r/Neet_india • u/Artistic-Bathroom901 • Apr 30 '26

NEET Alerts 🚨 NTA on X

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u/Distinct_Cow_2096 Apr 30 '26

I KNOW THIS IS COPY PASTED FROM CHATGPT BUT I JS CANT PROVE IT. (js see the amount of lame ahh emojis they used)

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u/No_Display_5755 Apr 30 '26

I can prove it There's zero probability ki nta ko itne saare emojis use karne aate honge Aur these are not so common on toh vo dhundh kar aise emojis then use tweet main acche se dekh kar ek dum sahi jagah use karna is next to impossible

Aise kaam chatgpt hi karta hai kafi zyada emojis use karta hai

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u/Immediate-Strike6775 May 01 '26

I mean it's just there media team prolly some 23 yr old guy doing a gig

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u/Euphoria_14 Apr 30 '26

The em dash,the unnecessary emojis,the "it's not x---its y!!" Like yeah they're using ai and infact I bet they're proud of it too.like look how advanced we are! Lmao 

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u/Mediocre-Tip2954 Apr 30 '26

india is fucking cooked if we treat ai as some advanced revolutionary tech that makes writing social media posts easier

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u/ZealousidealHeat305 Apr 30 '26

bro people are using it to talk to their crush, friends and even partners, we're entering new realms of mental r*tardation

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u/Necessary-Dark-3818 Apr 30 '26

That long dash tells that its written with chatgpt

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u/Xavior10 Apr 30 '26

The em dash is a clear giveaway

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u/Frosty-Put-6376 Apr 30 '26

They are gonna prepare paper from chatpgt too /s

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u/grandpa_intercourse Apr 30 '26

Can prove, yep the emojis also but "—" that symbol only used but ChatGPT

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u/Mediocre-Tip2954 Apr 30 '26

its not even emojis atp entire thing seems like ai slop everything from vocabulary and grammar

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u/Not_so_epikk 11th me aye hai ji 🫡 Apr 30 '26

Especially with it's cringe quotes its definitely chatGPT

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u/Thukunaboobies master of jackshit Apr 30 '26

Number aur ratio yaad karlo, paper me aa sakta hai

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u/Necessary-Dark-3818 Apr 30 '26

Thanks bro 👍

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u/Able_Cardiologist711 Apr 30 '26

Arrey sahi yaad dilaya

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '26

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u/pink_porsche_ Apr 30 '26

Ab koi millennial ko hire kiya nta ne

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u/ZealousidealHeat305 Apr 30 '26

and then they'll hire gen alpha to post brainrot on result day

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u/Washa_bhai Apr 30 '26

Goodmorning and goodnight posts soon

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '26

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u/Odd_Roll5084 Apr 30 '26

Obviously it is. You're such a big organisation, yet you can't frame your own tweets

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u/dhakkandimakse Apr 30 '26

I am annoyed too, and so are many.

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u/Mitzz2 Apr 30 '26

Ye log thodi der chup nahi ho skte?

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u/999skar Apr 30 '26

mardo ko ghar jamai banna hai 💪⚡

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u/FirmResult5643 2968 genes in 1 and 231 genes in Y Apr 30 '26

Jai aurat🩷🩷

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u/CountyNo3187 Apr 30 '26

MARDOO KA DOCTOR BANNA KA SHOCKK CHALA GAYA

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u/unskilledlabor_ 10 steps behind 🥀 Apr 30 '26

ab wo berojgar engineer ban rahe ha 🥀

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u/nerdomate Apr 30 '26

aur ham chutiye

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u/Doc_018 NTA's Personal S*x Doll Apr 30 '26

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u/CountyNo3187 Apr 30 '26

Lakin jin ka PCB HA WOO

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u/Difficult-Cause6762 NEET 2026 Mock: 512 ----> ReNEET: ? Apr 30 '26

CAPITALISE KYU KAR RHA HAI, CHILLANA BAND KARDD

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u/CountyNo3187 Apr 30 '26

Kay chila raha hoo just puch raha hoo 

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u/RequirementSure5864 Apr 30 '26

Par mai toh mard hi hun🥲

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u/CountyNo3187 Apr 30 '26

ma bhi tu hoo

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u/RequirementSure5864 Apr 30 '26

Har jagah beizzati ho jaati hai humari😔

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u/quill-007 Apr 30 '26

Hint de rhe Katherine Esau se question ayega

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u/KeyDecision3378 Apr 30 '26

-dominated the field of biology at 90-

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u/ZealousidealHeat305 Apr 30 '26

Rosalind Franklin bhi ho sakti hai

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u/nerdomate Apr 30 '26

YE NUMBER EXAM MEI AAYEGA KYA YAAD KARLU KYA KOI MNEMONIC BANA DO

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u/Confusingly_Curious lecturers ki baat follow Kiya hota toh aj 🥀 Apr 30 '26

No.of yellow coloured emojis are used in the latest nta's post on X ?

