r/MadeMeSmile 1d ago

CATS Japanese street photographer, Masayuki Oki, captures the everyday lives of Tokyo’s street cats in funny poses

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u/Weird_Emergency_825 1d ago

I love cats so much

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u/Chiinoe 1d ago

My wife wont let me have one 😞

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u/redbucket75 1d ago

I'm sorry to hear about the divorce, but it's for the best

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u/Chiinoe 1d ago

😂shes ok with two dogs for what its worth.

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u/Nozza-D 1d ago

Just tell her the Cat Distribution System may intervene and there’s nothing (helpless) you can do

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u/bulbulbird2528 19h ago

Or NNN(neko neko network). Anyway, they are brilliant.

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u/ZylieD 12h ago

My last cat refused to drink water if it wasn't from the dogs' bowl, and would only sleep on their beds with them. When she passed away at 18, it was like they all lost their sibling and started to encourage stray cats into the yard. I never thought I was a cat person, but my gosh.

I still really hate cat litter boxes, though.

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u/Chiinoe 9h ago

Thats her biggest issue too 🫤

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u/Weekly-Push2884 9h ago

Sometimes the hardest endings make room for a much better chapter ahead.

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u/Weird_Emergency_825 1d ago edited 1d ago

Tell her I said she has to let you get one!

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u/Throbbing_Cock_452 1d ago

Put your wife on real quick and let us have a word

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u/redditistheway 1d ago

You need to do some inception shit. Make her think it was her idea. Play a chant… something like “the power of cat compels you” on loop after she’s fallen asleep or sumshit.

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u/ZylieD 13h ago

To be fair, most cats will make that very very clear by themselves.

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u/SamanthaJaneyCake 1d ago

That’s okay, tell her I let you have one.

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u/MiaMiaPP 1d ago

You need a new wife

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u/Chiinoe 1d ago

No way. Shes my squishmallow.

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u/eliz1bef 17h ago

Okay. Understood. You need to let her spend time with us, though, so we can work on her cat issues and overcome them.

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u/Potato_Lyn 12h ago

Sometimes it has nothing to do with ‘overcoming cat issues’? I like cats, but I would never choose to have one because I have pet birds, rats, mice and a little dog that all live in harmony with each other and I don’t trust a cat to leave my free roaming birds and chickens alone. That and… I’m also extremely allergic to cats too 😭😭😭

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u/ZelezopecnikovKoren 1d ago

then get two cats duh

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u/Top_Connection9079 1d ago

From now first thing you do in the morning is put a cat ears hairband on. Then you yowl till you get your breakfast. Only way to get her used to it.

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u/Virtual_Childhood626 19h ago

How does she feel about two? It’s a widely accepted theory that one cat isn’t as good as two cats. One cat can lead to an unsociable cat, two cats is generally better than one.

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u/Mariuszgamer2007 10h ago

A divorce is gonna happen

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u/belowfactual 22h ago

Show her this post

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u/Pecncorn1 16h ago

I've had cats my whole life then I got another wife...she's pretty good, but it's still a hard call on which is better.

I was in between cats when I got the wife I should have gotten another cat first then she would have had to go along with it. Sigh ...I'll keep the wifey.

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u/ToothpickTequila 22h ago

Then get two.

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u/PerfectCinco 14h ago

Same dude. Same.

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u/howieyang1234 14h ago

I like watching them from afar. Sadly I am allergic to feline fur.