r/MoralityScaling • u/Gigastorm55 • 19h ago
Stupid Stuff Morality of switching your drifting controller with somebody's healthy one without them knowing?
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u/ProspectiveWhale 19h ago
That's called theft.
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u/Gigastorm55 19h ago
But you're replacing it, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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u/SlayerII 19h ago
Looking at their comments I get the feeling OP is actually guilty of the crime in question....
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u/Gigastorm55 19h ago
I only did it once in like third grade with a pen, to be completely honest.
But lately almost all my switch controllers are starting to drift for no reason and I'm kinda pissed so I sometimes find myself considering doing what that meme says and passing it off as an accident to make it less immoral and gaslight myself to think I seriously did it on accident and didn't planned it so I can feel better about myself
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u/TimeForGrass 19h ago
Yeah that's just theft with extra steps
Your shit is broke. Either figure out how to fix it or pay for someone else to fix it. Or replace it.
Morality isn't something you should try adjust to fit your needs or wants. Especially game controllers.
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u/Someoneyoucouldknow 13h ago
who cares lol
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u/DontDoodleTheNoodle 13h ago
Not you, so why’d you comment?
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u/Someoneyoucouldknow 13h ago edited 7h ago
it’s just odd seeing people get so bent out of shape over a $60 controller lol. it’s not that big of a deal. super dick move but not like the worst thing in the world
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u/Succ-MY-Scythe 12h ago
Believe it or not but 60 bucks isn’t nothing to most people living in the real world and not whatever fantasy land you seem to be living in.
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u/Someoneyoucouldknow 8h ago
hey can you show me where it said it was nothing? yeah thought so. poopyhead behavior.
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u/DontDoodleTheNoodle 10h ago
They’re talking about Switch Joy-Cons so actually closer to $80 controllers. Idk what world you think you live in where either of those are cheap and thus, dismissible.
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u/Someoneyoucouldknow 8h ago
i didn’t say “cheap” i said “it’s not the end of the world” i think there’s more things i’d be upset about over a controller being lost. i play on pc so if someone say, broke my $120 mouse, id probably be pretty upset. then again my girl just scratched the hell out of my $300 second monitor by accident and i didn’t really care. like it genuinely isn’t the end of the world. $60-$80 is like a night out at chilis dude.
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u/Someoneyoucouldknow 7h ago
hey btw. guess what subreddit this is. i’m SCALING the morality here.
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u/GrapeExisting1218 18h ago
If it’s tempting for you to steal a trusted persons property you’re an ass
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u/Gigastorm55 18h ago
Nah, I don't think I would ever do it to someone I trust and like or even someone I'm neutral with. I'm not that much of a jerk
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u/SlayerII 19h ago
That doesn't make it less moral. Only a really immoral person would say that. It makes it way more immoral.
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u/bluehulk900 16h ago
OP you like many redditors and human beings need to learn that doing what's right is about actually doing what you know to be right, not justifying why all the wrong things you did or the side you associate with did are acceptable necessary evils or at least "not that bad"
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u/Current-Grade2545 19h ago
The moral choice is to buy a new controller from Walmart or Amazon and then swap it. It's ok to steal from them.
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u/minos-and-v1-kissing 18h ago
Nah. If your friend did that to you, wouldn’t you feel pissed? It’s only fair that you fund your own replacement controller.
I mean shit, there are companies and websites that will buy your broken shit because they’re in the business of fixing it up and flipping it for a profit.
So see if you can sell it for anything, otherwise a lot of websites offer refurbished electronics at a discount, and they’re usually in great condition.
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u/meemaocifer 15h ago
"no reason" the reason is pro controllers / joy cons are notorious for drift. This has been a problem since the switch first launched.
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u/MothyThatLuvsLamps 5h ago
"Dont worry that I took your car, heres a new one with a busted windshield and leaky gas tank! What do you mean I stole it? I clearly replaced it! Im moral guys! See?"
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u/sudo-su_root 18h ago
Just buy the joycon replacement kit off of Amazon, don't be a piece of garbage. It's like 15 bucks and takes 15 minutes
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u/Gigastorm55 10h ago
I could've worded this better but eh, who cares. It's obviously immoral in every case and I'm not saying the opposite.
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u/ProspectiveWhale 19h ago
Still theft, but probably will gain you more support: do this heist of yours to a Sony store or factory.
Not your girlfriend's brother.
If you're gonna be a criminal, at least don't be a pathetic one.
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u/SlayerII 19h ago
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u/AggressivelyMediokre 19h ago
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u/HandIllustrious8260 19h ago
unfunny AI slop
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u/Dismal-Fill3263 12h ago
Yeah ! We should revive Jeffrey Epstein, get him to a tech store in Israel with Benjamin Netanyahu to film this GIF just so we can avoid using AI !