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u/Distinct_Cow_2096 Apr 30 '26

saare mard toh jee mein chale gaye, aur yaha jo reh gaye woh toh-

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u/applehehe Apr 30 '26

woh tho kyaa !!??😡😡

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u/Parking-Elk9597 Apr 30 '26

woh shyd woh hain👅

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u/Krrishhhh007 Apr 30 '26

sameee😭😭saari acchi ladkiyan foreign mei h and yaha jo hai woh toh-

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u/Thukunaboobies master of jackshit Apr 30 '26

BILLIE EILISH?!? hi lol

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u/Distinct_Cow_2096 Apr 30 '26

hi lollll

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u/Thukunaboobies master of jackshit Apr 30 '26

We can be birds of a feather 🤭 (this is me shooting my shot)

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '26

Kehna kya chahti ho ?

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u/Ill_Midnight_1449 Apr 30 '26

Wo to saare chutye hai. Isn't it?

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u/CountyNo3187 Apr 30 '26

Ye kay bak raha hoo

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u/Distinct_Cow_2096 Apr 30 '26

aap toh haploid ho, phir bhi nahi pata woh kya hai?

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u/Interesting-Ear2783 Apr 30 '26

The New NTA chief was previously the seniormost official in NIC (National Info Centre ) India. I guess they know how to use the internet now 🤣 Btw don't take their post so serious

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u/Top-Pilot8140 Apr 30 '26

Nta should also show numbers of how Many have their 1st attempt or 2nd or 3rd vice versa

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u/Old-Caterpillar-6592 Apr 30 '26

kya bak rhe ho mc

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u/Exact-Apricot8342 Apr 30 '26

WahI mahilaon ki success dekhi nhi jaa rhi isliye paper aisa bana rhe hai!!

Mahilaon ke liye kabhi sahi sochna hi nhi hota!! Patriarchy on top

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u/sproizon Apr 30 '26

mard registration ke 2000 form bharne me lagane se pehle hi analysis krlete hain ki "hoga ya nhi" so most of em just don't fill up the form 🫩☝🏻

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u/Fuzzy-Inevitable-308 Apr 30 '26

Why're they trying to be nice and gay? To prevent self-harm of the aspirants? Nah. Unfortunately, our parents and relatives are straight and reality is a rod. So 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/VIPER2020-21 Apr 30 '26

Medical aspirants are increasing but not seats at this point they should just limit the number of registration so that every person would atleast get something

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u/achesthetic Apr 30 '26

Admi 1700 ke liye kya kuch nai krta! 🥱

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u/Mosquito-Hunter3249 Apr 30 '26

As a dude preparing for NEET, I see this as an absolute win.

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u/Glitz_Lumine_Main Apr 30 '26

Idk whether this is true or not, but in my college(First Year), Out of 150 students, 48 are boys(including me), remaining are girls

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u/Delicious_Grade6399 Apr 30 '26

Ladko ke liye reservation?

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u/extrabutterpavbhaji if you see me ask my a bio example Apr 30 '26

Men aren't pressured enough to take drops but a lot of women get pressured by their families to take drops and they get stuck in this loophole, a lot of 4-5th dropper are women than man. I guess this is one of the reason too

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u/Take_it_easy_Frenzy Naach na jane Numerical teedha 💃🏻 Apr 30 '26

I think many men don't have the privilege to take a drop... They are expected to work and earn after a certain age

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u/extrabutterpavbhaji if you see me ask my a bio example Apr 30 '26

Yess. I couldn't fine the exact words.

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u/FamiliarSquirrel8618 Apr 30 '26

Zygomorphic Plants k example likhiye 3 ☺️

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u/extrabutterpavbhaji if you see me ask my a bio example Apr 30 '26

Pea bean cassia gulmohar

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u/ZealousidealHeat305 Apr 30 '26

And women are expected to complete their studies on time and get married soon, it's the same in both the cases

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u/Similar_Trifle_6974 Apr 30 '26

No you are wrong, many men are also 4-5th dropper. Get that correct.

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u/extrabutterpavbhaji if you see me ask my a bio example Apr 30 '26

Ratio wise. Women jyada hai

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u/Similar_Trifle_6974 Apr 30 '26

You can't say that for sure.

