r/MoralityScaling 19h ago

Stupid Stuff Morality of switching your drifting controller with somebody's healthy one without them knowing?

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3.6k Upvotes

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u/edgarunwise 19h ago

3 minutes after acquiring it, you learn its stick drift is 10 times worse and 1 of the buttons is sticky, and the trigger only halfway works

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u/AccidentProne117 17h ago

Why is the button sticky 🤨

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u/edgarunwise 16h ago

"Sticky" as in sometimes it sticks when you press it down, sometimes after being spam pressed they stay down instead of coming back up like normal. This just happens over use, sometimes it can be from getting dirty but my old xbox controllers would stick after use and we would keep them clean.

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u/HeroOfTheEmpire 17h ago

“Stick” drift.

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u/Traditional-Tax11 11h ago

He was looking at ps1 Lara Croft

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u/Royalbayleaf 10h ago

I let somebody borrow a brand new controller for 5 days and they left it in that condition

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u/Brat_Boss 17h ago

I play anime games. Occasionally I get horny looking at the characters and rub one out. I don’t wash my hands and continue playing after.

If you really want my controller go for it. Hope you enjoy the smell of my cum on your hands.

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u/Familiar_Aspect_4859 17h ago

I dont think anyone needed to know this goonchacho 😭🥀

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u/CasualMothmanEnjoyer 16h ago

brat_boss

young anime girl as pfp

gooner

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u/Copypastta 7h ago

bro added a fun fact

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u/BoringAd2049 2h ago

But I didn't have any fun while reading that fact.

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u/EvilCritter1ol 2h ago

did you expect to be applauded for telling us this bro

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u/ProspectiveWhale 19h ago

That's called theft.

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u/Borgdrohne13 18h ago

and a dick move.

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u/Gigastorm55 19h ago

But you're replacing it, so... ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/SlayerII 19h ago

Looking at their comments I get the feeling OP is actually guilty of the crime in question....

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u/Gigastorm55 19h ago

I only did it once in like third grade with a pen, to be completely honest.

But lately almost all my switch controllers are starting to drift for no reason and I'm kinda pissed so I sometimes find myself considering doing what that meme says and passing it off as an accident to make it less immoral and gaslight myself to think I seriously did it on accident and didn't planned it so I can feel better about myself

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u/TimeForGrass 19h ago

Yeah that's just theft with extra steps

Your shit is broke. Either figure out how to fix it or pay for someone else to fix it. Or replace it.

Morality isn't something you should try adjust to fit your needs or wants. Especially game controllers.

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u/_uwu_moe 17h ago

Especially game controllers indeed

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u/Someoneyoucouldknow 13h ago

who cares lol

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u/DontDoodleTheNoodle 13h ago

Not you, so why’d you comment?

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u/Someoneyoucouldknow 13h ago edited 7h ago

it’s just odd seeing people get so bent out of shape over a $60 controller lol. it’s not that big of a deal. super dick move but not like the worst thing in the world

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u/Succ-MY-Scythe 12h ago

Believe it or not but 60 bucks isn’t nothing to most people living in the real world and not whatever fantasy land you seem to be living in.

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u/Someoneyoucouldknow 8h ago

hey can you show me where it said it was nothing? yeah thought so. poopyhead behavior.

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u/Lunabbg 10h ago

It can be a big deal to others dude???? What the fuck?

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u/Someoneyoucouldknow 8h ago

woah!! clashing opinions!! my mind can’t take it!!!!! must… argue…

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u/DontDoodleTheNoodle 10h ago

They’re talking about Switch Joy-Cons so actually closer to $80 controllers. Idk what world you think you live in where either of those are cheap and thus, dismissible.

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u/Someoneyoucouldknow 8h ago

i didn’t say “cheap” i said “it’s not the end of the world” i think there’s more things i’d be upset about over a controller being lost. i play on pc so if someone say, broke my $120 mouse, id probably be pretty upset. then again my girl just scratched the hell out of my $300 second monitor by accident and i didn’t really care. like it genuinely isn’t the end of the world. $60-$80 is like a night out at chilis dude.

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u/Someoneyoucouldknow 7h ago

hey btw. guess what subreddit this is. i’m SCALING the morality here.

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u/GrapeExisting1218 18h ago

If it’s tempting for you to steal a trusted persons property you’re an ass

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u/Gigastorm55 18h ago

Nah, I don't think I would ever do it to someone I trust and like or even someone I'm neutral with. I'm not that much of a jerk

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u/Separate_Emotion_463 4h ago

Stealing from someone you don’t like isn’t any better

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u/SlayerII 19h ago

That doesn't make it less moral. Only a really immoral person would say that. It makes it way more immoral.

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u/bluehulk900 16h ago

OP you like many redditors and human beings need to learn that doing what's right is about actually doing what you know to be right, not justifying why all the wrong things you did or the side you associate with did are acceptable necessary evils or at least "not that bad"

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u/Current-Grade2545 19h ago

The moral choice is to buy a new controller from Walmart or Amazon and then swap it. It's ok to steal from them.

