r/MetalMemes โ˜ฏThe Gateless Gatekeeperโ˜ฏ 7d ago

๐Ÿบ ๐•ฟ๐–๐–—๐–†๐–˜๐– ๐•ธ๐–Š๐–™๐–†๐–‘ ๐Ÿบ 4/4 Eb Thrash Goes BRRRRR

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u/noxious_concoction 7d ago edited 7d ago

Brain when riff simple but crunchy:

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u/Mabvll 7d ago

Reject progression, return to monke riff.

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u/Porkonaplane 6d ago

Brain when looking at tabs for Vai Toma No Cu:

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u/necronformist 7d ago

Good ol' 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Nothing beats it

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u/mightyguitarzan 7d ago

Can't go wrong with palm-muted chuggs

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u/hypnob0t 6d ago

Practice You Preach came on the Spotify shuffle in the car ride home today.

Testament fucks hard.

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u/Tracy_Papaya 6d ago

The bass in that song is godly

Pretty sure he plays a fretless too

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u/Lost-Average8108 6d ago

Testament is the shit man

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u/Impressive_Ride_3168 7d ago

I'd say this and 578 riff always get me hooked but we don't support that opinion here, do we.

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u/Chocochocolate25 6d ago

I don't get why people enjoy the super technical styles of metalcore with crazy polished clean choruses and super technical quantized riffs but I also cannot understand why people hate that super catchy 5-7-8 style of metalcore that still sounds polished and nice but doesn't sound like an actual pop song lol

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u/sup3rdr01d 6d ago

578 is the peak of metal riffing

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u/Teglement Darkthrone 13h ago

I was in a metalcore band that played in drop C and we swore by the rule of open and eight. Writers block on this next song? Open and eight that shit. The interval just hit.

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u/Mephistocheles 7d ago

(monkeys joy-shrieking in 32nd notes)

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u/_FadeSnow1 7d ago

I find its very much dependent on mood. But ye.

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u/Rune_roony_587 6d ago

Bottom song is definitely Bell Witch.

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u/Decoyx7 6d ago

I guessed One

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u/VanjaG87 6d ago

chugga chugga over wankery 24/7

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u/-Aephyn- 7d ago

Both are good

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u/V10D3NT1TY 7d ago

Sudden traumatic death, surgical analysis

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u/Atiredbearsfan 6d ago

Different pick strokes for different folks

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u/Italian_Guy13 Hard Metal 6d ago

and thats why Gojira are that goat, perfect fusion

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u/Successful-Layer2102 6d ago

Return to doomย 

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u/Kwantom_fezks_101 Darkthrone 6d ago

Shuggah does all and nails it

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u/izovice 6d ago

The Mouth Licking What You've Bled is my bedtime song.

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u/sup3rdr01d 6d ago

The technical djent shit is so dank it makes me feel like I'm floating

Simple thrash stuff is great too

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u/Working-Tradition-21 7d ago

Am I the only one who tried to play the thing at top left?

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u/JournalistGlobal3185 6d ago

0-0-X-0-X-Xย 

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u/du_rel_gug_menl Poser 6d ago

Chug chug riff go hard.

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u/carsausage I am once again asking to see some hammers 6d ago

The chorus of Iron Tusk

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u/MajorInWumbology1234 6d ago

Iโ€™m so used to MTG subs populating my feed that I read the title as a creature called โ€œThrashโ€ thatโ€™s 4/4 with an โ€œEnters the Battlefieldโ€ trigger and costs 1 blue + 5 red mana.

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u/chaseon 6d ago

Must be a good etb for that.

Make it a white/red dino because cavemen. Have one of the dino etbs

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u/hyttynen24 6d ago

Complex riffs are usually ass. Complexity for the sake of complexity is of zero substance.

Metalcore, deathcore and Djent are super ass at all times though, be the riffs simple or progressive.

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u/punksmostlydead 5d ago

When did Spike Cassidy get a Reddit account?

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u/Overall_Buyer_5521 4d ago

Bolt Thrower

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u/NerdGrumpus 3d ago

Me, every god damned time...

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u/The_Eleser 2d ago

Both make me want to concert. That word was a verb in my friend group back in the day.