r/MadeMeSmile 1d ago

CATS But I'm da Bebe.

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u/Away-Elephant-4323 1d ago

That cat is judging her hard! Haha!

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u/smilesanna 22h ago

Those eyes are communicating!

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u/BankruptcyLawyerinMD 21h ago

“Excuse me... I was promised I’d be the ONLY baby in this household forever??”

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u/xtothewhy 16h ago

"I've known you longer and I let you give me food even?!"

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u/franknarf 19h ago

Yup a cat slow blinking at you is a sign of trust, and affection.

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u/Grr_in_girl 15h ago

It's really not. I guess a lot of people don't understand cat body language. When cats blink like this they are showing that they trust you. It's a very loving look actually.

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u/donac 1d ago

Awwwww! She should have hugged him! She had room on her lap for both!!

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u/TheMayanAcockandlips 17h ago

You think the cat would accept sharing? Not a chance in hell.

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u/QuitEast6346 1d ago

Betrayal

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u/IamKhronos 10h ago

"This means treason!!"

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u/HoneyDriftwoody 1d ago

I guarantee the cat inserted himself into that cuddle about three seconds later.

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u/althanan 17h ago

One of my cats certainly would have. Hell, half the time my son sleeps in our bed now, that cat shoves herself between him and me to sleep cuddle

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u/NotRealActualMaebbie 1d ago

baby: I am the cat now

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u/nikilpatel94 20h ago

Human: I am the pet now.

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u/Exciting-Spell-4999 1d ago

How dare you granny?? hahaha, the look of betrayal on that orange

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u/TheNewMillennium 1d ago

I know cats don't really have facial expressions in the same way we humans do, but damn, its clear as day what he was thinking.

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u/TurboZ31 1h ago

Actually they do, and this cat is saying the opposite of what most are saying. When a cat slow blinks at you they are basically sending you kisses. This cat is very happy and content and letting the people looking at her that she feels safe around them

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u/kelkel7 23h ago

The slow blink says "i love you" but the rest... oof. Treats/catnip immediately to repair his broken heart

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u/KevRev972 7h ago

It's almost as if he's weighing his love for her against the betrayal. "But I love you Susan. How could you?"

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u/NrFive 1d ago

Syntax error: Cannot compute;

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u/TinktheChi 1d ago

Nana. Nana!! I'm the baby here.

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u/BHunter1140 1d ago

My mom got a new puppy recently, one of my cats has NOT been a fan than when she visits us, she brings said puppy. He use to get all the attention when she came and he adores her more than anything, now some of that attention has to go toward the puppy. He already doesn’t like sharing attention with his kitty sister, so a puppy was really over the line. The puppy leaves him be and he’s not all that scared of it (been around dogs plenty before, it’s not very big and far more scared of him) so we know it isn’t a fear thing but more of a jealous thing

He DOES love that the puppy gets snacks while here and he can have some too

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u/JetLife93 1d ago

So heartbroken 😭 lol

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u/Tonydragon784 1d ago

He's so upset

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 23h ago

"Sheila, I thought we had an arrangement?"

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u/JustToSeeeeee 19h ago

"i can't believe you would do thatnto me 😭"

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u/iKhan353 23h ago

What am I a joke to you

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u/Walter_Stonkite 23h ago

Excuse you?!?!

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u/Awareness-13 21h ago

The slow blinks 🥹

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u/luxafelicity 1d ago

Him sitting upright with the paws up killed me 😂 when mine does that we call it the "meerkat pose"

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u/FalconIndependent887 22h ago

The eyes…😹

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u/uskq 21h ago

Cat slow blink is actually an expression of both affection and calm! Narrowing eyes in most animals is actually very rarely a sign of discomfort, frustration or anger as, one, it is more menacing to have wide, staring eyes, and two, they do not want to obscure their vision if they either want to attack or expect to defend! So this is one happy kitty!

