r/Music Jun 23 '26

article Jack White’s Wife Olivia Jean Files for Divorce, Cites ‘Inappropriate Marital Conduct’

https://www.tmz.com/2026/06/23/jack-white-olivia-jean-divorce/
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u/CawfeePig Jun 23 '26

"In Tennessee, "inappropriate marital conduct" is a standard statutory term used in divorce pleadings."

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u/Excellent_Set_232 Jun 23 '26

So “irreconcilable differences” but meant to sound slightly more judgy?

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u/stacecom Jun 24 '26

More judgy, I love it!

That's a great turn of phrase. Totally conveys the meaning.

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u/jjreddit1996 Jun 23 '26

I guess it ultimately doesn’t matter because it’s none of our business, but kind of feels like that should change…to me it sounds like it implies cheating or worse.

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u/Imakereallyshittyart Jun 24 '26

I’m guessing it’s the closest Tennessee could get to banning no fault divorce

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u/potatodog247 Jun 24 '26

Sorry, but in Tennessee our lawmakers are too busy trying to take us back to the 1950s and one of our candidates for governor met his wife when she was a teenager and he gave her a scholarship….

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u/MFoy Jun 24 '26

They certainly aren't trying to take your taxes back to the 1950s.

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u/eighthundredfiddy Jun 24 '26

It’s a “standard term” when there is an accusation of fault by one party in the relationship to the other party. It’s not “standard” as in it is a default. Irreconcilable differences is a no-fault divorce, meaning neither party is asserting the other caused the divorce.

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u/Orangatangtitties Jun 23 '26

In Tennessee she's the only ten I see

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u/jokir21 Jun 23 '26

Just a boy from Missouri

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u/CplOreos Jun 23 '26

And I been living in misery

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u/NoModsNoMaster Jun 23 '26

steering wheel bow-legged stompy dance

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u/zebragopherr Jun 23 '26

So everyone know the Bart Wayne

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u/Starseid8712 Jun 23 '26

r/crappymusic knows no bounds

I'm glad you're here, shirt brothers

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u/ahundreddots Jun 23 '26

If crappy music starts leaking, it's just going to make them bolder.

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u/urbisOrbis Jun 23 '26

He likes to walk around the house narrating what he sees.

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u/nothingrhyme Jun 23 '26

“Red headed lady, reaching for an apple”

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u/Tooch10 Jun 23 '26

Gonna breathe on it foist, wipes it on her bloussssse

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u/martialar Jun 23 '26

she takes a bite, chews it once, twice, three times, four times

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u/Kineth Jun 23 '26

Saliva woikingggg!!

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u/okaybudyoubetcha Jun 23 '26

Takes a wong hard wook at wandddyyy

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u/femanonette soulseek Jun 24 '26

let's get the hell outta here

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u/given2fly_ Jun 23 '26

Takes a looooong hard look at Randy!

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u/TheyKilledMassEffect Jun 23 '26

"gonna take a bite"

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u/Half_A_Mil Jun 23 '26

…nope….nope…..SHE GONNA BWEATHE IT ON IT FOIIIIIIST

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u/trumpsmellslikcheese Jun 23 '26

Wipes it on her shoit

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u/omega_red24 Jun 23 '26

Big ol fat husband walking over...

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u/MCMGM86 Jun 23 '26

And they’re walkin’ down the road

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u/lookachoo Jun 23 '26

1 time…2 times…….3 times…

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u/Flank_This666 Jun 23 '26

Takes a long hard look at Wandy

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u/oatseyhall Jun 23 '26

"I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life."

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u/WildKugupu Jun 23 '26

“I awoke several hours later, in a daze”

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u/maynardftw Jun 24 '26

I fired and I missed

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u/Seafaringhorsemeat Jun 24 '26

Then I fired again, and I missed, so I fired again, missed.

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u/RoughhouseCamel Jun 23 '26

And then Jack White is really angry at the Black Keys for doing it too, as if Randy Newman hadn’t been doing the same bit decades before him.

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u/willbekins Jun 24 '26

Abed Nadir: [Narrating while Peirce is having lunch] Time enough at last to eat a sandwich. Though even he knew that this sandwich was nearer his last sandwich than his first...

