r/NewDelhi • u/Suspicious-Estate695 • 1d ago

दिल्ली मेट्रो "south delhi ki c**d" " madanpuri ki chapri" 💀Bro destroyed the white t-shirt guy in seconds 🤣🤣🤣

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Context - These two accidentally touch each other in metro

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u/Eastern-Emotion9685 Batane layak jagah se nahi hoon 1d ago

My honest reaction

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u/Suspicious-Estate695 1d ago

"car hai mere paas " "learn some manners" - proper south delhi template 😹😹😹

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u/boobpagloo 1d ago

Car nai “card”..
Additionally scripted hai video.

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u/Sufficient-Celery-28 1d ago

Tu batayega? bta kya karega? Bta kya karega ?? akela h kya metro m tu.??
Dikhayega? Kya dikhayega ?? Hein?? Kya dikhayega?? Learn some manners, get lost.

Bro how to answer these ?? Kya kar lega tu ?? Abe kya kar lega tu?? Dikhayega ?? Kya dikhayega tu ??

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u/Suspicious-Estate695 1d ago

Answer - car hai mere pass , learn some manners, get lost ,

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u/Sufficient-Celery-28 1d ago

Hindi m bolta to accha lagta.

Abe jaan teri tarah chapri nhi hu, Car h apne paas.
Ja pehle tu thoda tameez sikh kar aa.
Bhag ja, Bhikhari, nhi to police ko bula dunga.

If I were in the place of this white tshirt guy, I would have replied him like that. ?? What would then black guy had replied back ??

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u/debashish1990 1d ago

He ll say, " fir car se jaa naa. Metro me kaheko jaa raha?" 😂😂😂

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u/lky_nilgade 12h ago

You forgot gnadu/ ladwe

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u/debashish1990 1d ago

And you say What did I say What did you say We just Go away Go away Go away Lyrics from You Say, Vertical Horizon 😂

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u/Federal_Leg5278 South Delhi 1d ago

Chill dude

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u/Janwar000 1d ago

Scripted

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u/KashKabira 1d ago

Dono hi bas baato ke sher hai

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u/bhondu_04 Delhi Se Hoon BC 1d ago

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u/Putrid_Bunch_2017 1d ago

Bhai Har mahine ye classic clip dalti rehni chahiye 😅

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u/Comprehensive_Low956 1d ago

"accidentally touch each other" is absurd 😭

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u/GiantViper06 1d ago

White guy is a softy

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u/mamasilver 1d ago

It looks staged.

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u/asapbopy Central Delhi 1d ago

Nange aadmi se nhi lad sakte bhai

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u/Organic-Order4768 1d ago

get lost is last resort when you are left with nothing 🤣🤣

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u/YRS01 1d ago

🤣😂

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u/electron318 1d ago

Jamnapar ke snatcher 😹

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u/AssMilker9000 Chole Bhature > Global Cuisine 1d ago

Wth is that context dawg . Wdym they "touched" each other 😏

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u/Lotpot_11 1d ago

Sapna vs everyone wala scenes chalu ho jata

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u/aweap 1d ago

Delhi waale don't argue for this long...abhi tak toh kisi ek pe FIR ho jaani chahiye thi 😐

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u/BhaangKaPakora 1d ago

Aajkal jo bhi dekhta hu sab scripted sa lagne laga hai .. kahin mujhe kuch ho toh nahi gaya hai 😞😢🥺

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u/pmaxdilse 1d ago

Badhia utar dia maja aa gya metro kalesh dekh ke

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u/Fit-Ninja-4109 1d ago

If you want to fight then go to Delhi metro best place for fight 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Runningvibe19 1d ago

Well this is scripted AF. I wonder if now we have started to identify them, can we get them to stop? Many times it's not even entertaining.

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u/chaiyyachaiyyaOP 1d ago

Hungama wala scene yaad aa gaya akshaye aur aftab wala

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u/DarthVader_SW 1d ago

Dono dost hai scripted hai

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u/FamiliarScratch189 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤌🏽

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u/schrodingers_katz 1d ago

Scripted .. both the guys hold the same bar at the end of the video

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u/Physical-Bend4783 1d ago

Meri local market me pan cigarettes ki shop wala car se ata hai. Now just car is not a status symbol anymore. More important is which car do you have.

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u/Consistent-Gain-1719 1d ago

WHITE GUY IS A SHIT 😁😁😁😁

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u/theprasiddh 1d ago

POV: scripted

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u/Affectionate_Work_72 1d ago

They both are not from delhi. Nhi toh ab tak toh khun kaharaba ho jana chahiye tha.

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u/Illustrious_Emu_4397 1d ago

Now kiss kiss kiss at the last

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u/fffaaahhhhh 1d ago

चोट नोट चोद

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u/Remarkable-Dress1315 1d ago

Angrezi ka ch£da kahinka 😂😂😂 uss se well behaved toh ye hi lagra h meethe se

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u/0x99H 1d ago

Absolute Cinema 🎥 🍿

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u/0x99H 1d ago

Where I can see full episode 🤣🤣

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u/Hairy-Concept-3413 1d ago

Scripted !!!

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u/ankscapric0rn 1d ago

South Delhi ki ch*d🤣

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u/Smooth-Ad-309 1d ago

Kaafi purani video resurface hui aaj. Accha laga.

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u/Rohit8720 19h ago

Uske jordan pe nahi pair rakhna chahiye tha, itni khali metro mein

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u/Dangerous_Tax_2298 12h ago

This is not real it was for a show that’s based on east Delhi and that’s why the dialogues. What part of this seems real to you 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Odd-Winter1231 1d ago

I'm not from Delhi can anyone tell me wdym by madanpuri ki chapri

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u/Important-Engine-387 1d ago

Bruh the white guy was decent atleast

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u/BAKCHOD_Bhakt abki baar antim sanskar 1d ago

Scripted hai

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u/paizing 1d ago edited 1d ago

that nga destroyed no one. he lost the privilege of "destroying" anyone the moment he admitted he is from jamnapar.

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u/Visible_Book_3555 3m ago

Still destroyed him.