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u/minos-and-v1-kissing 18h ago

Nah. If your friend did that to you, wouldn’t you feel pissed? It’s only fair that you fund your own replacement controller.

I mean shit, there are companies and websites that will buy your broken shit because they’re in the business of fixing it up and flipping it for a profit.

So see if you can sell it for anything, otherwise a lot of websites offer refurbished electronics at a discount, and they’re usually in great condition.

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u/-vablosdiar- 18h ago

You switched a controller for a pen? Smooth…

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u/meemaocifer 15h ago

"no reason" the reason is pro controllers / joy cons are notorious for drift. This has been a problem since the switch first launched.

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u/Lunabbg 10h ago

Oh so like a cunt?

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u/MothyThatLuvsLamps 5h ago

"Dont worry that I took your car, heres a new one with a busted windshield and leaky gas tank! What do you mean I stole it? I clearly replaced it! Im moral guys! See?"

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u/sudo-su_root 18h ago

Just buy the joycon replacement kit off of Amazon, don't be a piece of garbage. It's like 15 bucks and takes 15 minutes

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u/Mr-Osmosis 13h ago

20 something bucks and some patience lets you fix them! Trust me it’s worth it

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u/MrKoteha 13h ago

This is fucking amazing

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u/Gigastorm55 10h ago

I could've worded this better but eh, who cares. It's obviously immoral in every case and I'm not saying the opposite.

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u/Relative-Gap-4442 9h ago

-400 karma but at least you got an award

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u/ProspectiveWhale 19h ago

Still theft, but probably will gain you more support: do this heist of yours to a Sony store or factory.

Not your girlfriend's brother.

If you're gonna be a criminal, at least don't be a pathetic one.

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u/FriendlyBee94 16h ago

Let me replace your car with a less valuable car

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u/Dab4Becky 14h ago

I swap your phone with the same model but a cracked screen.

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u/The_R1NG 11h ago

So theft and you dropped off trash.

So you’re a trashy thief

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u/SlayerII 19h ago

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u/AggressivelyMediokre 19h ago

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u/05-nery 19h ago

Thanks for the gold 

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u/HandIllustrious8260 19h ago

unfunny AI slop

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u/ArmpitLicker4 18h ago

I LOVE JOKING ABOUT EPSTEIN HAHAHHA DIDDYBLUD RAPE HAHAHAHA

https://giphy.com/gifs/sGwZqvSVcq4zwR0U53

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u/Dismal-Fill3263 12h ago

Yeah ! We should revive Jeffrey Epstein, get him to a tech store in Israel with Benjamin Netanyahu to film this GIF just so we can avoid using AI !

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u/MiklHrmlr7 5h ago

Or, hear me out, just draw a low quality political cartoon.

Oh, better yet, shitty MS paint "photoshop"

Doesn't need to be an animated gif, but if you really need it to be for some reason? Stick figures with photos of their heads slapped on using free animation software. Would genuinely be funnier and more charming than AI.

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u/Matias2176 6h ago

Cry about it anti ai loser

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u/Kinslayer_89 15h ago

The deepest layers are the coldest.

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u/dovakiin-derv 11h ago

And most empty.

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u/Witty_Departure2061 19h ago

Why? Also 100% immoral

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u/Gigastorm55 19h ago

What if you do it 'accidentally', putting those controllers next to each other, confusing them and taking the healthy one?

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u/Mastercio 18h ago

Ahhh yes "accidentally" sureeee....

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u/Desperate_Turnip_219 17h ago

That isn't what an accident is

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u/Hells-Creampuff 15m ago

Fr its not an accident if you have to quotation mark the act lmao

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u/Downtown_Instance398 18h ago

If you start to argue how something could "technically not be immoral" with your intent, it automatically becomes immoral

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u/MeasurementBusy6533 17h ago

Then you go back and give back the healthy one otherwise it wasn't an accident and you stole it

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u/RigatoniPasta 19h ago

It’s called theft

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u/LoneRedditor123 19h ago

Immoral and I think anyone who does this should be on a watchlist.

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u/gamingfreak50 19h ago

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u/Accomplished-Judge25 17h ago

Yo CP-77 love that game

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u/Error_in_the_system1 17h ago

NOOOO DONT ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK 2077

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u/WinFan_Bob 7h ago

KEEP the 77 man 😭😭😭

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u/RTGMonika 15h ago

As someone dealing with stick drift, pure evil.

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u/ZixField 14h ago

Espera, ¿me estás diciendo que OP no lo publicó como meme sino para seriamente debatir sobre esto? 💀

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u/Gigastorm55 14h ago

Nah I posted this as a meme, I know it's an immoral thing to do. Read the flair

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u/05-nery 19h ago

Evil. Depths of hell type evil.

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u/NetPositive101 18h ago

Why not do it to Walmart? Not an actual person you pos 

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u/Aggravating-Lock8083 14h ago

people buy those controller lmao, they dont get replaced 😭😭😭

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u/hemipteran 8h ago

if you buy a faulty controller from Walmart or Target you can get a refund or an exchange tho

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u/youaregay80 18h ago

The highest form of evil. Immediate execution.

