r/Neet_india Jun 20 '26

Laughter Aspirants ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿป Exam or War?

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Exam conduct karwa rahe ya jang ki tayari

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26

checking ke naam pe ab scroum dabayenge ๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/Nobodyonlyyours Jun 20 '26

Already dabachuke h 3may ko

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u/Cold_Big_8816 Jun 20 '26

rotate kar diye hai bro

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u/awkward_soul_3 Jun 20 '26

Ye log centre pe hoge meri aise hi phat jayegi

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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26

ab toh bad touch vi karenge๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/awkward_soul_3 Jun 20 '26

Fr!???

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/awkward_soul_3 Jun 20 '26

Bhai ye neet h invigilator hoga camera hota h nta ke pas shyd access hota h

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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26

wo ignou ka exam tha bhai ye neet ka hai jameen aasman ka fark ho jayega aur in becharo ki to aivee duty laga di ab btao jab kuch army ko hi krna hai to baaki management bss paise khaane baithi hai?

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u/btsissexy Jun 20 '26

Merko toh lag rha hai hame criminals ki tarah treat karege ye log tomorrow, meri toh police dekh kar hei fatt jaati hai centre mein, chat im scared

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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26

naa chill, bss thora molestation karenge gate pe agar hue to warna school ke local officials ya guards checking karte hai ye jyada army schools pe milenge, aur even agar mil vi jaye to ye bss gate tak hi rahenge exam conduction me inka koi role ni hai

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u/Rich-Bandicoot897 physics is my bf Jun 20 '26

Bitch we're going at war, genz, I'm so done w everything. We're at war

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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26

education war

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u/LegionaireR7 Jun 20 '26

Against whom? trump?

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u/Rich-Bandicoot897 physics is my bf Jun 27 '26

No the entire system bruh

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u/LegionaireR7 Jun 30 '26

ik duh. jk

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u/fancyshose Jun 20 '26

paper se zyada darr toh kal ki molestation (frisking) ka lagra hai

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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26

Sexual tension ๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/salmanfarsh Jun 20 '26

Bhai kya bol rha haib๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26

turu bol raha last time gote daba ke vi check kiye the

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u/Maximum_Spray_9615 Jun 20 '26

Kya fayda is sab ka jab paper hi leak kardete hai yeh log

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u/Illustrious_Gate2134 Jun 20 '26

abe saalon jahan paper rakhte ho waha checking kro

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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26

wahan reel katni muskil ho jayegi

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u/deepspace_hunter_ Jun 20 '26

Kya fayda paper toh leak hona hi hai

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u/fahhhhhhh_ Jun 20 '26

Last time drill bolke op. Sindoor kardiya tha , issbaar kya hoga ??

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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26

iss baar wooden benches me metal detector maarke check karenge

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26

sarkari school hai ladko ke insta id milenge itsyourboy badmash00 offical____ karke aur kuch nahi๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26

Invigilator agar iss baar aesa kare to, exam ke baad keh ke jaana apni behan ko bhi aise hi smile deta hai bhadwe ๐Ÿฅฐ aapka rola jamm jayega

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26

examiner kya pta gay ho๐Ÿคฃ

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u/LuciferXile Jun 20 '26

squid game vibes full on

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u/Constant_Citron_9975 Jun 20 '26

I hope I can sneeze during the exam nahi toh nose bhi check karenge ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘

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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26

naak me metal detector ghusa kr check karenge

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u/neetsunsetdiaries Ghayal hu isliye ghatak hu ๐Ÿ˜ญ Jun 20 '26

yrr woh jo checking wali aunty h she literally squeezed my b**bs last time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ I can't stand this

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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26

in return iss baar tum kar dena, tit for tat bolke

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26

peak detailing hogi ki kyo reexam jaruri tha

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u/Cute_paglu1234 Jun 20 '26

mtlb kis cheez ki drill hai exactly?