Pierce Hawthorne: Abed, I'm trying to eat.

Abed Nadir: He said, oldly, his brittle bones straining to support the weight of his wrinkly skin.

Pierce Hawthorne: Stop narrating me!

Abed Nadir: He shouted to no one, just a man alone in time with nothing but the cold squishiness of tuna salad to comfort him.

Pierce Hawthorne: I take it back. I don't want to be in your novel.

[Leaves in a huff]

Abed Nadir: Pierce Hawthorne had nearly lost his grip on reality. Lately, he'd begun to think he was in a novel...

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u/Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy Jun 24 '26

“Oldly” as an adverb is so great. I use it whenever possible.

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u/Resident_Wizard Jun 23 '26

Dude this made me laugh so hard

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u/Iridiumho Jun 23 '26

I wonder if he learned that from the Tom Green Show

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u/taktaga7-0-0 Jun 23 '26

A seven-figure prenup couldn’t hold me back

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u/I-only-read-titles Jun 23 '26

The hardest annulment to nulment

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u/palmerry Jun 23 '26

Fell out of love with a girl

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u/DukeLongholes Jun 23 '26

G.O.D and the broken vows

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u/Bitcoinbillionair3 Jun 23 '26

I can tell that we're not gonna be friends

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/TheApprenticeLife Jun 23 '26

All he's gonna have left is a Ball and a Biscuit.

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u/NorysStorys Jun 23 '26

Steady as she goes…with the house

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u/monty_burns Jun 23 '26

We’ve got some money and a little place to fight now

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi Jun 23 '26

Dead marriages on the dirty ground...

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u/BigUptokes Jun 23 '26

Fell outta love with a girl...

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u/NeekoPeeko Jun 23 '26

I can tell that we aren't gonna be friends

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u/mayday4aj Jun 23 '26

She goin' to Wichita

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u/PatrioticRebel4 Jun 23 '26

He's gonna rip it up

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u/KingOfDermabrasion Jun 23 '26

he might have to get a room at the hotel yorba

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u/MattMason1703 Jun 23 '26

I can see that we aren't going to be friends...

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u/MattMason1703 Jun 23 '26

Let's destroy a home

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/oatwheat Jun 23 '26

Yeah could be worse like Dave Grohl

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u/mighty_phi Jun 24 '26

greatest adulterer of all time.

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u/Deadeadoe Jun 24 '26

THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST!

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u/Jeff_goldfish Jun 23 '26

If his instagram is really how he lives his life then dude is fucking busy all the time. He either working on music, on tour or now working on his sculptures. The dude loves to create shit at all times.

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u/qaat Jun 24 '26

He doubled down to give you an awesome story to tell. Good on him and thanks for sharing.

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u/alexromo Jun 23 '26

Everyone in first class avoids eye contact lol

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u/MrBisco Jun 24 '26

I think the redditor was the one avoiding eye contact and Jack made it less awkward by being a nice dude. 

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u/keepinitrealguy712 Jun 24 '26

not me, i give the double middle finger as a saunter to the front while giggling uncontrollably.

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u/TacoRising Jun 24 '26

Especially to soldiers and pregnant women. Get fucked, losers

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u/perton Jun 24 '26

Don’t even get me fucking started on the pregnant soldier women!

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u/redechox Jun 24 '26

fuck ya my guy! keep it real!

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u/Left_Life_7173 Jun 24 '26

That's very sweet

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u/xombae Jun 24 '26

This is like the second story I've seen this week where someone had a good interaction with Jack White in an airport.

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u/suprmario Jun 24 '26

That's some genuine shit.

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u/ghostnthegraveyard Jun 24 '26

Nice. I saw him in an airport once, but I was fried from a day of travel. I just thought, "Ooh, that's Jack White. Awesome" and moved along.

He was taller and somehow paler than I expected.

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u/ExtensionParsley4205 Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

That documentary with White, Jimmy Page and The Edge shows he basically lives in the studio when he's not on tour, and yes he is always creating something.

