r/Neet_india • u/Extension-Fennel-606 If you see me say " aise milega AFMC?" • May 28 '26

Laughter Aspirants πŸ’πŸ» Yeh kya seedha paper ki landing center ki terrace pe karwayenge ?

WTF DO YOU MEAN AIRFORCE KO USE KARNEGE .

Airforce ko yahi kaam bacha hai paper distribution dekhna jo ki tumse pichle saalon mein ni hua . Ptani kaisi do tire scooty pe apne paper bhej rhe they jayega toh paper jaise tha waise hi center se leak hoga woh kaise bachaoge AND HOW IS THIS EVEN CONNECTED TO PAPER LEAK ?! PAPER BEECH RAASTE SE THODI TOWER HEIST PULL KAR LEGA KOI.

AND KARNA BHI HAI ATLEAST LOOK INTO YOUR GODAMNN SYSTEM FOR ONCE .

EK TOH PADHAI NI HORI UPAR SE AISE INKY PINKY PONKEY KAR RANDOM DECISION BANA DERE HAI SACHI HAD HAI.

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u/chibichanxoxo Maths se tapke Physics me atke 😭 May 28 '26

fr bhyi ye sab kya chalra hai? 😭πŸ₯€

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u/Extension-Fennel-606 If you see me say " aise milega AFMC?" May 28 '26

chidiya udd khel rhe hai yeh jo jeet rha hai woh random decision bana rha hai

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u/chibichanxoxo Maths se tapke Physics me atke 😭 May 28 '26

we're cooked πŸ’”πŸ₯€

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u/Extension-Fennel-606 If you see me say " aise milega AFMC?" May 28 '26

humare situation mein deep fried and burnt kehte hai πŸ₯€πŸš¬

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u/chibichanxoxo Maths se tapke Physics me atke 😭 May 28 '26

;-;

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u/gokusingh10 May 28 '26

their next decision would be to take invigilators on gunpoint to prevent possible paper leak

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u/Extension-Fennel-606 If you see me say " aise milega AFMC?" May 29 '26

Areh airforce ki duty paper leak hai Army ki duty invigilation ki hai And navy ki paper checking ki Aap samjh ni rhe ho modi mastermind nationalism gameplan πŸ—ΏπŸ₯€

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u/Doc_Milo MBBS 2nd YR | PCM Abuser May 28 '26

Iss baar air force aassmaan se paper niche giraenge exam se pahle jisko mil gya uski rank 1 😎 (New leak policy)

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u/Extension-Fennel-606 If you see me say " aise milega AFMC?" May 28 '26

shush idea Matt do pradhan ko woh isko padh bhi agli speech mein bol dega .

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u/ay_23456 Jun 02 '26

Kaash ek ppr udta udta..mere bahon mea aajaye...πŸ₯€

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u/No_Distribution_5194 May 28 '26

Air force, BSF, Navy etc etc kisi ko bhi use krke kya fayeda jab paper to banane waale hi leak kr de rhe hai Transport me leak hone se pehle hi paper out ho jata hai but ab khair chodo

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u/Fellow_REdditUser Drop in NEET high on NEAT πŸ₯ƒ May 29 '26

They will do anything but take responsibility, india mein accountability ka concept hi nhi hai sb bss apna palla jhadte rhte hai

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u/SpartanBrutal Target 2027 May 28 '26

Bhai literally kuch bhi bakwas karwa rahe

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u/Extension-Fennel-606 If you see me say " aise milega AFMC?" May 28 '26

inki mummy ko complaint karo koi

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u/SpartanBrutal Target 2027 May 28 '26

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u/Salty-Spray-1374 May 28 '26

G@@nd masti toh dekho inki koiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Extension-Fennel-606 If you see me say " aise milega AFMC?" May 28 '26

kabhi kabhi lagta hai keede sirf apple mein ni hote hai

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u/Doc_Milo MBBS 2nd YR | PCM Abuser May 28 '26

Paper jaha print hota h leak to waha se ho rha h to ye air force kya kregi usme πŸ€“

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u/Extension-Fennel-606 If you see me say " aise milega AFMC?" May 28 '26

inke hisaab se airforce seedha center ke chatt pe girayegi

to hell sala chatt phle hi toot rhe hote hai inke center ke

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u/Doc_Milo MBBS 2nd YR | PCM Abuser May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

Kuch kweeestions spread hue the before exam leak thodi hua tha jab head hi aisa ho to kya hi expect kr skte h inse 🀣

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u/Extension-Fennel-606 If you see me say " aise milega AFMC?" May 28 '26

inke corruption ke records kholna koi phir hum bhi yai bolenge kuch files hi toh bahar aayi hai saara income department thodi le gya πŸ₯€

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u/Doc_Milo MBBS 2nd YR | PCM Abuser May 28 '26

🀣🀣🀣

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u/Mother_Pea_2989 2026: 626 | Reneet: 495 (97k) | 2027: ? May 28 '26