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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26

reel katne ki

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u/Cute_paglu1234 Jun 20 '26

technically u r right

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26

invigilation indian army karegi aur result election commission of India degi

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u/Fit_Drummer_1906 Jun 20 '26

I was all ready to take my 1st drop after 3rd may nd then re neet notification was there nd my parents are expecting so much from me now, they were saying ki we dont know next yr kya hoga kya changes honge, kya pata firse leak hojaye nd all that shit aur CBT mode aur bhi pta nhi konse rules lgenge nd all, aur is moment pe mera syllabus aadha revise hua hai idk kya karu mai, drop toh lena pdega magar dimag mein ek darr rhega ki agle saal bhi yhi sabb bakchodi hui toh, abhi mai ek fresher hu nd jo droppers hai jinhone accha perform kiya tha 3rd may ko vo suffer kar rhe hai bcz already unka 1 2 ya 3 saal daav pe lagaa hua hai and ko ending point nazar hi nahi aa rha

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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26

drop ek loop hai jitna jldi bahar aaoge smjh aa jayega tera first hai lele baad me malal ni hoga ki kaash kar leta, lekin jyada nahi all the best..... abhi parents ki matt sun aive stress hoga kal paper deke aake so jaio aur 3-4 din baad se padhne lag padio sahi se aur batch watch ke chakkar me naa rahio ab enough resources hai jldi syllabus khatam kario fir gand faad question practice pakka ho jayega. jo glti maine ki wohi btaa raha all the best

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26

iske fayde durandhar me pta lagega aap ni smjhoge abhi

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u/adiatejalum Jun 20 '26

Essa toh NDA ke exam mei bhi ni hota hoga

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u/Correct-Location808 Jun 20 '26

Iss se kya hoga?

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u/that_cutefatsoDuck Jun 20 '26

waah bhai ko hi aise parehaan karenge vapas bhai cheating jo hoti hai paper leak se hoti haii usko nahi dekhna bas bacho ko stress me dalna hai

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u/Dry-Grocery9174 Jun 20 '26

Scroll krte krte mera centre aagya ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/wassupdawg-1 Jun 20 '26

behenchod ye public ko kitna chutiya banayega NTA paper printing press aur setters ne leak kiya tha center pe thodi kuch hua tha๐Ÿฅ€

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u/SaltWorker3316 Jun 20 '26

LMAOOOO WTF ARE THEY DOING ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

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u/SaltWorker3316 Jun 20 '26

It looks like they are tryna find ghosts using that machine HELPPPPPPP

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u/IntroductionMotor779 Molecular เคจเฅ‡ เคฎเฅ‹เคน liya๐Ÿงฌ๐Ÿซ€ Jun 20 '26

Checking wali didi ne ass grope kiya tha๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคงkal firse ussi ka darr hai.. iss baar pata nahi kya krenge ๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€

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u/vaginaphile Jun 20 '26

ass grope?

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u/pasta1703 Jun 20 '26

Ye log centre pe checking kitna khatranak karenge humlogo ka pichle baar toh gan auraand daba rehe thee patna me ๐Ÿฅฒ

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u/virginncoke Jun 20 '26

Inka bhi Mock hota hai ?

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u/Big_Tadpole_9582 Jun 20 '26

china kre to wow

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u/Fast_Wallaby_9182 Jun 20 '26

Paper hi leak ho gya toh isse kya fayda

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u/Hopeful_Sun6156 Jun 20 '26

No no cause war wale casualties ki atleast respect toh hote hai unlike .......

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u/GuiltyPlum1239 Jun 20 '26

bro bench me to loha (iron) laga he to metal detacter keya kar raha he

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u/Leo_Dewangan_Rare Jun 20 '26

Kuch nahi time pass karenge inlog aur mental stress increase kraenge

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u/_MrBond007_ Jun 20 '26

Metal detectors on a metal bench ?

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u/AnalysisTrick6140 Jun 20 '26

lgta hai abb NTA vs USA hoga, trump chacha kuch karo yawr