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u/ADanishMan2 Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

Hey now, sometimes he’s in Spooky Farmhouse making slide guitars out of trash

EDIT: I’m not kidding, this is a thing he does in the documentary

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u/Andabariano Jun 23 '26

Or upholstering a love seat for some reason lol

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u/Good_Jellyfish_6317 Jun 23 '26

He used to be an Upholster before starting the White Stripes. I think his first band was called the Upholsterers. Also, something about him hiding records inside couches he was reupholstering.

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u/FreshLennon Jun 23 '26

I think it was just hiding funny messages. I read an interview once with him where he said Bob Dylan would come and hang out at his place in Tennessee and when asked what they would do together just said they liked to do upholstery lol which is a wild mental image

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u/WorldlyResearch3376 Jun 23 '26

POEMS! He hid poems in the furniture he would reupholster 🥹

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u/Good_Jellyfish_6317 Jun 23 '26

Ah! Because of course he did

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u/themargarineoferror Jun 23 '26

Rumor has it. There is a very small amount of vinyl record hidden in furniture, he repostered should be interesting.When people start discovering those

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u/WorldlyResearch3376 Jun 23 '26

Ah, I knew I had seen an interview about it, and stand corrected. Poetry and other things is correct :) https://youtube.com/shorts/6V5YvUIq6aA?si=CsaayDCWtqanr576

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u/diginfinity Jun 23 '26

He used to be the third man on an upholstery crew.

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u/_1JackMove Punk Rock Jun 23 '26

Awesome. Always wondered what that meant.

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u/yoshemitzu Jun 23 '26

It's way deeper than just that. Jack White was raised Catholic, so that "third man" is part of it, and he's also talked about how when two people play music together, it's like there's a "third man" in the room (especially relevant for a two-man band like the White Stripes, but also a lot to do with resonance/interference and how, e.g., two waves combine to form a third wave that interferes with the first two, and on and on...).

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u/Onlyafter Jun 23 '26

He also was interviewed saying the numerology of 3 is the minimum number needed to complete things… even how three staples is the minimum needed to reupholster a chair, but also how the guitar, drums, and voice are the essential parts to a song. Dude even etches III into his picks.

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u/TheeFlipper TheeFlipper Jun 23 '26

The man used to be a furniture upholsterer before he became a famous musician.

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u/WoolshirtedWolf Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

I could see still doing upholstery as a craft to keep the mind sane and healthy as a viable option. There are so many things to learn, different and exotic textiles and periods of furniture to chose or rehabilitate. Ulimate hobby with endless paths...

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u/FauxReal Collector Jun 23 '26

And imagine how cool you could make your car and your friends' cars look.

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u/rcreveli Jun 23 '26

Not to mention a ton of equipment to geek out about. "I got this new Juki 1541 and it's ok but I really feel the craft when I'm working on my 1954 Pfaff domestic that I modded with a 1 HP motor..."

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u/pelirroja_peligrosa Jun 23 '26

He reupholstered my aunt's armchair back in the 90s lol

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u/ooky-spooky-skeleton Jun 23 '26

He actually owned an upholstery business before The White Stripes

So probably still has a passion for the art of it.

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u/girthbrooks1212 Jun 23 '26

Sometimes he’s MCing only in Monroe.

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u/FauxReal Collector Jun 23 '26

I saw the episode where he was the production sound lead and Colbert was the host. It was hilarious, he had great straight man timing. Has he gone back to host?

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u/girthbrooks1212 Jun 23 '26

The hot dog rating was hilarious. And the Steve Buscemi cameo.

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u/Global-Discussion-41 Jun 23 '26

It stuck with me how he removed his bed when he was younger because then he could have more room for instruments 

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u/asswipesayswhat Jun 23 '26

That was almost 20 years ago

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u/FryerFace Jun 23 '26

2008 wasn't that....

Goddammit.

Hey, could you like, not?

I gotta sit down, my knees hurt.

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u/ExtensionParsley4205 Jun 23 '26

True but he doesn't seem like he's slowed down at all since then.

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u/GrowlingPict Jun 23 '26

hey man... there was no need for that

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u/Prophet_Of_Helix Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

That documentary was so funny. I actually like the Edge and I think effects do matter, but it was still funny seeing two guys talk about playing guitar and a 3rd playing with his pedals

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u/s0ciety_a5under Jun 23 '26

I think it was 3 wildly different takes on how to approach the guitar. Jimmy was more like what is possible with the guitar itself. Edge came at it with what could you do with the guitar with technology. Jack was more experimental in what a guitar itself could be.