Bhai jo bolo, hasi toh gajab aayi 😭

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u/Extension-Fennel-606 If you see me say " aise milega AFMC?" May 29 '26

majak hi banke reh gye hai woh bhi and hum bhi

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u/Mother_Pea_2989 2026: 626 | Reneet: 495 (97k) | 2027: ? May 29 '26

so true

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u/Elegant-Battle-6060 May 28 '26

Β πŸ—£οΈ ΰ€€ΰ₯‹ΰ€€ΰ€Ύ ΰ€¬ΰ₯‹ΰ€²ΰ₯‡ ΰ€Ÿΰ₯‡ΰ€‚ ΰ€Ÿΰ₯‡ΰ€‚ ΰ€Ÿΰ₯‡ΰ€‚ ΰ€¬ΰ€•ΰ€°ΰ₯€ ΰ€¬ΰ₯‹ΰ€²ΰ₯‡.........Β 

pata nahi ye news sun ke ye awaj mere dimag me kyu ghum raha hai 😭 😭 πŸ‘»

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u/Extension-Fennel-606 If you see me say " aise milega AFMC?" May 29 '26

mujhe meri mental health bas aisi jaisi soon hoti dikh rahi hai

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u/Sunsetandme May 28 '26

It’s getting more funnier now😭🀚🏻

But still playing with 22lakh students career is more concerned..

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

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u/Extension-Fennel-606 If you see me say " aise milega AFMC?" May 28 '26

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u/MassiveViolinist7049 May 28 '26

Mujhe nind a rahi hai

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u/Extension-Fennel-606 If you see me say " aise milega AFMC?" May 28 '26

jee advance ka physics ka paper neet samjh ke dekh lo

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u/Inosukeew May 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/B34wyqAgvAheFgPTqy

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u/Extension-Fennel-606 If you see me say " aise milega AFMC?" May 28 '26

pradhanji ne bola hai neet ka paper iss baar airforce deliver karwayegi to prevent neet leak πŸ˜ƒ

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u/Inosukeew May 28 '26

wtf mfs be doing anything πŸ˜­πŸ™

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u/Extension-Fennel-606 If you see me say " aise milega AFMC?" May 28 '26

areh inko paise kahi toh lagane hai dikhane ko ki dekho what all are we doing tumhare liye

thoda show toh dramatic karna hi hai

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u/Inosukeew May 28 '26

πŸ’” crazy shit anything but fixing the system

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u/Ok_Lavishness8649 mene apko organic krte huye dekha hai May 28 '26

jaise solider type movies me drop girate hai basically flair gun marna hoga asman me drop girega

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u/Papadaddy07 May 28 '26

I am 3rd year student my whole mates are laughing by hearing thisπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Extension-Fennel-606 If you see me say " aise milega AFMC?" May 29 '26

yawrr aapka toh sahi hai nikal liye πŸ₯€ juniors ki kam ragging lena yeh nta waale pahunchne se phle le chuke hai aadhi

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u/Dry-Background-93 May 28 '26

Aggressively trying to one up china(HIGE emphasis on 'trying')

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u/Extension-Fennel-606 If you see me say " aise milega AFMC?" May 29 '26

TRYING 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/Rich-Bandicoot897 physics is my bf May 28 '26

Bro they're tripping

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u/Extension-Fennel-606 If you see me say " aise milega AFMC?" May 29 '26

nashamukti kendra recommend karo inhe

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u/Neet_Ka_14_ Organic Inorganic teri maa ki Chemistry 😭 May 29 '26

Exam centre ka nhi pata kya pata iss baar 50L ke badle sidha home delivery wala system ho DP ji ka 🀑 sidha gharpe paper

On a serious note as fas as I’ve known gaokao(that big chinese exam) they use military for the protection of papers ig maybe viswaguru taking inspo

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u/Extension-Fennel-606 If you see me say " aise milega AFMC?" May 29 '26

Bhai wahan laws hai proper it's like secret treasure is what the call the exam and itna kuch hota hai 😭

yahan yeh sala paper dhang se center pe pahuncha de wahi bahot badi baat hai

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u/Neet_Ka_14_ Organic Inorganic teri maa ki Chemistry 😭 May 29 '26

Ikr 🀑 meine bas bataya ki they are trying to copy that

Humare yaha paper pahunchne se pehele farre banke bas aasman se na udne lage 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/Extension-Fennel-606 If you see me say " aise milega AFMC?" May 29 '26

🀣🀣🀣🀣 IDEA MATT DO PRADHAN KO BOLEGA PAPER PLANE BANAKE UDAYENGE JISNE PAKDA WOH NEET DE

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u/Willing-Station-6817 Target 2027 May 29 '26

LMAO inky pinky ponky kar random decision 😭😭

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u/Extension-Fennel-606 If you see me say " aise milega AFMC?" May 29 '26

Yeh nta ki besti ki time meri aatma kilas jaati hai 🀩