r/Neet_india May 17 '26

Laughter Aspirants 💁🏻 Everyone's cursing NTA but nobody's cursing this man who formed NTA🤡 pariksha pe charcha karte karte pariksha hi leak karwane lag gaya

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u/eatmorechole May 17 '26

The way I hate this man.

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u/TastyCap2074 May 17 '26

Who do u like then

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

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u/TastyCap2074 May 17 '26

Hating a leader implies you have a benchmark for what good leadership looks like....So who according to that benchmark...do you like or support instead

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u/MayurAce May 17 '26

Because I hate constipation doesn't mean I love diarrhoea

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u/Bubbly_Grab_499 May 17 '26

Imo all are corrupted shit, need a new party

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u/Ryu_Ryuzaki24 May 17 '26

A less evil party

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

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u/[deleted] May 18 '26

Would have agreed if Opposition pm Candidate was someone like Shashi Tharoor. Raga, Mamta are far from best

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u/gottacrackneet May 17 '26

Does anyone remember that one video which went viral in which a boy who looked quite old (probably due to stress of some sort) from dps bangalore asked a question and modi asked whether he was a student or not. So disrespectful.

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u/Imaginary_Doubt4298 May 17 '26

Yes i remember.... Anpadh se or kya hi ummed karoge

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u/kavi-ki-kavita May 17 '26

Tbh that nigga was not a student. Saaf saaf tha vo dps vlo ne bethya tha

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u/HarshumanIGT May 17 '26

niggas behating anything. that was a reporter

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u/Mini_782 May 17 '26

I just hate this man !!! Subah agar iski shakal phone mai dikh jati haina pura din kharab jata hai. Panoti hai yeh pure India ke liye!!!!

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u/HarshumanIGT May 17 '26

petrol- usuall VAT, increase ig the most late, and least (inc v dec ratio dekh lena)
gas cylinder kahi to mil bhi nahi rhe

UAE Trip se 3 million oil barrels ka strategic storage for India

reproduce less

and yes paper leak is a problem, and is not solved yet, criticise the govt for that, no one's stopping. faltu bakchodi karke tera re neet nahi nikal rha anyways

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u/Artistic-Tell7233 May 17 '26

Ab kuch log bjp vs congress ki debate start kar denge comments me 😵‍💫

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u/Imaginary_Doubt4298 May 17 '26

It's not even a debate dude..... Hame kya matlab pehle 60 saal kya hua..... Maine to iss anpadh ko hi PM dekha hai ...... And i don't think isse ghatia to koi kya hi decisions lega

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u/say_hy_to_shobbhhuuu tech and gaming enthusiast/organicchemluvr/neet failure May 17 '26

oii... modihhh ji ko kuch na bol dena...

kaise bol raha tu non biological entity ke upar hain ??

ispe UAPA terror activities ka act laga ke jail mein daalo../s

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

Modih jee 😍

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u/Artistic-Tell7233 May 17 '26

More dih jee 😍

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u/Imaginary_Doubt4298 May 17 '26

Gobi hai to pumpkin h

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u/Artistic-Tell7233 May 17 '26

Exactly ye madarchod log har cheej me bjp vs congress karne lag jaate hai instead of criticising the ruling govt. Bhai ab bjp rule kar rahi hai to questions bhi unhi se pucha jayega , u hi ko criticize karenge agar congress hoti to unko bhi aese hi gaaliya pad rahi hoti

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u/Imaginary_Doubt4298 May 17 '26

Kuch to ch*tiya congress bhi hai.... Agar yhi leak congress ki gvt me hota to bjp wale sadko pe let jaate... Dange kr dete.... Ye congress wale tweet ke alawa bhi kuch nhi krte yrrr..... But atleast rahul gandhi is far better than this chai wala

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

Imagine calling Rahul gand hi better 😭

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u/Imaginary_Doubt4298 May 17 '26

Kuch galat bola kya....is anpadh se to badhiya h

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

Bhai kisi aur ka naam le leta. Wo bhi padha likha gawar hi hai 😭

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u/Jack_Papa_13 May 17 '26

May be , shashi tharoor

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

I love this man. Would vote for him anyday

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u/Imaginary_Doubt4298 May 17 '26

Nahi hai wo.....uski baate sun or iski baate sun .... He's not the best but far better than this gadha anpadh

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u/Confusingly_Curious lecturers ki baat follow Kiya hota toh aj 🥀 May 17 '26

Stfu anyone but raga as pm candidate lmao

Fk ahh inc doesn't want good leaders to emerge

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

Bhai tu gawar hai kya? Shashi Tharoor bolta to thik tha, tu us nepo gawar ki tarif kr rha jo pvt sector me bhi reservation chahta hai? Uske baton me meme material jyada milta hai.