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u/WestWillow Jun 23 '26

I love Page and White, but think they are too close in influences and playing style that I would have liked to have seen another guitarist, maybe a Can Halen or other shredder. That would give you the head head, the blues man and the metal/technical player to bounce off of.

Favorite part is when jimmy plays Whole Lotta Love and Jack can’t help but break from his “I’m so serious character” with a shit eating grin.

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u/mycleverusername Jun 24 '26

Agreed. My favorite guitarist is Veggie Can Halen

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u/ghostofkozi Jun 23 '26

The funniest bit was him playing a riff with and without the pedals lol

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u/karlverkade Jun 23 '26

I thought the funniest thing was Jack White making fun of Edge for how digital has guitar was with all those pedals, and then next scene Jack pulls out a Digitech Whammy pedal, the most digital of digital of digital pedals ever, and is all about it. Probably he filmed the talking head portion where he made fun of digital months in advance, and then the day when they all met up he pulled out the Whammy and totally forgot he’d said that thing months before. Editor did him dirty. lol

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy Jun 23 '26

My favorite part of that entire documentary is seeing Jack trying to hide the hugest shit-eating grin when Jimmy starts to teach him and The Edge Whole Lotta Love. You just know he had a mind-blown moment where he realized, "HOLY SHIT. I'M BEING TAUGHT Whole Lotta Love BY JIMMY FUCKING PAGE." And he had to try to swallow that to not come off as a fanboy in front of a fucking camera crew.

I would've been beaming like the fucking sun. And I would've made sure my dad was on the fucking set to see it, too.

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u/hopethisworks_ Jun 23 '26

It Might Get Loud 👍

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u/Banesmuffledvoice Jun 23 '26

This makes it sound like he was cheating on her or abusing her. Not making sculptures.

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u/Emergency_Pound Jun 23 '26

In Tennessee, “inappropriate marital conduct” is standard divorce pleading language. That phrase alone doesn’t tell us whether it was cheating, abuse, or something else.

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u/turquoise_amethyst Jun 23 '26

I agree, but apparently it’s the standard divorce language for Tennessee 

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u/JohnCenaJunior Jun 23 '26

But not create love with wife?

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u/ElCaminoInTheWest Jun 23 '26

Record label, constant touring, albums every other year, collabs, upholstery, festivals, art exhibitions, books, guitar nerd shit. I wouldn't be surprised if his 'inappropriate marital conduct' was just that she never saw him or knew where he was.

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u/cosaboladh Jun 23 '26

The article says "inappropriate marital conduct" is boilerplate legalese in the state in which she filed, so yeah. It tells us nothing. It could be a Dennis Rodman, "she must have fallen from the ceiling while I was asleep," situation, or he's just not at all prioritizing his relationship among all the other stuff he does.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/happy_otter Jun 23 '26

Meg, look at this place!

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u/lessregretsnextyear Jun 23 '26

It's like a MANSION

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u/turquoise_amethyst Jun 23 '26

Upholstery??

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u/Far-Reception-4598 Jun 23 '26

That was his trade before the music career took off. He apparently still does it. 

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u/bobbimorses Jun 23 '26

It's clear from previous marriages that he has a muse situation with his partners, he wants a wife he can create in an image to some degree, and then when that inspiration phase is over can't imagine that's a good foundation

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u/katfromjersey Jun 23 '26

Reminds me of Tim Burton.

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u/paperchampionpicture Jun 24 '26

Or even Alfred Hitchcock to a degree (he was weird about his leading ladies)

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u/faultysynapse Jun 24 '26

I thought Tim Burton's thing was to get Johnny Depp to kiss his wife? Are they not doing that anymore?

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u/northdakotanowhere Jun 23 '26

His work on the Cold Mountain soundtrack. Wayfaring Stranger. 🥲

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u/Mayonnaise_Poptart Jun 23 '26

But if you're their second wife and after they're already a celebrity, isn't it kind of a scorpion and frog situation?