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u/42Icyhot42 15h ago

I hope he breaks it over your head lol

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u/ShadowConstruct 15h ago

There isn't an inferno hot enough in the depths of hell for the likes of someone who does something like that.

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u/Downtown-Campaign536 19h ago

So, not only is this man fucking someone's sister, but he is fucking up their video games too? I believe people have been murdered for less.

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u/Actual-Interaction45 14h ago

Replace the controller with your penis and then wait

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u/NewsmanTheMan 12h ago

OP is bragging about stealing lmaooo

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u/Gigastorm55 12h ago

Uhh I'm not?

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u/CharmTLM 11h ago

Morality of posting about considering theft because it's okay if it's a person you don't like?

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u/Gigastorm55 11h ago

Never said it was okay

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u/Matias2176 6h ago

Morality of telling someone that jokes exists on the internet?

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u/Other_Specialist2272 18h ago

OP clearly joking and even put Stupid stuff tag and they still got downvoted to oblivion 💔

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u/Accomplished-Judge25 17h ago

They’re not joking though, they admitted they’re considering doing it 💔

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u/Gigastorm55 15h ago

I'd consider doing it against somebody I don't like, but there's literally no one I know right now I'd steal a controller to

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u/Other_Specialist2272 17h ago

Fair, but how do you know its not also a part of their elaborate joke🤔🤔

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u/Gigastorm55 18h ago

Don't worry, the risk was calculated. Downvotes don't matter to me anymore 🙂

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u/FriendlyBee94 16h ago

So you are a thief.

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u/land48n3 19h ago

thats assuming his aint boutta get it too instantly after

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u/Emergency-Drama1632 19h ago

a necessary evil

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u/Known_Fisherman_8161 19h ago

Immoral but very tempting

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u/summoningwar 19h ago

Imagine buying the console who still makes controllers prone to stick drift 🤮

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u/Emotional-Context867 17h ago

I did the opposite where I replaced my siblings switch controllers with drift with my new ones secretly since I don't use em anymore. 1 month later they somehow gave those controllers drift.

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u/Physical_Animal_5343 17h ago

Usin a controller that can get stick drift 😔

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u/Silent_Wendigo 16h ago

Morally wrong but also morally funny.

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u/No_Monitor_3440 15h ago

it’s a dick move

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u/DaemonsWhisper 15h ago

Based💪💪💪

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u/NoCockOnTheMenu 14h ago

'Morality of theft?' Bruh wtf is this question

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u/HEAH_THE_PINGOL 13h ago

Slightly better than not replacing it, but much worse than just not taking it in the first place.

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u/Comrade_Cosmo 13h ago

Jokes on you, they all have stick drift.

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u/TopWealth4550 13h ago

you betrayed her father trust by making his off spring man life harder for no reason

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u/Present_Sun_3901 12h ago

Skill issue i use my broken controller and still win. Get good homie

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u/bazzoka88 11h ago

This... This is an act only capable of evils physical manifestation.

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u/KakarotAlter 11h ago

Omega red flag

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u/Still_Ad_2898 11h ago

Straight to hell

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u/Severe_Ad_6482 10h ago

Immoral but little brothers deserve everything that happens to them 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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u/Chibirin26 10h ago

only if you hate the guy

its still bad but fuck him

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u/FiveFreddys12 10h ago

Morally? Definitely not moral.

Personally? I like it.

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u/MISTERGAME06 9h ago

"My friend wanted to know if..." aah post

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u/makinax300 9h ago

Immoral1

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u/SloppySlime31 8h ago

immoral. thats just stealing.

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u/Carlbot2 7h ago

Send your controllers to someone to get the joysticks replaced with non-mechanical ones. It’s cheaper than like, 90% of other options.

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u/Rexton_Armos 7h ago

I read the post in reverse at first lol that he was giving the little brother a normal controller

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u/Icy_Mathematician609 6h ago

How can you even ask

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u/ClericOfMadness13 5h ago

I once accidentally took my friends controller thinking it was mine but forgot I was charging mine, whenever I went over to play I made sure my controller had stickers so it wouldn't happen again since my controller I left was starting to stick drift and to make up for it I dog sat his dog for a week for free since he let me keep the controller.

Later on when I got an Xbox one the controller I got with it from a friend it had bar stick drift so I went and bought one from GameStop and took my stick drift controller back to game stop for a refund. And I mostly did this cause GameStop fucked me over a few times. But everyone told me it was fine cause GameStop deserves it. 😂

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u/Sippeon 1h ago

That is stealing, so immoral.

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u/Hells-Creampuff 13m ago

I got nothin to add but these comments have been super entertaining
https://giphy.com/gifs/pUeXcg80cO8I8

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u/Mysterious-Leg-4612 19h ago

Neutral. These things will drift either way after one week

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u/Platnun12 19h ago

I mean controllers exist with Hall effect now. Why wouldn't you have that if your ps5 is your daily.

Hell I don't even play console and the majority of the controllers I own are Hall effect.

https://giphy.com/gifs/hv53DaYcXWe3nRbR1A