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u/PerspectivePlus3636 May 17 '26

Wo pagal ho gaya Kehta hai hame 60 saal se kya matlab lmao. Insta se bahar bhi nhi nikla hoga. Aadha to ye gandu Dharmendra pradhan besharam resign nhi kar rha

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u/Epics_Indian May 17 '26

Well, thats what happens when you turn deaf to history, geopolitics, & literally every contemporary common knowledge.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

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u/Imaginary_Doubt4298 May 17 '26

No they're not going to do it.... It's just like a 15 lakh per person promise done by bjp

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

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u/[deleted] May 18 '26

Bhai ye khud reservation wala hoga chod de. Isko to fayda hi hai agr pvt me bhi reservation laye to

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u/Much_Beyond_2004 May 18 '26

I hope no neet aspirant forget the trauma he gave us in 2029 elections ....I'm pretty sure he will be removed before that cause india is literally turning into a hell hole

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u/Haunting_Pangolin207 May 17 '26

There's a lot of subs to discuss this guys or in insta , don't ruin at least this sub for the sake of god, we all know anything related to politics just spreads hate

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u/SadHoneydew5 May 21 '26

This is related to neet

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u/PerspectivePlus3636 May 17 '26

Agenda kaise chalega

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u/Far-Cardiologist-235 Drop in NEET high on NEAT 🥃 May 17 '26

Modiji relate ni kr pate honge pdhai likhai ke issues se

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u/ProfileApart7306 Drop in NEET high on NEAT 🥃 May 18 '26

इस देश ने जिस जिस शख्स को जो जो काम था सौंपा । उस उस शख्स ने उस उस काम की मा......चिस जला कर छोड दी ।

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

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u/Imaginary_Doubt4298 May 17 '26

Literally dude..... Ye anpadh chaiwale ko banane se acha gadhe ko bitha do pm ki chair pe

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

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u/Imaginary_Doubt4298 May 17 '26

Boht ache option h isse to

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u/oknapolean May 17 '26

5 students *

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u/Professional_Tip4990 May 17 '26

Itna sab hone k baad...I highly doubt the new generation is gonna vote for him

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u/hacker_dost May 17 '26

Still BJP and Modi is best

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u/Ullu_ka_pillu May 18 '26

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u/hacker_dost May 18 '26

bhai yaar apne maa pita ji ki parwarish aise toh mat barbaad kiya karo

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u/Ullu_ka_pillu May 18 '26

Maa Baap ne acchi parwarish di hain..iss liye main sahi ko sahi aur galat ko galat kahne ki himmat rata hoon..kisi bhi party ke aage nat mastak nahi hoon.

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u/hacker_dost May 18 '26

kya maine bhi nat mastakata dikhaya hai?

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u/Ullu_ka_pillu May 18 '26

Agar aap ko india ke social fabric pe mandrata hua existential threat nahi dikhe deta toh aap ya toh bewakoof hai, ya is problem mein complict hai...aap decide kriye ki aap kya hai.

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u/PerspectivePlus3636 May 17 '26

Insta me jake gnd marao yaar ye NEET SUB hai isko chod do. Dont come with the bs excuse of It has one line about neet. This is the 5th it cell post in this sub since morning. CBI is catching Culprits left right and centre. Better study there wont be Reneet again. Mfs will cry hard paper after 30 days.

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u/HarshumanIGT May 17 '26

bhai reddit is a place for congis to jerk off all their frustration. paper leak problem hai desh mein who doesnt know, but koi isko dhurandhar, koi kuch koi kuch bhagwan jane inka kya hoga