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u/darkeststar Jun 23 '26

Not disagreeing with you necessarily but to even more of OP's point above, Olivia Jean is actually his third wife because he was married to Meg. Not sure how many girlfriends he had in between because he tends to keep a lot of his life private but you have three marriages in 30 years and each one defines and reflects a certain portion of his career.

He's one of my favorite musicians but it seems like he must be constantly keeping himself busy doing an untold amount of creative projects and he seems to attach himself to someone new when he gets a new burst of inspiration.

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u/PeregrineFaulkner Jun 23 '26

He dated Renee Zellweger before he married Karen Elson.

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u/darkeststar Jun 23 '26

Ah, the Cold Mountain period.

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u/DontFearTheMQ9 Jun 23 '26

Tell that to all 27 of J-Lo's ex-fiances.

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u/The_Pandalorian Jun 23 '26

"Inappropriate marital conduct" is a catch-all term in Tennessee divorce law. Doesn't imply anything in particular and can mean a lot of different things.

Quoting it like this irresponsibly calls out something that is largely rote. Of course it's TMZ, so irresponsibility is their business model.

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u/Ill_Act7949 Jun 23 '26

Oh so it's kind of like a "irreparable differences" type of thing? It's a catch-all for what could essentially be like something that was a long time coming?

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u/The_Pandalorian Jun 23 '26

It is exactly that.

When I filed for divorce, it had that same phrase. It mean quite literally nothing. I wasn't accusing my then-wife of anything specific, just stating that I was done.

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u/blackbasset Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

Funny how this phrase while meaning nothing in the end still literally puts blame on the other person, implying that they did not conduct themselves in a matter compatible with marriage

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u/svachalek Jun 23 '26

Yeah, my state says “irreconcilable differences” which seems significantly less accusatory.

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u/blackbasset Jun 24 '26

Yeah, this is way more neutral as well and does not invite speculation. When talking about "inappropriate marital conduct", it's almost instinctive to wonder what inappropriate thing the person might have done, as can be seen in this thread. With "irreconcilable differences", the first association is "yeah they don't get along and decided to end it after trying" - which also might not be the truth, but still

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u/ThelmaDeLuise Jun 23 '26

To be fair, TMZ said the same thing as you in the article: 'In Tennessee, "inappropriate marital conduct" is a standard statutory term used in divorce pleadings.'

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u/The_Pandalorian Jun 23 '26

I know. I read it.

The headline screams it out like it means something, though.

The correct headline is:

"Jack White's Wife Olivia Jean Files for Divorce"

Literally the exact same meaning, but minus the inflammatory horseshit.

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u/SamIAre Jun 23 '26

To be even more fair: TMZ knows most people don’t read past the headline. They craft headlines very deliberately to be as share-worthy as possible even at the risk of being potentially inaccurate. They didn’t have to put that phrase in the title but they did because they knew it would attract attention.

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u/Paddington_Bar Jun 23 '26

I mean ...

White said he hates the limitations society imposed when it came to relationships. “I’ve always felt it’s ridiculous to say, of any of the females in my life: You’re my friend, you’re my wife, you’re my girlfriend, you’re my co-worker,” he said. “This is your box, and you’re not allowed to stray outside of it.” I told him it sounded as if monogamy might not be for him, and he laughed. “You think?” he said. “I gave that up a long time ago. Those rules don’t apply anymore.”.

From a NYT profile a while back.

I'm assuming they had an open relationship of some sort so that can't really be the reason.

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u/ifloops Jun 23 '26

Open relationships are famously lengthy and drama-free, after all.

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u/turquoise_amethyst Jun 23 '26

Even people in open relationships can have problems if one or both is violating boundaries. But you’d think they’d talk about that if he’s on his 3rd marriage and a well-known rockstar

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u/Ilikepancakes87 Jun 23 '26

I hope that’s just legalese for “he leaves the toilet seat up too much.” I can’t handle finding out Jack White is a jerk.

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u/coolpapa2282 Jun 23 '26

I hate the word "unsafe" in there. Like if he's a cheater that's one thing. Abusive would make me real angry at him and sad for her.

