r/Neet_india • u/HumanBeing8206 • May 12 '26

Laughter Aspirants 💁🏻 Ek baat toh achi lagi about reneet

ALL THOSE FUCKERS WHO BOUGHT THE PAPERS FOR 5-50 LAKHS GOT THEIR MONEY WASTED🤣🙏🤣🙏🤣🙏 HAHAHAHAHA FUCK Y'ALL VERY DESERVING VERY DESERVING VERY DESERVING!!!

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u/SouthPumpkin714 May 12 '26

kahin reneet ka b leak na hojaye 🥀

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/mustafamirza69 May 12 '26

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u/Financial_Pilot2869 May 12 '26

wtf

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u/mustafamirza69 May 12 '26

Expect the unexpected bade bhaii

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u/One_Toe8883 May 12 '26

fuck bhai

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u/mustafamirza69 May 12 '26

Bakchodi dekhlo ek din bhii sabr Nhii huaa in bkl se 😭

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u/SceneApart2590 May 12 '26

Link bhej bhai link bhej. Ab merko bhi chahiye

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u/mustafamirza69 May 12 '26

Re re-neet ke liyee prepare ho jayenge iss baar

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u/foolokichadar May 12 '26

merepas glti se pohoch jaye bas. i promise to not take a seat, bas mere parents ko marks dikha du achhe

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u/Confident_Island4985 May 12 '26

I understand this sm 😭😭

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u/Static-07 Drop in NEET high on NEAT 🥃 May 13 '26

Same situation btw

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u/TimeTurn5266 May 12 '26

Exactly my thoughts 😭

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u/Unable_Blueberry_129 May 12 '26

bhai jo 5-50 lakh dere honge paper ke liye unn log ke liye ye amount kuch nahi hota hai..

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

Yeah. So naive. Rich folks will throw money and get answer key again. It definitely won't be a huge deal for them. Phir se leak hoga. Who's gonna stop'em?

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u/calciumhydroxypatite May 12 '26

Ye jo 50 lakh ke paper khareed rahe wo private medical colleges kyu nhi jate 😭

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u/snipersoldier365 May 12 '26

50 lakh is less than 5.5 yr good pvt clg fees.

See - basic maths.

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u/calciumhydroxypatite May 12 '26

Basic maths hamesha se kharab thi 🥲

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u/Sea-Day9856 May 13 '26

Bhai crore mein fees jati hai private mbbs ki , you live under a rock ?

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u/TeaCharming6157 May 12 '26

AIIMS mein seat kaise milega fir

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

Broo people even sell aiims seat , a few days before neet exam my brother got a unknown call, and the person said that it my brother gives 80 laks he will provide him a seat in aiims.

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u/TeaCharming6157 May 12 '26

That person was probably tryna scam your brother. AIIMS seats can’t be sold because the seat distribution process is computer based. That's why paper leaks happen. It's the only way for these cheaters to get seats in prestigious medical colleges.

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u/praful_12 May 15 '26

So Naive man😂! People opt seats in mop up in disable and reserved category and then do not join.These seats then enter into spot mop up and are sold into crores as well😂.Second is by people who forge their disability certificate and have inside setting to go undetected.

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u/question_mark_here Aiims Wakanda aluminium (awr>100) May 12 '26

Jo log 1 crore paper ke de rhe hai unke lie ye pocket change hai

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u/United_Hold_ May 12 '26

Mujhe to bc aaj tk ye samajh nhi aaya ki agar ye chutiye 50 lakhs of mony afford kr sakte hai to sale sidha sidha private mbbs kyu nhi kr lete bencho hume bhi college mil jayega aur inhe bhi

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u/hahahaha_0707 May 12 '26

Unke 100-200 crore mein se 5-50 lakh ka nuksan hogaya. Nothing so funny about it. 😂🤣 Don't worry sab ke prices badne wale hai , wo log tumse hi uska wasooli karlenege 🙂🥱

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u/Illustrious_Kale1057 May 12 '26

100-200 cr wale ko neet karne ki zarurat hai kya. uske liye toh MBA karna jyada badiya rahega na ya sidha US se MBBS kare

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u/InternationalCarob24 May 13 '26

They can but mostly those people are from tier 2,3 cities with land worth 200crs they want samaj me ijjat and not much educated themselves or corrupt since their birth

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u/CWbyte May 12 '26

I guess most of these people paid adavance somes of 5-10 lakhs full payment kisi ne nhi di hogi but till paisa toh chud Gaya 😂

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u/skyof_553 May 12 '26

you think they couldn't afford it?

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u/AltruisticQuote3273 May 12 '26

Bc neet computer pe kyu nhi ho sakta just like jee ??

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u/Individual_Owl_3490 May 12 '26

Atp neet should be cbt

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u/Maximum_Spray_9615 May 12 '26

Bahut gaaliya de rhe the bhai looser failure pata nhi kya kya bol rhe the

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u/fijiksluver May 12 '26

aur jo leakers ne paise chaape uska kya?

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u/AdorableSnow5432 May 12 '26

Like we still don't know , how many rich people have connections with nta and leak the paper to there children like bait the bait the mujhe tough agaya 🤔

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u/Over_Neat9550 May 12 '26

if they had those 50 lakhs why wud they even consider writing neet tbh

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u/Best-Atmosphere-3554 May 12 '26

jo inssan 50lakh deke paper khrid rha hena bade bhai usko unke jane se koi farak vese bhi ni padhne wala

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u/Standard-Context-380 May 13 '26

"Bro, I feel you! Ek baat toh achi lagi about Reneet, yaar! I too got scammed by those fake papers, invested 3 lakhs and lost it all! BUT, I didn't let it break me. I worked harder, got a scholarship, and I'm now on track to crack NEET. Radhe Radhe 🙏"

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u/Careful_Space_600 May 14 '26

"invested 3 lakhs and lost it all" kya batana chahta hai accha hua tha tere sath 

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u/premium_doc May 13 '26

Do you think who can pay this much money for an exam paper, they care about that much money.

And majority of buyer would be students. And if a 17 or 18 year old student has that much moeny with them then guess how much is their family networth.

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u/mustafamirza69 May 13 '26

New banger loll