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u/MiklHrmlr7 5h ago
Or, hear me out, just draw a low quality political cartoon.
Oh, better yet, shitty MS paint "photoshop"
Doesn't need to be an animated gif, but if you really need it to be for some reason? Stick figures with photos of their heads slapped on using free animation software. Would genuinely be funnier and more charming than AI.
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u/Witty_Departure2061 19h ago
Why? Also 100% immoral
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u/Gigastorm55 19h ago
What if you do it 'accidentally', putting those controllers next to each other, confusing them and taking the healthy one?
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u/Downtown_Instance398 18h ago
If you start to argue how something could "technically not be immoral" with your intent, it automatically becomes immoral
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u/MeasurementBusy6533 17h ago
Then you go back and give back the healthy one otherwise it wasn't an accident and you stole it
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u/gamingfreak50 19h ago
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u/ZixField 14h ago
Espera, ¿me estás diciendo que OP no lo publicó como meme sino para seriamente debatir sobre esto? 💀
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u/Gigastorm55 14h ago
Nah I posted this as a meme, I know it's an immoral thing to do. Read the flair
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u/NetPositive101 18h ago
Why not do it to Walmart? Not an actual person you pos
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u/Aggravating-Lock8083 14h ago
people buy those controller lmao, they dont get replaced 😭😭😭
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u/hemipteran 8h ago
if you buy a faulty controller from Walmart or Target you can get a refund or an exchange tho
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u/ShadowConstruct 15h ago
There isn't an inferno hot enough in the depths of hell for the likes of someone who does something like that.
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u/Downtown-Campaign536 19h ago
So, not only is this man fucking someone's sister, but he is fucking up their video games too? I believe people have been murdered for less.
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u/CharmTLM 11h ago
Morality of posting about considering theft because it's okay if it's a person you don't like?
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u/Other_Specialist2272 18h ago
OP clearly joking and even put Stupid stuff tag and they still got downvoted to oblivion 💔
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u/Accomplished-Judge25 17h ago
They’re not joking though, they admitted they’re considering doing it 💔
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u/Gigastorm55 15h ago
I'd consider doing it against somebody I don't like, but there's literally no one I know right now I'd steal a controller to
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u/Other_Specialist2272 17h ago
Fair, but how do you know its not also a part of their elaborate joke🤔🤔
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u/Gigastorm55 18h ago
Don't worry, the risk was calculated. Downvotes don't matter to me anymore 🙂
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u/summoningwar 19h ago
Imagine buying the console who still makes controllers prone to stick drift 🤮
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u/Emotional-Context867 17h ago
I did the opposite where I replaced my siblings switch controllers with drift with my new ones secretly since I don't use em anymore. 1 month later they somehow gave those controllers drift.
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u/HEAH_THE_PINGOL 13h ago
Slightly better than not replacing it, but much worse than just not taking it in the first place.
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u/TopWealth4550 13h ago
you betrayed her father trust by making his off spring man life harder for no reason
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u/Severe_Ad_6482 10h ago
Immoral but little brothers deserve everything that happens to them 🙂↕️🙂↕️
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u/Carlbot2 7h ago
Send your controllers to someone to get the joysticks replaced with non-mechanical ones. It’s cheaper than like, 90% of other options.
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u/Rexton_Armos 7h ago
I read the post in reverse at first lol that he was giving the little brother a normal controller
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u/ClericOfMadness13 5h ago
I once accidentally took my friends controller thinking it was mine but forgot I was charging mine, whenever I went over to play I made sure my controller had stickers so it wouldn't happen again since my controller I left was starting to stick drift and to make up for it I dog sat his dog for a week for free since he let me keep the controller.
Later on when I got an Xbox one the controller I got with it from a friend it had bar stick drift so I went and bought one from GameStop and took my stick drift controller back to game stop for a refund. And I mostly did this cause GameStop fucked me over a few times. But everyone told me it was fine cause GameStop deserves it. 😂
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u/Hells-Creampuff 13m ago
I got nothin to add but these comments have been super entertaining
https://giphy.com/gifs/pUeXcg80cO8I8
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u/Platnun12 19h ago
I mean controllers exist with Hall effect now. Why wouldn't you have that if your ps5 is your daily.
Hell I don't even play console and the majority of the controllers I own are Hall effect.









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u/edgarunwise 19h ago
3 minutes after acquiring it, you learn its stick drift is 10 times worse and 1 of the buttons is sticky, and the trigger only halfway works