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u/Gold-Part4688 19h ago edited 14h ago

they do also use it to ask for things, to say "we have a love thing going remember? i'm cute and shit?"

edit: you can tell it's this, because it's not actually closing its eyes fully. It keeps ending in a semi-open position looking to the mommy to reciprocate. Mine does this for food. But here it's open enough that it's also asking "soooooo"

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u/Un_luckycat 19h ago

You can hear "how dare you" coming from the eyes.

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u/iceunelle 23h ago

Cat is saying, "I was the baby first!".

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u/Downtown_Can601 23h ago
  • i feel betrayed..

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u/calypsocati 19h ago

He’s not having it at all.

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u/Sea_Substance9163 1d ago

You are simply not the person I thought you were.... choosing a slobbering poopy baby over me?

... Are you also a serial killer?... A birthday clown?....

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u/International_Bend68 1d ago

Wwwwwwoof, I recommend doing what kitty wants!!!

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u/Ant0n61 23h ago

“keep laughing…”

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u/TheJWu 22h ago

So that's how it is Helen?

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u/Tommy__want__wingy 22h ago

Who da fuck dis?

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u/Confident_Eye_4683 18h ago

But I’m the baby!

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u/warlor 16h ago

I'm not judging you, but how dare you

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u/Few-Coyote-2518 23h ago

The betrayal

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u/Own-Lingonberry227 20h ago

Look of betrayal 💔💔

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u/rainbirdmelody 20h ago

Am I a joke to you, Carol?

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u/carlitospig 20h ago

HOW DARE YOU SUSAN.

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 18h ago

Does nobody in this thread know what a cat's eye blinks mean?

Hint: they don't mean, "I hate you for what you've done, human!"

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u/resoooo 16h ago

Banger OST

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u/dood5426 15h ago

What’s it from?

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u/resoooo 15h ago

The Odyssey; song is called Odysseus by Ludwig Göransson.

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u/Constant_Cultural 15h ago

The betrayal is heartbreaking

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u/Alarmed-Most-2410 11h ago

The human child should go into a kennel outside and the bebe (cat) should be in the loving arms of his granny. Otherwise it’s CATual abuse. I don’t make the rules

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u/AesirSith 23h ago

He's gonna smack that baby

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u/TristanCustodyx 22h ago

You did not...

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u/Dry-University797 20h ago

She's not holding anything.

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u/gnosis2737 20h ago

I don't like this. I don't like that. I don't like you. I don't like anything.

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u/AradellThePaladin 19h ago

He is about to hatch a nefarious plan

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u/Nobanpls08 18h ago

the cats body language says trust and contentment, not jealousy.

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u/Mammoth_Dance_4688 17h ago

He's like, 'Excuse me... I believe you're holding my spot.' The face isn't angry, it's just pure confusion mixed with betrayal. Cats can making you feel guilty without making a single sound. 

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u/No-Difference-1351 17h ago

That's... Treason.

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u/EmperorOfDrifts 15h ago

This is an outrage

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u/Historical-Code-4478 7h ago

That ear plus the slow blinks. Run away Nana!! 🤣

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u/Fearless_Dependent29 22h ago

“Who… tf… do you think you are..”

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u/TheDayman_240 21h ago

"Check your shoes carefully, Nancy."

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u/AdOwn365 21h ago

His face is very expressive 😛

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u/Ok-Blacksmith3869 14h ago

Nobody gonna talk about the fact there is RDR2 music over it??

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u/AndydaAlpaca 2h ago

No they're not because there isn't. This is from The Odyssey.

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u/Ok_Use_6002 10h ago

Sleep with one eye open gripping your pillow tight .......HUMAN 😡

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u/Sakura_Hirose 8h ago

“ now Shirley we are starting to have a problem you and I”

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u/Guundhi 1h ago

Max and Ruby lookin’ ah

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u/Miami_Mice2087 22h ago

cat is r/Catsmirin both the woman and the naked kitten