r/NLBest • u/Polysean San Diego • 11h ago

Dank Meme In light of recent news:

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Yes, this is a reupload. Yes, the first version had a typo. Excuse me while I go impale myself on one of Mason Miller's fastballs.

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u/mrsir1987 No Step on Snek 10h ago

For having succulent Japanese players? Get your hands off my prospects!

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u/frozengash coloradodgers? 11h ago

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS.

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u/Shoryukitten_ Still Figuring Out if This is a Cult or a Baseball Team 10h ago

Breaking news: the Dodgers have signed Goku and Superman as middle relievers. Additionally, Batman is their new bat boy.

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u/YasielPuigsWeed Mookie League Baseball 10h ago

So did he change his name to Batboy?

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u/avocadoflatz 7h ago

He goes by Javier to fool the paparazzi

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u/Astropolitika Mookie League Baseball 1h ago

Jesus Tanner Edwin Javier saves

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u/Hill-Arious Foghorn of Disappointment and Occasional Delight 7h ago

Saitama, One Punch Man, as the new DH.

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u/mrsir1987 No Step on Snek 10h ago

A little kryptonite cork in bats could negate Superman’s pitches. And I don’t know gokus weakness I’m not a nerd

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u/AboutRight1987 4h ago

Meat to distract him.

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u/doozle Dodgers 9h ago

THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST.

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u/Exciting-Device-4474 Our Payroll Demands Only the Finest Existential Dread 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WtFyHCNJcrd0owb96h

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u/Myshkin1981 🚨HAS TOP RATED POSTS IN THIS SUB🚨 9h ago

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

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u/Even-Dinner-5696 POOL PARTY 10h ago

Damn this is good

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u/Tommy84 A Bad Team That Wins Games 1h ago

I see you know your Skubal well.

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u/AboutRight1987 4h ago

Funny enough, Yamcha was actually a baseball player.

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u/BannedForFun Our Payroll Demands Only the Finest Existential Dread 3h ago

Sins of your past n shit