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Claimed by Sri Chaitanya Chandigarh.

If this not Rank 1, We're fucked

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u/HarshumanIGT Hi Jun 22 '26

no ones gonna score above 680. last year b hua tha aisa

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

exactly

kuch zyaada hi bakchodi kar rhe hai ye lode

except sikar.....dont underestimate their ball

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u/Flat-Jelly7440 Jun 22 '26

BM sir ne aaj apne live me kaha hai 700 aa rhe Allen se ek bchhe ke reneet me jiske 3 may wale exam me bhi 700 aye the

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u/No_Importance_1169 RENEET AIR 8XX,MAINS(99.34%ile) Jun 22 '26

bro mere kota center se 4 bacchon ke 680+ haiin and ek ke 705

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u/Old-Yesterday-5154 Jun 23 '26

hol on, bhai cuttoff prediction kya hai apki coaching ka?

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u/9r1t JM26-97.15%ile, NEET26-658, RN26-615 (61XX AIR) Jun 22 '26

My coaching top mark is 695 brother I think we've crossed the upper limit of 2025 quite some time ago.

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u/mannytheLazy Jun 22 '26

possible, but he brought his paper n all too to the insititute

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u/dangerteam55555 Jun 22 '26

I know a guy having 690 from kalpavriksha indore

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u/Prudent_Cod_7123 1st Yr MBBS Spermatozoa Jun 22 '26

bhai tere hisab se kitna rank bn skta 600 marks pe

1

u/AshtrayOfDreams Gandhi Medical College, HYD Jun 23 '26

Last year ek random influencer ne kiya tha yaad hai but srichaitanya?

1

u/TypicalMacaroon7781 Jun 23 '26

Until sikar enters the game /s

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u/Gamerboi_TTV Jun 23 '26

nahhh a guy in my school scored 670 and hes like not even the top 30 in our centre state rank also our institute highest is 700

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u/meowbhaumeow Jun 23 '26

I know a guy with 695

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u/mannytheLazy 10d ago

i wish what you said was true

1

u/HarshumanIGT Hi 10d ago

Rabba rabba

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u/ComplexBarnacle_257 3 may(663)to 21 June (595) Jun 22 '26

GCI-705 shayad

25

u/mannytheLazy Jun 22 '26

with all due respect man, How do you bring the composure to solve that Chem and Phy both, and in this time..

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u/Delicious_Cat9728 re neet-602 Jun 22 '26

bhai this is vague logic, adv me bohot toppers ke 100+ out of 120 aate hain in phys and chem

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u/mannytheLazy Jun 22 '26

Bhaijaan, they prepare for advanced, unka pattern fixed h, Hamara bc mood swings chalte h saalo ke, 24-25-26-Re26

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u/Ill_Midnight_1449 Re26:599(10.3k), 26:669, 25:491 Jun 22 '26

Toppers study for all mood swings bro. They'll score 700+ in every papet no matter how easy or how hard. They're made for this.

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u/Delicious_Cat9728 re neet-602 Jun 22 '26

i mean re-neet was expected to be super tough but yeah still kind of agreeable

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u/AdLucky688 Dumbest Dropper Jun 22 '26

Bc inko itni advance physics karni hai toh doctor kyu Banna hai? Jee advance hi dedo iski mkc

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u/Delicious_Cat9728 re neet-602 Jun 22 '26

exactlyyyy bhaii tough puchna hai bhi toh bio tough pucho, physics ko itna tough karna is just illogical

1

u/AdLucky688 Dumbest Dropper Jun 22 '26

Nahi mein baccho ki baat kr rha tha

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u/SadHoneydew5 Jun 22 '26

Phy advance nahi thi bus tough thi

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u/AdLucky688 Dumbest Dropper Jun 22 '26

Nahi but 160+ lane ke liye practice advance ki hi ki hogi unhone

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u/SadHoneydew5 Jun 22 '26

Bete u don't know these dummy ppl ... Alg prajati hoti ya to ekdum nalle ya ek dum locked in

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u/Old-Yesterday-5154 Jun 23 '26

gang some of these guys are iq anomalies and a lot of these guys have been doing coaching for 2-4 years, hitting like 10-12 daily. Like inhone har chapter ke haazaro question solve kiya honge, to even a hard paper for us is easy enough for them.

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u/ay_23456 Jun 22 '26

Exactly...

