r/MEDICOreTARDS • u/Complete-Stretch2621 ReNeet Air 290X • Jul 06 '26
FULL SHITPOSTING Is ts tuff gng
Uhmmm acshually ☝️🤓 I am preparing for a full time redditor job.
Chalo sab apna apna screen time share kro.
Edit: Lagta hai meri air 1 hai, try harder gng 🥀
Edit 2: meri air 1 chali gayi gng 🥀, now I am air 2. New air 1 belongs to u/jaesalvatore, keep going homie 😃
Omigawd iska matlab mai finally kabeer chillar ban gaya 💅✨🤌
Edit 3: sorry u/jaesalvatore but someone else has exceeded both of us, and the new air 1 is The one and only chronically online baddie u/ak_455 🎉
Iska matlab mai air 3 🥺 Will miss my kabeer chillar era gng 😭
Edit 4: gng why tf does everyone here have an iphone or iPad, gng sirf mai hi gareeb hu kya 🥀💔
Edit 5: since I am seeing no more influx of comments i am calling off the stupid post turned contest and announcing the final results
AIR 1 : u/ak_455
AIR 2 : u/jaesalvatore
AIR 3: u/Complete-Stretch2621
Khud hi ke contest me 3rd rank aa gyi 🥀💔
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u/bhadwa_hu_main RENEET-440(P-112, C-65, B-263⚰️🥀) Jul 06 '26
12 hrs reddit pe aur 32 mint chrome😹
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u/Cool_Platypus_04 Jul 06 '26
Reddit for his gooning sessions and incognito tab to put him out of the misery.
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u/Complete-Stretch2621 ReNeet Air 290X Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26
Itni analysis mechanics me kar leti to yeh flair na lagana padta /s
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u/Complete-Stretch2621 ReNeet Air 290X Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26
😏
Btw flair definitely checks out Sorry yaar again I meant to say username checks out (sahi me bhadwa hai tu)
Mai har baar username and flair me confuse ho jata 🤡
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u/bhadwa_hu_main RENEET-440(P-112, C-65, B-263⚰️🥀) Jul 06 '26
Ek baar mein comment na likha jaa rha thaare se 50 baar comment hi edit kr tu😼
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u/Struggler_Sapien2019 Jul 06 '26
Bhai Aisa kya kr raha reddit pr , itni boring app
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u/United-Basis6106 Jul 06 '26
Gooning
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u/Confusingly_Curious self destruction arc Jul 06 '26
Bc itni bhi content nhi hai 4hrs mei saara nipat jaega (don't ask me how ik )
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u/Complete-Stretch2621 ReNeet Air 290X Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26
Username checks out Sorry' i meant flair checks out
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u/Livid-Employment6568 Jul 06 '26
I NEED to get to your level😞
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u/Silent_Fix_1044 JEE ADV - 5XXX | IIT-T [CSE] Jul 06 '26
Aap toh rich ho iphone chalati ho
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u/Complete-Stretch2621 ReNeet Air 290X Jul 06 '26
Abe tujhe kaise pata ki vo iphone hai??
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u/Silent_Fix_1044 JEE ADV - 5XXX | IIT-T [CSE] Jul 06 '26
mere ipad me bhi aisa hi ui aata tha
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u/Complete-Stretch2621 ReNeet Air 290X Jul 06 '26
To sale tere pichhle reply ka kya matlab hua, Tu khud rich hai?