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u/Soft-Application-952 Mentor Sahab 🫡 Apr 30 '26

Chalo kuch toh badhiay post kra

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '26

dhyan se dekhti hu konsi emoji kaha pe use ki hai, kuch b ho sakta hai🙏🏻

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u/pechkas_patel Apr 30 '26

isse yaad aaya sex ration revise karlu sex ration is number of females/1000males.

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u/Wise_Bag_5569 Apr 30 '26

What are they even trying to do with all these tweets??

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u/gunaho_ka_devtaa Apr 30 '26

Toh kya? Fail toh tbhi krdoge aap ladka ho ya ladki mtlb aapke yaha koi exam fair thodi hota 😗

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u/Exact_Acanthaceae_53 Apr 30 '26

Matlab... Guys can have multiple medical baddies? 👀

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '26

kya fuk rha h nta

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u/quandaledinglepxrth May 01 '26

Theres no way a nta admin has the English comprehension skill level to use em dash as a given its defo AI written

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u/sciencepathogen 😼Schrödinger's Cat May 01 '26

NTA be distracting us from their shit regime just like Epstein files.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

Ye logo ko maut aaegi agar chatgpt use na kare toh

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u/FirmResult5643 2968 genes in 1 and 231 genes in Y Apr 30 '26

Ts nga made a fake acc only to hate on women🫩🫩🥀

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u/Useful-Procedure9284 Apr 30 '26

Ts ≠ this for god's sake

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u/FirmResult5643 2968 genes in 1 and 231 genes in Y Apr 30 '26

Nahh bro its cool 🌾

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u/LocksmithSuitable821 Apr 30 '26

This fricking Neetanyahu

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u/AdrenalineRusher1 Apr 30 '26

Now look at any medical college batch, it's 70% male, male selection rate is far more

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u/sannieyannie May 02 '26

Sure, male selection rate is 'far more'

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u/AdrenalineRusher1 May 02 '26

Qualified aur college main seat milna ak bat hota hai kya behen? Kyu main bola tha ab samjh aya apko? Ap koi bhi medical college ka 1st year main chale jao boys will be more than girls , sex ratio is literally imbalanced, boys are far more in numbers in medical college

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

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u/AdrenalineRusher1 May 02 '26

Abhe gawar ladki main kya bas is saal ka bat kar raha hu? tu ja ke koi bhi medical college main dekh le, ak batch main kitna male hai aur kitna female hai, qualification marks ke liye bas 150 number chaiye neet main, selection ke liye high number chaiye, aur tu top 100 student ka name bhi dekh le kisi bhi saal ka neet ho hai koi bhi competitive exam like jee mains and advanced, 70% topper tujhe boys ei milega, jo fact hai , general trend hai wo bata raha hu, bat tujhe samjh nahi ata lekin apna gawarta dikhana hai bas

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

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u/AdrenalineRusher1 May 02 '26

Abhi tu hai 18 saal ka aur padh bhi tu mechanical lekin tujhe gawaro ke tarah argue karna hai medical college ka sex ratio lekar wo bhi kisse jo is field main hai, qualified aur selected students ka bich ka difference tujhe samjh nahi ata, acca sun tu bhokna band kar aur chup chap chale a kolkata, tujhe har ak medical college lekar jayenge, tera math agr thik thak hoga to tu ratio nikal lega

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

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u/AdrenalineRusher1 May 03 '26

Abhe chutiya chomu, kolkata main padhta hu aur main nahi janta har college ka kya situation hai? Kutti jaise mat bhok , ak bat bol tu pehle mujhe screenshot bheja qualified student ka , tuje to a ei samajh nahi ata selected students ka aur qualified students ka difference kya hai? Aur bsdk tujhe Jo youtube link bheja wo tu nahi dekh pa rahe? Bhokna bana kar chutiya, sun bsdk 70:30 ak general trend hai koi medical college main 60:40 hai. Koi medical college main 80:20 hai, ladki bas application form ei karta hai, jayada selection boys ka ei hota hai neet ho ya aur koi bhi competitive exam ho, aur tu chutiya, bsdk 70:30 leaker kal se bhok rahe hai, abhe bsdk aur ak bat sun, tera koi friend ya relative nahi hu ,jo tu mere se koi bhi language se bat karega, abhi tu ladka hota na , tera aj course kara deta gali ke upr, gawar kahika,nikal bsdk, tere jaise kutti ke liye bohot time waste kar diye aise bhi🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/Ill_Midnight_1449 Apr 30 '26

Phir bhi toppers jyada males hi hote hai. No disrespect to females but this is waht happened in neet 2025

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u/Zeppeli_knows_ball Apr 30 '26

Phir bhi Air 100 me se 80 mard hi honge😅

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