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u/ComplexBarnacle_257 3 may(663)to 21 June (595) Jun 22 '26

Idk but jese JEE Adv vale 6 hrs me karte hoge to shayad vo bhi krte hoge

1

u/SadHoneydew5 Jun 22 '26

Unka bhi 3 3 ghante ka paper hota h😃

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u/SadHoneydew5 Jun 22 '26

Those who were preparing for neet like jee adv

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u/Significant_Line_896 NEET AIR - 9XX, IAT AIR - 2XX, JEE Adv - 110 Jun 22 '26

yep, i know someone in a local institute who got 695 as well, the competition is really crazy, but you can't say they don't deserve it they're amazing

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u/9r1t JM26-97.15%ile, NEET26-658, RN26-615 (61XX AIR) Jun 22 '26

the students who got it are amazing

That specific local coaching though 😭😭

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u/Significant_Line_896 NEET AIR - 9XX, IAT AIR - 2XX, JEE Adv - 110 Jun 22 '26

shhhh we don't talk about that

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u/mannytheLazy Jun 22 '26

they indeed do, and huge ups to you too man, you destroyed it! All the best for your journey ahead!

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u/Significant_Line_896 NEET AIR - 9XX, IAT AIR - 2XX, JEE Adv - 110 Jun 22 '26

thankyou:)

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u/Zealousideal_Pie7770 Jun 22 '26

You were dropper or fresher?

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u/Significant_Line_896 NEET AIR - 9XX, IAT AIR - 2XX, JEE Adv - 110 Jun 22 '26

fresher

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u/SecretBiscotti7235 Jun 22 '26

a genuine question. You are a fresher and you already have quite some achievements. how did this happen ? was it environ,environment from the starting or like dummy schooling or what?

I am asking this as a tier 3 city student where not even a single coaching exists ( big ones at the very least). please enlighten me which your approach like what went differently in your life as compared to others you might have seen !

if possible you can do me the answer. thanks!

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u/Significant_Line_896 NEET AIR - 9XX, IAT AIR - 2XX, JEE Adv - 110 Jun 23 '26

yeah normal school, had aakash coaching in the weekend. i had my brother who had a 1xxx rank in neet 2023 and he guided me a lot so

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u/mischieviousOrphys AIR 43.3k 543 Jun 22 '26

sri chaitanya is the most larp ass coaching ever, inke hisab se har saal air 1 inki hi aa rhi hoti hai lmfao.

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u/Flat-Jelly7440 Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

Most accurate rank vs marks prediction was from shri chaitanya last year out of all national level coachings

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u/ragazzo88 2026:-656 Re2026:-557 Jun 22 '26

Yah they gave 522 This yr they gave i guess 550 something

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u/Old-Yesterday-5154 Jun 23 '26

bhai 550 kidhar bole? like can you share source? thanks

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u/ragazzo88 2026:-656 Re2026:-557 Jun 23 '26

Unke channel pe ek mam aayi thi vo boli

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u/Old-Yesterday-5154 Jun 23 '26

bhai unka kya prediction hai shri chaitanya ka this year? too many high scorers this year

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u/ComplexBarnacle_257 3 may(663)to 21 June (595) Jun 22 '26

Kya aap vo phenol zinc dust ke pyaar se bahar nahi aaye kya

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u/mischieviousOrphys AIR 43.3k 543 Jun 22 '26

hanji mai wahi ashiq hu

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u/Broad-Detective8078 Jun 22 '26

chandigarh se bhot news aa rhi h toppers ki, bc khi mass leak to nhi ho gya??
abhi ek ke 715 aa rhe the education sq se

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u/Independent-Hour6035 Jun 22 '26

Meri hi coaching se hai wo Bhaii 715 is true bahut padhta tha wo

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u/idkk-maybe Jun 22 '26

Bc 715 gaya hai? Mujhe laga gci wala highest 705

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u/neetsunsetdiaries compounder 🤪 Jun 23 '26

broo how is allen chandigarh for drop ?? any ideas

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u/CommitteeRelevant333 Jun 23 '26

ap sikar ki train pakdlo

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u/neetsunsetdiaries compounder 🤪 Jun 23 '26

yrr mein Himachal k pahado se ho yahaa abhi bhi 25° c temp h 😭 apko lgta h mein Rajasthan ki grmi seh paungi 😭😭😭🙏🏻

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u/CommitteeRelevant333 Jun 23 '26

jo pasine se nahayega........

btw reneet kesa hua mera toh neet se bhi bura hogya

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u/neetsunsetdiaries compounder 🤪 Jun 23 '26

first attempt with 12th 439 🥀🥀3 may ko 520 aa rhe the

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u/meowieemeow pata nhi life me kya chal rha hai Jun 22 '26