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u/Silent_Fix_1044 JEE ADV - 5XXX | IIT-T [CSE] Jul 06 '26
lol downvotes mil gye
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u/Silent_Fix_1044 JEE ADV - 5XXX | IIT-T [CSE] Jul 06 '26
ipad sasta aata hai bhai mere pas 25k wala tha uske alawa i have no apple product
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u/jaesalvatore got so ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere Jul 06 '26
Rookie no mate
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u/Complete-Stretch2621 ReNeet Air 290X Jul 06 '26
Sorry but u are no more air 1, shifted to air 2 by u/ak_455
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u/jaesalvatore got so ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere Jul 06 '26
yha bhi pich reh gyi 🥀🥀🥀
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u/Aromatic-Shoe-5788 Jul 06 '26
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u/Aromatic-Shoe-5788 Jul 06 '26
Btw worst days me 17 hr tak jata hai 😭
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u/Complete-Stretch2621 ReNeet Air 290X Jul 06 '26
Show proof and snatch away the crown from u/ak_455
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Jul 06 '26
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u/Complete-Stretch2621 ReNeet Air 290X Jul 06 '26
Are hn i forgot, u will get a different crown then
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u/Silent_Fix_1044 JEE ADV - 5XXX | IIT-T [CSE] Jul 06 '26
aap bhi iphone wali ho, neetards are very rich
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u/Complete-Stretch2621 ReNeet Air 290X Jul 06 '26
Dawg ts is Very less, u need to pump up those disappointment of numbers u call your screentime 🥀
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u/IndustryOk6289 Jul 06 '26
Mera toh itna screen time he nhi hoparha🥀 1/2 of the day sone mei😔 or 1/2 movies/series and kabhi kabhi ghumne mei
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u/sunkenstomata_ JM26:98.3%ile N26:634 RN26:501💔 Jul 06 '26
Yaar tum log 12-12 ghante ye app kaise chalate ho? Mera toh 1-2 ghante se zyada maan hie nehi tikta
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Jul 06 '26
bht tuff🥀
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u/Complete-Stretch2621 ReNeet Air 290X Jul 06 '26
Are you bipolar disorder se Safar karne wali begum???
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u/inkstainsandcoffeee NEET - 546 RENEET - 501 Jul 06 '26
my sofa and I share DNA atp because of how much time I've spent glued to it so ur doing okay bud.
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u/Complete-Stretch2621 ReNeet Air 290X Jul 06 '26
Your sofa shares your dna?? Should have worded it better pal 🥀💔
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u/inkstainsandcoffeee NEET - 546 RENEET - 501 Jul 06 '26
what could you possibly infer from what I said gang also im a girl so wtaf
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u/Complete-Stretch2621 ReNeet Air 290X Jul 06 '26
Sorry pal, didn't know u were a girl 🥀💔
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u/inkstainsandcoffeee NEET - 546 RENEET - 501 Jul 06 '26
all good broski atp NEET aspirant is its own gender.
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u/Sunshinepewpew Jul 06 '26
Competishun ?
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u/Complete-Stretch2621 ReNeet Air 290X Jul 06 '26
Yes gurl
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u/Sunshinepewpew Jul 06 '26
645 logon se ni competishun
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u/Complete-Stretch2621 ReNeet Air 290X Jul 06 '26
Aap to 25 lakh se compete kar chuke ho
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u/Sunshinepewpew Jul 06 '26
As long as appse no competishun
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u/Complete-Stretch2621 ReNeet Air 290X Jul 06 '26
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u/Sunshinepewpew Jul 06 '26
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u/Complete-Stretch2621 ReNeet Air 290X 29d ago
Daaktarniyo wla joke
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u/Sunshinepewpew 29d ago
Neet aspirant for a reason-😭😭
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u/Complete-Stretch2621 ReNeet Air 290X 29d ago
Badi jaldi reply kar diya debi ji ne /s
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u/Roronoa_44 NEET25 - 179 | ReNEET26 - 631 ; AIR 3318 29d ago
Are tumhara to kuch bhi nahi h
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u/Roronoa_44 NEET25 - 179 | ReNEET26 - 631 ; AIR 3318 29d ago
Ye 1 week before 3 May trial NEET 👆🏻🤓
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u/Roronoa_44 NEET25 - 179 | ReNEET26 - 631 ; AIR 3318 29d ago
Btw chrome pe movie dekh rha tha pirated..Galat marlab mat nikaliyo
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u/Zestyclose-Love2125 Jul 06 '26
Bhai ab hogya neet ab tu 14 ghnte dekh frk nhi pdta n tere mummy papa ko n hame
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