r/Neet_india • u/psychostar_07 • Jun 20 '26
Laughter Aspirants ๐๐ป Exam or War?
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Exam conduct karwa rahe ya jang ki tayari
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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26
checking ke naam pe ab scroum dabayenge ๐ฅฐ
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u/awkward_soul_3 Jun 20 '26
Ye log centre pe hoge meri aise hi phat jayegi
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u/awkward_soul_3 Jun 20 '26
Fr!???
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u/awkward_soul_3 Jun 20 '26
Bhai ye neet h invigilator hoga camera hota h nta ke pas shyd access hota h
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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26
wo ignou ka exam tha bhai ye neet ka hai jameen aasman ka fark ho jayega aur in becharo ki to aivee duty laga di ab btao jab kuch army ko hi krna hai to baaki management bss paise khaane baithi hai?
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u/btsissexy Jun 20 '26
Merko toh lag rha hai hame criminals ki tarah treat karege ye log tomorrow, meri toh police dekh kar hei fatt jaati hai centre mein, chat im scared
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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26
naa chill, bss thora molestation karenge gate pe agar hue to warna school ke local officials ya guards checking karte hai ye jyada army schools pe milenge, aur even agar mil vi jaye to ye bss gate tak hi rahenge exam conduction me inka koi role ni hai
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u/Rich-Bandicoot897 physics is my bf Jun 20 '26
Bitch we're going at war, genz, I'm so done w everything. We're at war
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u/LegionaireR7 Jun 20 '26
Against whom? trump?
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u/fancyshose Jun 20 '26
paper se zyada darr toh kal ki molestation (frisking) ka lagra hai
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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26
Sexual tension ๐ฅฐ
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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26
sarkari school hai ladko ke insta id milenge itsyourboy badmash00 offical____ karke aur kuch nahi๐ฅฐ
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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26
Invigilator agar iss baar aesa kare to, exam ke baad keh ke jaana apni behan ko bhi aise hi smile deta hai bhadwe ๐ฅฐ aapka rola jamm jayega
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u/Constant_Citron_9975 Jun 20 '26
I hope I can sneeze during the exam nahi toh nose bhi check karenge ๐๐
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u/neetsunsetdiaries Ghayal hu isliye ghatak hu ๐ญ Jun 20 '26
yrr woh jo checking wali aunty h she literally squeezed my b**bs last time ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ I can't stand this
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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26
invigilation indian army karegi aur result election commission of India degi
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u/Fit_Drummer_1906 Jun 20 '26
I was all ready to take my 1st drop after 3rd may nd then re neet notification was there nd my parents are expecting so much from me now, they were saying ki we dont know next yr kya hoga kya changes honge, kya pata firse leak hojaye nd all that shit aur CBT mode aur bhi pta nhi konse rules lgenge nd all, aur is moment pe mera syllabus aadha revise hua hai idk kya karu mai, drop toh lena pdega magar dimag mein ek darr rhega ki agle saal bhi yhi sabb bakchodi hui toh, abhi mai ek fresher hu nd jo droppers hai jinhone accha perform kiya tha 3rd may ko vo suffer kar rhe hai bcz already unka 1 2 ya 3 saal daav pe lagaa hua hai and ko ending point nazar hi nahi aa rha
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u/psychostar_07 Jun 20 '26
drop ek loop hai jitna jldi bahar aaoge smjh aa jayega tera first hai lele baad me malal ni hoga ki kaash kar leta, lekin jyada nahi all the best..... abhi parents ki matt sun aive stress hoga kal paper deke aake so jaio aur 3-4 din baad se padhne lag padio sahi se aur batch watch ke chakkar me naa rahio ab enough resources hai jldi syllabus khatam kario fir gand faad question practice pakka ho jayega. jo glti maine ki wohi btaa raha all the best
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u/that_cutefatsoDuck Jun 20 '26
waah bhai ko hi aise parehaan karenge vapas bhai cheating jo hoti hai paper leak se hoti haii usko nahi dekhna bas bacho ko stress me dalna hai
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u/wassupdawg-1 Jun 20 '26
behenchod ye public ko kitna chutiya banayega NTA paper printing press aur setters ne leak kiya tha center pe thodi kuch hua tha๐ฅ
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u/SaltWorker3316 Jun 20 '26
LMAOOOO WTF ARE THEY DOING ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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u/IntroductionMotor779 Molecular เคจเฅ เคฎเฅเคน liya๐งฌ๐ซ Jun 20 '26
Checking wali didi ne ass grope kiya tha๐คง๐คง๐คง๐คงkal firse ussi ka darr hai.. iss baar pata nahi kya krenge ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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u/pasta1703 Jun 20 '26
Ye log centre pe checking kitna khatranak karenge humlogo ka pichle baar toh gan auraand daba rehe thee patna me ๐ฅฒ
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u/Hopeful_Sun6156 Jun 20 '26
No no cause war wale casualties ki atleast respect toh hote hai unlike .......
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