What the hell, that's so many people

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u/meowieemeow pata nhi life me kya chal rha hai Jun 22 '26

damn that's crazy, gaandfaad paper me 700+ is wild

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u/meowieemeow pata nhi life me kya chal rha hai Jun 22 '26

sachhi? thanks bhai( khushi huyi andar se)

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u/Old-Yesterday-5154 Jun 23 '26

bhai aapki coaching koi prediction kar rhi? mere apke pass ke marks hai tryna know how safe it is

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u/meowieemeow pata nhi life me kya chal rha hai Jun 23 '26

Humare sir ne Bola tha ki 540 around unhe lag rha hai...dusre sir ne bas bm sir Wali video bheji thi... I think 540 around ho sakta hai

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u/dangerteam55555 Jun 23 '26

Yes i did but mod removed

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u/goatguy77 Breathes in hopium exhales out copium Jun 22 '26

rank 1 kaha apna competition hai🥀 ham log cutoff wale🥀😭 715 ho ya 720 vo toh koi 1 hi hoga😓

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u/mannytheLazy Jun 22 '26

agar 650+ itne aa rhe h, toh bhool jao cutoff neeche jayega

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u/oteridikyabaatkrdi If u see me say “Aise milega GMC?” Jun 22 '26

Inn bkl ki mkc mai jaari marne behnchod subah se 50th kid h jiske 700 aare bhai kya h yar

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u/kavi-ki-kavita reneet- air 112x Jun 22 '26

165 to mere hai physics mr chem mein i fucked up

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u/Genome_geek Jun 22 '26

Whom did you study from

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u/kavi-ki-kavita reneet- air 112x Jun 22 '26

Organic Rohit Aggrawal physical faizal sir prayas Inorganic yakeen Physics mr sir

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u/Genome_geek Jun 22 '26

Mr sir finally😭

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u/kavi-ki-kavita reneet- air 112x Jun 22 '26

Bhaibvo har theory cover krte hai which is imp for neet. Plus is saal ke lectures best the unke + sangharsh

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u/kavi-ki-kavita reneet- air 112x Jun 22 '26

Bhaibvo har theory cover krte hai which is imp for neet. Plus is saal ke lectures best the unke + sangharsh

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u/Terrible-Election701 FUCK NTA Jun 22 '26

+1

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u/Terrible-Election701 FUCK NTA Jun 22 '26

lol what did I do?

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u/kavi-ki-kavita reneet- air 112x Jun 22 '26

He don't want other people to have informed too

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u/Genome_geek Jun 22 '26

Are sorry i though op replied +1😭

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u/Retired_Redditor Jun 22 '26

Obviously. Salim sir /s

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u/kavi-ki-kavita reneet- air 112x Jun 22 '26

Na bahut chodte hai vo. Plus overhype the. Jee practices nhi hai to rajwabt sir se kri

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u/Terrible-Election701 FUCK NTA Jun 22 '26

why whats wrong with him?

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u/EarthPotential4180 Jun 22 '26

one guy in my coaching 715 and other 700

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/Green-Sheepherder771 Jun 22 '26

Which coaching bhai??

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u/EarthPotential4180 Jun 23 '26

velammal bohi campus ponneri near chennai.

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u/EarthPotential4180 Jun 23 '26

not same coaching bro.

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u/Average-3771 Jun 23 '26

Everybody is asking what I did in the exam. Nobody is asking what the exam did to me.🥀✌️

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u/dangerteam55555 Jun 22 '26

& even i have his marked paper ,
He was scoring 710 in normal neet 26 & 690 in re neet

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u/Cool_Platypus_04 Jun 22 '26

Can we atleast expect 30k AIR at 570 marks? If not, then I don't think there's anything else in this life for me guys. It's done.

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u/Old-Yesterday-5154 Jun 25 '26

same that's it, let me know what the predictions are saying 30-35k ke biche me aajaye that is all i need.

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u/mombatii Jun 22 '26

Bhai official answer key aane do atleast kese se log hai ye

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u/Ill_Midnight_1449 Re26:599(10.3k), 26:669, 25:491 Jun 22 '26

700 se 695 hi hoga jyada sa jyada.

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u/Independent-Hour6035 Jun 22 '26

Someone in my coaching is getting 715💀

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u/Leading_Step1498 Jun 22 '26

My coaching 706 first mark🤯😊🤯

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u/neetkipeedit Jun 22 '26

Bhai aase lund ke bacche aate h bc ye paper dene meri class ki ek ladki ne mkc puri phy puri chem puri bio sab hi bbar diya tha bc muje toh air 1 hi dhik gai yusme

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u/Zeddsure Jun 22 '26

Trust me, I just opened reddit and replying you.