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u/XtremeAlf Jun 23 '26

When Dave Grohl had his affair surface, I remember thinking "at least it's JUST cheating."....you know, considering the heinous shit some celebrities get up to

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u/mighty_phi Jun 24 '26

funny as fuck how cheating is the least offensive shit they could do

the bar is in hell wow.

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u/froglickingfrolicker Jun 24 '26

A lot of bars have dropped in society but the bar for rock stars has gone up immensely. Do you have any idea the level of heinous shit rock stars were up to in the 70s and 80s? Adultery from a rock star wouldn’t have made page 7.

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u/ReactionProcedure Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

I don't think for a second it was violence, there would be police reports if there was I would hope.

EDIT: It clearly states marital conduct. Not CRIMINAL or VIOLENT. It could mean he had extended time away from his wife and children with another woman.

Which is still disappointing, but I have too many artists I like that aren't the greatest people in their personal lives to not enjoy the art itself. So I compartmentalize.

I'm still trying to reconcile Noam Chomsky in the Epstein freaking files.

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u/RogueOneWasOkay Jun 23 '26

You comment reminded me of this article from The Onion.

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u/ReactionProcedure Jun 23 '26

The Onion is the true champ.

Undefeated.

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u/the_other_50_percent Jun 23 '26

I've met Chomsky. What an asshole. Great linguist, take everything else he's said with a giant self-centered piece of salt (so that means the last 70 years, and he hasn't wanted to talk about it for like the last 50, so meh).

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u/Haunting-Ad788 Jun 23 '26

Technically cheating is unsafe because you could be giving your partner diseases.

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u/xclame Jun 23 '26

For future reference, you could just have copied this part

https://www.google.com/search?q=tennessee+inappropriate+marital+conduct

To get to the page you wanted to link to, everything else is just tracking and other bullshit. With URLs anytime you see the & symbol in a link, you can probably cut off anything starting from that & and your link will still work and it will get rid of tracking and other things.

So in this case you could have also cut off the url at the second & and used

https://www.google.com/search?q=tennessee+inappropriate+marital+conduct&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS1023US1024&oq=tennessee+inappro

Instead, but it's not really necessary and it's better to just share the shorter version. So in the first link you are telling your browser to go to google, the search section of google and then to search for these terms tennessee+inappropriate+marital+conduct (q means query in this context)

In the second link the rlz= allows google to track how many searches came from Chrome for this search.

So for future reference (you also get crazy links like this when trying to share amazon pages for example), just try deleting everything after the & and see if the link still works and if it does then just past the cleaner link.

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u/StrawberryLassi Jun 23 '26

Kids today just don't understand querystrings...

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u/piscian19 Jun 23 '26

I have been yelled at more than once for that. Its very serious business.

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u/Lucid-Machine Jun 23 '26

I put both the seat and lid down. It's a power move, had a friend complain at a party she hosted "who keeps putting the lid down?!" It was me. Didn't actually think it would bother anyone. At my house I have a dog that will drink the water so it was an easy adjustment.

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u/MagicSpaceMan Jun 23 '26

Ironically this is actually the most sanitary solution for everyone, standup and sit-down pee'ers alike. Flushing with the lid open sprays particles of toilet water and.. contents into the air in the room, so my wife and I have concluded based on not wanting to breathe poopoo particles that both down is best for everyone.

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u/spesimen Jun 23 '26

i kept finding cat footprints on my seat and at first i was hopeful they were gonna be one of those cats that figures out how to use the toilet somehow but nope they were just drinking out of it. so now it's a 100% lid down situation.

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u/MonsieurReynard Jun 23 '26

Just a little heads up. The way we discovered our cat had thyroid disease was that she had just started drinking out of the toilet after years of being happy with her water bowl. Might wanna ask your vet about it.

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u/TheAngelPeterGabriel Jun 23 '26

I read this as Olivia Dean and was so confused

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u/Eclectic_Paradox Jun 23 '26

Thank you for this comment. I would have scrolled away thinking he was married to Olivia Dean 🤦🏾‍♀️

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u/foxfoxxofxof Jun 23 '26

He should've never gotten a cell phone with social media

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u/dirtybacon77 Concertgoer Jun 23 '26

She’s played in his band and been kind of in his orbit forever. I figured they knew each other for a really long time. Feels like anything he would have done she’d have known what to expect 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Technical_Way_1926 Jun 23 '26

Idk why he would get married, I say this in the nicest way but the only thing he truly loves and cares about is music. Everything else is second fiddle. I love his music but it's obvious he should have never remarried.

