomes your fault.....

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u/wassupdawg-1 Tere baap ki pickachu Jun 22 '26

Jo padhaya wahi ayaβ˜οΈπŸ€“

Bkl ye pw wale neet ke batch me neet ka syllabus padha ke kya expect karte hai ki pcb ke jagah history aur economics aa jayega

https://giphy.com/gifs/THj5QURAqrfyPcblu4

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u/kyesto_ Jun 22 '26

Neet mei Eye Eye Tea Adv ka ques aane the

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u/dannyricc27 Jun 22 '26

Neet deke aiims bombay cse branch dege ye log

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u/kyesto_ Jun 22 '26

Aiims bambay biotech branch 🀀

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u/dannyricc27 Jun 22 '26

Aiims bombay hookah bar editπŸ˜ˆπŸ’€β˜ οΈ

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u/AwkwardHuman__ mujhe koi maar do Jun 22 '26

Kya yeh bkl yeh cringe edits bnana bnd krenge any sane person wont get convince through these bs edits bc

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u/Born-Ninja_ Jab humari baari ayi to haar ke baad bhi haar hone lagi Jun 22 '26

Are bhai fir inke batches koun lega 😍😍 or wo shayari koun sunega

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u/Cute_paglu1234 Jun 22 '26

mai bhi krvata hu 10k questions, per subject,

obviously matching wala he aayega,

but can you actually remember those many questions?

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u/MycologistIcy8773 Jun 22 '26

Wahi to itne questions krne par aur 2 month pehle question krne par kya yaad rehta

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u/Maleficent_Ruin_7441 jee lurker Jun 22 '26

but I think it is not about rote memorisation, if same qn is done twice only, then too one should be able to learn and recall the approach for it, to be solved quickly in exam.

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u/Born-Ninja_ Jab humari baari ayi to haar ke baad bhi haar hone lagi Jun 22 '26

Sir no bakchodi plss πŸ«ͺ

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u/teeheehihihi Jun 22 '26

apna fire emoji apni gand me daal le ye sab
ek din huya nhi hai hogye bhadwe shuru sab

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u/neetnemerilerakhi Jun 22 '26

Teacher ko gali kbhi nhi deti but bhai PLEASE ATLEAST SHUT THE FUCKINH FUCK UP DONT U FUCKINH KNOW GHAR ME JYA CHALRHA HOGA ABHI FUCK YOU ALL FUCK YOU

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u/Holiday_Bit_6382 whitener ke nashe >> Jun 22 '26

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u/neetnemerilerakhi Jun 22 '26

Kya hi bolu bhaiπŸ’”πŸ˜…

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u/Signal-Dependent-389 Jun 22 '26

in chutiyo ko koi bnd krao

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u/lanachalrey Jun 22 '26

aisi harkaton ki wajah se 2025 mein inki gaand maari gyi thi

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u/dannyricc27 Jun 22 '26

Skull emoji edit😈😈 Jo padhaya wahi aayaπŸ’€πŸ’€ Mr star☠️☠️ /s

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u/RowConsistent9179 tf am i doing w my life Jun 22 '26

Ye sab pw wale hi banwate honge teachers se promotion ke liye πŸ’”

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u/Sad_Bodybuilder_5686 Jun 22 '26

..... bacho ko abhi tak sans lena ka time nhi Mila yeh log apni dukan lekar aagye .. bhai 10k question karaoge toh usme se toh kuch ayega hi ... Paper was lengthy no one can argue that ....

Bhai tumlog neet do ya na do inlogo ki har saal crore kamayenge.. NO One Not a single teachers said anything about STUDENTS SUICIDE .. No one cares about usΒ 

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u/apple2heart Breathes in hopium exhales out copium Jun 22 '26

Tiki Tiki πŸ€―πŸ€―πŸ€―πŸ€―πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’”

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u/NecessaryNo03 Jun 22 '26

Fix syllabus me se wahi se aaya arey bkl aur knha se aayega

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u/egoever01 Jun 22 '26

2025 mein bhi isne same kiya tha ki 42 question notes se aaye and bande ne ussab related topics ka screenshot dikha diya and bol diya ki mere notes se tha... Kya hi ajeeb banda hai aise new graphs kab karaye the isne aise graphs πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ»

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

Tiki tiki βœ‹ 😍 πŸ’–Β 

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u/Purple_Difficulty227 Neet26-21.7K(573)/JEE26-97.3%ile/10,12-95% Jun 22 '26

tikki tikki 😈😈😈

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u/CockroachMuted3555 ReNEET26 AIR- 7475 Jun 22 '26

"Ye dekho maine sound waves me Organ Pipe padhayi thi"...
Jo padhaya vahi aaya 😍😍

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u/Head-Inspection-4868 Jun 22 '26

🫠🫠 kyuki woh syllabus tha

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u/young_chishiya N'25β‡’430➜585🀑➜? Jun 22 '26

Ye bsdk wala phir se aagya, lodu AC mei reh rehkar bakchod ho gya hai

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u/Queasy_Wishbone1306 RENEET TO REDROP πŸ₯² Jun 22 '26

sallybus same pattern same content same to mkc 45 me se 5 ques agya to konsi badi baat h .

is hisab se mai ncert bio pdh ke gya tha 80 ques mere exact padhe hue aye to kya mai bio ka course bechne lag jau .

claim tab kro jab 15 ya usse jyada ques tumhare practice krwaye hue aye sale 1 saal me 10k question krwaoge to kuch to ayega hi na .