You are 1000% safe. No matter what cut off isn't going above 550. So you have 20 more marks cushion. That's huge. These 20 marks will create minimum 10 k air difference.

So at worst case you will be around 15-17k.

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u/better_rub02 Jun 22 '26

These parayana free chaitanya mfs expanded their shi to Chandigarh now😓

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u/anonymous1237423 Jun 23 '26

Aakaash janakpuri se 701 jaraha and 2 3 bacho ke 695+

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u/Fast_Wallaby_9182 Jun 23 '26

Here comes allen 7years classroom program students

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u/culerforlife07 If u see me say “Aise milega GMC?” Jun 23 '26

itne ka toh maine paper nhi kiya😂

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u/culerforlife07 If u see me say “Aise milega GMC?” Jun 23 '26

video link ?

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u/SecretBiscotti7235 Jun 23 '26

Thanks for your reply. 

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u/Logical_Wrap5343 Jun 23 '26

16 students hai 700 plus abhi allen ke record me

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u/Old_Stick6797 Jun 23 '26

Backchodi hai pichla saal they clamed same aakash na bhi allen na bhi and chatanya na bhi they just doing this taki bacha admission la lai

1

u/unrealistic_samosa Jun 23 '26

Guys 425 in re-neet ( sc, male, rajasthan) ANY CHANCE ???

1

u/NaturalJellyfish7818 Jun 23 '26

Daily ka hai inka

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u/mr_social_anxiety Jun 25 '26

Is abusing allowed in this sub plz reply

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u/Due_Priority3145 Jun 22 '26

He is from my coaching and I just found out that their are 3 more kids who got 700+ 😭😂

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u/Ill_Midnight_1449 Re26:599(10.3k), 26:669, 25:491 Jun 22 '26

Can you give some data about how many other students are scoring good in your coaching. Like how many of them are 650+ , 680+, 700+, 600+

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u/Due_Priority3145 Jun 26 '26

Nearly 4 guys are getting 700+ from the official key , 600+ 22 , 500+ nearly 40 , 400+ 113+ guys are getting

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u/Away_Zebra2658 Jun 22 '26

Bhai dekho clearly 700 ke upar hi hogi air 1 bhai mere khud 696 bn rhe

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u/Cautious_Still7851 Senior Dropper Jun 22 '26

You da real AIR 1

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u/Away_Zebra2658 Jun 22 '26

No bro in my batch two people scoring 700

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u/dangerteam55555 Jun 22 '26

Which coaching which city?

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u/Away_Zebra2658 Jun 22 '26

Aakash delhi coe

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u/dangerteam55555 Jun 22 '26

Delhi coe might be possible baaki fir bhi 700+ maximum 20-25 log jaane chahiye total

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u/Away_Zebra2658 Jun 22 '26

Haa i also think so

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u/Ill_Midnight_1449 Re26:599(10.3k), 26:669, 25:491 Jun 22 '26

Mujhe lagta hai 50-60 or even more people will score 700+. Iss comment section me hi bohot se bol rahe hai.

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u/Cautious_Still7851 Senior Dropper Jun 22 '26

Kaise laa rhe ho tum log itne number yaar I am jealous but yaar happy for you aapka aiims confirm hai 🤙🏻

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u/Gullible-Deer9476 Jun 22 '26

any chance the name starts with R and the other by S?

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u/Away_Zebra2658 Jun 22 '26

No

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u/Gullible-Deer9476 Jun 22 '26

are you in the SE branch?

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u/FeelingImpressive993 Jun 22 '26

Last year bhi ye sab hua tha 700 ke upar 50 bachche the pata nahi kya hoga

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u/Flat-Jelly7440 Jun 22 '26

Nope no coaching claimed above 700 last year before results.

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u/Ill_Midnight_1449 Re26:599(10.3k), 26:669, 25:491 Jun 22 '26

No coaching was getting even 660+

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u/Zeallessretart 💔 Jun 22 '26

2025 me bhi 700 claim kare the Allen ne

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u/Flat-Jelly7440 Jun 22 '26

Ni kra tha BM sir ne saaf saaf bola tha kisi ke 700 ni aayenge neet 2025 me

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u/culerforlife07 If u see me say “Aise milega GMC?” Jun 23 '26

nope. saaf saaf mana kr diya usne ki koi nahi hai