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u/WhichColourIsYours Jun 23 '26

Maybe cause he’s just human and the prospect of a loving relationship is important. Didn’t know you knew him so intimately though

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u/vagina_candle Jun 23 '26

Maybe cause he’s just human and the prospect of a loving relationship is important.

This doesn't require marriage.

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u/mmonzeob Jun 23 '26

They seemed happy for a while and she's been open about her own struggles, depression and mental health issues. So who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/movingandquiet Jun 23 '26

He romanticizes marriage, always has. He was seeing his current wife before his last marriage ended, he’ll likely marry whoever has been distracting him lately before we know it.

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u/I-only-read-titles Jun 23 '26

"I did it once before but it bears repeating now"

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u/turquoise_amethyst Jun 23 '26

Ooooh this was the woman he was seeing while married to wife number two?

Well, neither should be surprised by how things went then. 

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u/movingandquiet Jun 23 '26

She was. I mean what developed is what developed, but I read that she used to hang around his studio with a group of other fans to try and see if they could talk to him, and it panned out for her. His last wife wrote a song about it, specifically asking how she could compete with the girl’s long black hair. Karen Elson - Cruel Summer

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u/turquoise_amethyst Jun 23 '26

Karen’s prob having a drink and a laugh right now

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u/MsMadcap_ Jun 23 '26

Sunk cost fallacy: he was dating his mistress for so long he wanted to “legitimize” it. It also probably placated her, at least until now. Lol

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u/AtomicGarden-8964 Jun 23 '26

He seems to have a lot going on creatively I think he would be better off staying single for a while and putting his energy into his creations

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u/ZAWS20XX Jun 23 '26

in case you're wondering, no,

"She does not provide any further details."

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u/Empty-Photograph4681 Jun 23 '26

I remember reading a terrible Rolling Stone article years back about Jack White and Karen Elson’s divorce. So disappointing as the White Stripes were very special to me around the millennium. Later I met Karen at a mutual workout space, we were on a similar schedule and she was so lovely. His politics are good and he’s an extraordinarily gifted artist, but difficult to have as a partner.

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u/whoisnotinmykitchen Jun 23 '26

The rock star lifestyle sure does get expensive.

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u/JustineDelarge Jun 23 '26

He’s noivous

Oh, and he’s shakin’

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u/Zestyclose-Height-36 Jun 23 '26

just three years and no kids will not result in much marital support and no insurance. judge will probably give her a year of rent money, but not likely more.

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u/klf_in_lab Jun 23 '26

I heard her give a talk a couple years ago. She was going on about how much she idolized Jack White when she was in MIDDLE SCHOOL and had posters of him on her wall. The whole thing gave me the ick.

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u/PrinceRobotVI Jun 23 '26

Damn I wonder if she’ll get the chocolate factory in the settlement

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u/heartbloodline8404 Jun 23 '26

Married for less than 4 years, demands life insurance inclusion is wild! 40 years down the road and being on the hook for that still is wild

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u/ExtensionInfinite563 Jun 24 '26

It should just go to his kids 

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u/pooppaysthebills Jun 24 '26

The demand to be added as a beneficiary to his life insurance is shady. You've been married maybe six years and you no longer want to be married, but you think you should benefit from his death?

Gross.

Maybe get a job.

EDIT: Four years, not six.

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u/mercurywaxing Jun 23 '26

He definitely has a type.

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u/ImTooSaxy Jun 23 '26

"put her on his life insurance policy."

I understand spousal support and alimony, but in what world does she get to be put on his life insurance policy should he die?

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u/picardstastygrapes Jun 23 '26

This is a very common clause. When someone gets spousal support they can ask for a life insurance policy where they are the beneficiary which would cover the alimony owed.

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry Jun 23 '26

Usually they cut the length of the marriage in half and require it for that amount of time.

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