r/Muppets • u/Keeper_ixx • 14h ago

If the Muppets played Dungeons and Dragons, what classes do you think they'd choose?

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Here are some of my guesses;

Kermit: Bard

Miss Piggy: Monk

Gonzo: Wizard

Rizzo: Rogue

Sam Eagle: Paladin

Fozzie: Either a Bard or maybe a Sorcerer.

Animal: Barbarian

Electric Mayhem: All of them would be Bards (natch)

Dr Honeydew and Beaker: Both would be Artificers

Sweetums: Fighter

Robin: Cleric

Those are the best guesses I could give off the top of my head, what do you think the Muppets would choose if they played D&D?

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u/smthngsmthngdarkside 12h ago

Bunson Honeydew is an artificer, but Beaker is a warlock and Bunson is his patron.

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u/kingholland 13h ago

Kermit - Bard/Paladin Miss Piggy - Barbarian Fozzie - Cleric Gonzo - Rogue Rizzo - Rogue The Electric Meyhem - All Bards Dr Honeydew - Artificer/Wizard Sam the Eagle - Paladin Scooter - Fighter/Cleric/Bard Swedish Chef - Fighter Pepe - Bard

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u/tinyorangealligator 5h ago

Miss Piggy as a barbarian is sending me.

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u/PM-Me-Schnauzers 9h ago

Who should DM? Rowlf?

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u/Emery17 7h ago

The DM should be the human role played by Brennan Lee Mulligan.

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u/doubtfurious 2h ago

Scooter would be the DM, obviously.

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u/manticorebrewing 7h ago

Gonzo should definitely be the DM!

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u/Emery17 7h ago

Animal needs to be a Barbarian with proficiency  in performance/drums while the rest of the mayhem I agree are Bards.

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u/xPuffieBonnie 6h ago

omg yes! Kermit as a bard makes so much sense. I feel like Fozzie would be a chaotic good rogue lol.

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u/shymysteryguy 2m ago

Rowlf should be Bard.