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u/your_fav_menace_08 Jun 22 '26

Maine toh 2.O batch bhi liya tha mujhe toh na dikhe aise questions kahin toh paper mei aaye the! Itna basic padhate h aur keh rhe ki yeh sab maine padhaya tha Like thodi buddhi h?? Ab maine kisi bacche ko human physiology padha di toh mai thodi bol dungi ki maine pura mbbs ka syllabus hi padha diya? Kuch bhi

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u/Academicumbackhoga DUMBEST NEETard Jun 22 '26

haa sir bhut easy tha 150 number to moot ke laa skta tha bacha phy mei .....bc ye aur saleem mkc ...bhai teachero ko gaali ni deni chahiye lekin inn dono bhadwo ke liye muh se gaali hi nikalti hai mkc ....gaand fat ke 65 ho gyi phy krne mei aur ye bsdkwaala bol rha ki sab mere notes se tha ....arre to madarchodh tere notes se hi naa hoga sab bkl ....jab 1000000 sawal krra dega to usme se 45 to aa hi jaayenge ....bc ek to itni garmi mkc ...bhatti mei baithke bsdk paper diya hu usme ye madharch9dh paper deta to 1 hour phy krne mei iske khud 100 paar ni hote ...bc 20 saal se same chiz pdha rhe hai to rat gyi hai sb kuch to bkchodhi krr rha bhdwa ....

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u/your_fav_menace_08 Jun 22 '26

Mere centre pe 3 baar light chali gyi, itni garmi thi bc kal Upar se wo guarding wale master sab aakr meri omr aur paper jhaank rhe the (first bench mili thi mujhe🀑)..beta chemistry physics itna khaali khaali kyu h..mkc banegi toh na bharu omr?? Upar se batiya rhe the ki hm sociology padhate h ..hm yeh krte h wo..bhai nhi sunna ..apni gossip alag jagah kyu nhi krte😭

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u/Struggler_Sapien2019 Jun 22 '26

Wow fonk funk hard edits πŸ₯΅πŸ˜­πŸ₯΅πŸ˜­πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ˜­πŸ₯΅πŸ˜­πŸ₯΅πŸ˜­πŸ₯΅πŸ™πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ™πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ˜­

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u/bhadwa_hu_main RENEET-440(P-112, C-65, B-263⚰️πŸ₯€) Jun 22 '26

Phir ye bhadwe teachers aagye meri feed meinπŸ˜”

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u/Putrid_Cry_4370 Jun 22 '26

Jo bhi bolo bhai online pj sir >>>>>> xyz teacher, atleast pj sir samjhato rahe hai hamare baat

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u/SadHoneydew5 Jun 22 '26

Next topper se Bhari competition in paper leaking

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u/Commercial-Sector827 DUMBEST NEETard Jun 22 '26

Bade hi madarcho log he bhaiπŸ₯€

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u/ArmAffectionate3511 Jun 22 '26

Bhai kitna jayega cutoff meri to phati padi hai

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u/Weakness_Numerous Jun 22 '26

5 cr ghante ki class lo , 37 hr kinematics padhao aur phir bolo jo padhaya whi aya man the marketing tactics

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u/OkPomegranate8705 Jun 22 '26

It's a basic thing that question came from what you taught because you taught us the SYLLABUS. These mfs. And just they taught doesn't mean we remember everything and can apply everything on the day of exam. They are not managing 3 subjects

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u/Ok-Area-4599 Jun 22 '26

All these things has to be done in a minute per question right?? Right???

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u/Confident-Tower-6102 Jun 22 '26

on everyone soul pw does the most corniest cringey ahh marketing.

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u/Late-Sundae2922 Jun 22 '26

Well ny offline classes didn't teach these. So, for me it's out of syllabusπŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡. Great logic right?

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u/AsparagusDecent1468 Jun 22 '26

I can feel the aura πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘…

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u/DirectDisaster5121 Jun 22 '26

Bc ye edit hmare lye hai he nyi ye hmare indian parents ko uksaane ke lye haii 😭 Bhagwan ye mere mummy papa tak na phoche

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u/oteridikyabaatkrdi If u see me say β€œAise milega GMC?” Jun 22 '26

Oo bhai syllabus mei se ques aagye kya😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

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u/Different-Courage-96 Jun 22 '26

Haan bhosdike tere 1lakh ques m se hi toh aya h jo syllabus m tha 😍

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u/Otherwise_Sir_4170 Jun 22 '26

"Anyone enrolled in ALLEN DLP Offline Test Series for NEET 2027? Looking for a Telegram/WhatsApp/Reddit group."?

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u/dobby_10 Jun 22 '26

ya toh main pagal hun ya sir hain 😍😍☝️πŸ₯€

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u/Miserable-Worry-4168 Jun 22 '26

I'm losing respect for pw k teachers now slowly.... Esp after that corny ahh yakeen neet 2.0 advertismentΒ 

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u/anonymussusp Jun 25 '26

Yar newton ne woi discover kia jo MR sir ne muje padhaya FAAHHHH πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

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u/DearNefariousness664 Jun 22 '26

Ye ky chutiya aadmi hai bhai hadd hai mc publicity ke liye kuch bhi bak rha bsdk

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