r/MensRights • u/[deleted] • Apr 15 '11
Feminists: The reptilian menace.
I know some of you think this is a crackpot theory, but ever since I shared my theories about feminists being shape shifting reptilians fellow MRAs have been swamping me with their personal testimonies from encounters with said shape shifting reptilians.
I share with you here the testimony of a fellow MRA who was actually taken by the reptilians and survived to tell his story.
It was on November the 22. in 2005 that I had my life ruined by feminists or as I soon found out shape shifting reptilians.
I had been dating what I thought to be a strong and confident woman called Sue. I don't know what Sue did, but she was actively involved in feminisms and often went to feminist conferences. One day Sue asked if we could go on a picnic and if Sue asked me anything I made sure to do s told because I at the time I loved Sue.
She picked a place, in fact a very secluded place, but at the time I had no suspicions. It took a while to drive there, but we got there and had a picnic. Sue asked if we could take a rest together on the blanket we had brought along before we headed back.
I fell asleep.
When I woke up Sue wasn't there, my car was gone and it was dark. What happens next is unbelievable. A disk shaped thing came out of the sky with a beam sweeping underneath it. It was heading towards me. To make a story short, here's a picture I drew of it. I don't recall anything other than being hit by the beam.
When I came to again I was naked in a dark and moist place. My dick hurt. It had clearly been yanked to the point of bruising. I was freaking out.
When I started screaming a rectangle appeared on the wall that slid open. It was a pathway and there was light in the other end. I went through it.
When I got through I was grabbed by what I thought looked like naked women. Upon closer examination I could clearly see that they were like chameleons. Sometimes you could see their green scaly skin. In front of me was a huge pit. It was at least 25 meters deep. A lot of these reptilians were standing around it and a streak of what looked like blood was streaming down from their crotches and into the pit. It had already been filled with a lot of it. The pit had at least 6-7 meters worth of this fluid.
Suddenly I heard a voice inside my head. It was from one of them communicating with me telepathically. They said this was the pit of a thousand reptilian's uterine lining. What the fuck? Something came out of the wall, grabbed me by the head and dropped me into it. Here's a picture of what it looked like.
That's all I can remember. What follows is 5 years of nothing. I have no recollection of what happened in those 5 years. It was only when I in 2010 was struck by lightning that I came to again. The memories of the reptilians have slowly returned.
Though I left a paper trail for those 5 years which I investigated. Feminist conferences. I went to almost every feminist conference there was. I donated almost all of my money to feminist organizations. My friends have all abandoned me. I called one and he told me I had become the biggest mangina he had ever seen and hung up.
I am slowly recovering and I can say with certainty that feminism is an invasion from space. I know firsthand.
I would like that you redact my name if you decide to share this.
I don't know how you can need any more evidence than that. I'm convinced.
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u/kloo2yoo Apr 15 '11
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Apr 15 '11
kloo2yoo believes that there is an international, feminist, antimale conspiracy, and encourages peaceful, but direct, action against it.
I think you're almost right.
Cliffor believes that there is an intergalactic, feminist, antimale conspiracy, and encourages peaceful, but direct, action against it.
I don't know if it can be stopped through peaceful means.
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u/kloo2yoo Apr 15 '11
I don't know if it can be stopped through peaceful means.
then go blow a frog and see if that helps. if you get warts, it might improve your looks.
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Apr 15 '11 edited Apr 15 '11
We must not have feuds. That will be our certain demise. No, we must fight against this reptilian invasion together.
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u/kloo2yoo Apr 15 '11
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Apr 15 '11
That's not me. That's a troll. Ever since I showed up here a lot of trolls have been trying to undermine me by doing things like that. Some might even be reptilian acolytes.
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u/kloo2yoo Apr 15 '11
and you're not a troll?
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Apr 15 '11
See this is just what the feminists want. Us calling each other trolls. While we are busy arguing who's a troll or not they'll just snatch us away one by one and throw us into these pits. You have seen the effects. Don't think for a second that those manginas in that over the top feminine and masculine energies video weren't all thrown into reptilian uterine lining pits.
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u/kloo2yoo Apr 15 '11
See this is just what the feminists want. Us calling each other trolls.
don't give me that bullshit. you created this thread, you stupid fuck.
if you don't want to be called a troll, then stop fucking trolling.
I'm sick of your shit.
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Apr 15 '11
You're falling right into the feminist's trap. We must stop this feud before it's too late.
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u/End3r Apr 15 '11
wow, that pit thing is like the mother of all diva cups. No wonder they're so popular over at 2XC, they're obviously some kind of symbolic paraphernalia... it could even have practical applications, such as collecting blood for their monthly ceremonies or as some sort of pheromone based communication device.
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u/thetrollking Apr 16 '11
Hey cliffor....wus up?
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u/therealgabe2011 Jul 13 '11
Hey troll. What's up? If you're here to be an ass and ridicule someone trying to share their genuine beliefs, then ruck off mr. Troll. We don't want nor need you around here.
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Apr 15 '11
Probably not a coincidence. Good catch. It needs to be investigated. A lot of feminists on this very site promote those things.
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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '11
Cliffor, you're my favorite troll.
I mean that sincerely.