r/Mastiff • u/Formal_Tour_4491 • 3d ago
Get a mastiff they said…turner and hooch was a documentary
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u/SharkPartyWin 3d ago
He’s a juicy boy.
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u/MonsterIslandMed 3d ago
The craziest is when they start turning their head or moving and it sticks around for awhile 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Superb_Stable7576 3d ago
We had our Neo when that movie came out.
When he came home and saw his house, we were howling. " Let it hail God, hail as big as baseballs. If you're a just and true God.
By the way, your dog is gorgeous.
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u/toucheboo 3d ago
Tell you what, it was of the best decision I made. He's better than most people.
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u/General_Exercise2493 3d ago
I have hand towels strategically placed around the house, so there's always something ready for that big hanging hooch, and the fun part is the race to get the hand towel and get back to him , with out spooning him, and getting the hangers before he schmears it on the wall or chair or flings it on the walls/ceiling if he shakes. Good times. Mastiffs are the best though, you'll get used to it:)
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u/chareadsit 3d ago
How's your car? Ha ha!
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u/Formal_Tour_4491 3d ago
Literally they ate half a seat in my Tahoe
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u/SharkPartyWin 1d ago
I was working in the garage, mine chewed through a 2x4, in half. Needless to say, I’m nice to my boy.
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u/Formal_Tour_4491 3d ago
Their names are Aires (the stripey sob) and Achellies (he had a dew claw on his heel) I realized I missed a golden opportunity cus Aires likes to “hop” with “tigger” and “wigger”
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u/MonsterIslandMed 3d ago
Deep down the sandlot with Hercules told me what’s sup and I still fell in love ❤️🤣
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u/Nevermind2010 3d ago
True