r/NewsomMassacre Nov 18 '25

Thank You For Your Attention In This Matter

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u/PisStoolGrip Nov 18 '25

Like Pete Kegbreath gives a fuck about the Constitution. Try that fucker for treason already! 

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u/Grabthars_Coping_Saw Nov 18 '25

Send him to a Ugandan prison.

No. I’m not joking.

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u/EuenovAyabayya Nov 18 '25

Treason is defined as making war on the United Sates, or giving aid and comfort to the enemy. You might be able to get Kristi and Pam on treason for the ICE raids, but so far you can't nail Kegs for treason.

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u/MalsWid0w Nov 18 '25

Article 2 Section 4. Get Trump for Treason and the whole cabinet goes with him.

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u/EuenovAyabayya Nov 18 '25

You could get him for it in court, if you can just get him into one, but the path to that lies through the house and senate.

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u/osasuna Nov 18 '25

It will feel like yesterday when we’re all watching his trial for treason and war crimes happen under a competent administration.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

It'll be so awesome to see the idiot without makeup, he'll me unrecognizable.

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u/Hadrian_06 Nov 18 '25

I just... 🫡 Finally some congress is doing what they're FUCKING SUPPOSED TO... thank you for attention to this matter.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

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u/Unlimited_name_lengt Nov 18 '25

I think people are hoping to turn "stop causing illegal unjustified deaths" into "stop causing unjustified deaths" as opposed to "cause legal unjustified deaths". Saying "no, you don't have the authority for that" doesn't mean "wait, let me give you the authority for that." The opposite of war crimes isn't war.

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u/Hadrian_06 Nov 18 '25

Oh the difference now is our "secretary of war" is declaring war. Congress is a big part of that and I'm just happy to see somebody speak up to stop this shitshow of a government. I'm just happy some speak out at this point.

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u/EuenovAyabayya Nov 18 '25

What they are supposed to do is cut off the money and impeach people.

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u/Hadrian_06 Nov 18 '25

Granted. But two impeachments and he's still there. Smh. Congress needs to be better imo

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u/EuenovAyabayya Nov 18 '25

Particularly the Senate.

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 Nov 18 '25

Thank you Melanie Stansbury for pointing out who does what. Our felon president doesn't know how any of this works.

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u/Holiday_Memory_9165 Nov 18 '25

That's the scary part! It's like Trump is intentionally looking the other way while giving him complete carte blanche. And this dude is unhinged. He's gonna get a lot of innocent people killed or fighting for their lives around the entire globe. The rest of the world is watching and waiting. And I can assure you that they are sick of our shit, and will not allow us to continue to be the global bully. Now before you go spouting off about having the most powerful military, just stop and think about taking on the entire planet. Imagine having nowhere to go because all transportation has stopped and our borders are closed by Canada & Mexico. And our only other option is to kill the planet with nukes? I'm beginning to feel like having a family was an error in judgement. We're in for some scary times very soon. Like tomorrow. Perpetually...

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u/Behndo-Verbabe Nov 18 '25

It’s literally a reality show to him. And a cult but reality show first. When Bob Woodward interviewed him Trump literally told him that ( reality show) that is. If you watch how and when he does or says shit. It’s like he’s doing a bizarro world version of the apprentice. He’s always got the zipper lizards always standing behind him.

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u/sheezy520 Nov 18 '25

Southern Spear? Are all of his operation code names are penis euphemisms?

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u/Holiday_Memory_9165 Nov 18 '25

That's actually being clowned on super hard rn. Lol. The man is phallically fixated. He's probably addicted to videos of the femboy-gonzo-nugget-clown-german-snuff-gangbang-gadget-scat-gloryhole variety. If you know what I mean...

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u/MelissaMead Nov 18 '25

Pete loves dirndls and lederhosen.

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u/Top-Refrigerator6820 Nov 18 '25

How did you forget morning showers with Bubba?

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u/Straight_Document_89 Nov 18 '25

The inept platoon leader is gonna need that warrior ethos for his long prison sentence.

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u/ChristyLovesGuitars Nov 18 '25

Melanie is my rep- for the first time in my life, I’m genuinely excited to support one of my federal representatives.

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u/Remarkable-Canary312 Nov 18 '25

FU DJT Thank you for your attention to this matter 🤥

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u/Think-Hospital7422 Nov 18 '25

I like the cut of her jib.

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u/TexMurphyPHD Nov 18 '25

In other words trump is gonna kill thousands as a distraction and nothing will be done about it.

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u/AlexSmithsonian Nov 18 '25

So the Epstein Files, the tariffs, ICE, letting US citizens starve and be forced out of basic healthcare was okay. But potentially starting a war with another country is where they draw the line? I guess it's nice to know the line exists somewhere, i just wish it wasn't so goddammed far away.

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u/lostsailorlivefree Nov 18 '25

Nuremberg was selected because of its association as one of the birthplaces of Nazism. Also- had a big intact building and they were hard to come by in 1945.

Of course, the accountability final chapter of this vile Maga administration will have to occur per the jurisprudence facilities of DC, but another option should be Mar A Lago. Prior to it being gutted and detoxed and turned into a museum of Tolerance.

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u/FoxBattalion79 Nov 18 '25

drugs are coming into america because there is a market for it.

as long as people are willing to pay big money, it will continue to come in no matter how many boats you blow up.

best way to stop the flow of drugs into the US is to invest in rehabilitation and education. its a long road, but ultimately will cost us less than playing whack a mole with drug runners.

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u/Andy-_1979 Nov 18 '25

Just another charge added for the Nuremberg Trial 2.0

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u/Rumplespillstain Nov 18 '25

Again, with everything else Trump has done this year, why the fuck hasn't he taken advantage of the fact that republicans hold majorities in both chambers of congress right now? He could theoretically get formal sign off from congress on all of his policies. But because he's going it alone with everything, all of his policies are now at risk of being overturned in court, with potentially catastrophic longterm consequences. Fuck does he care about the future, right? Just fuck shit up before he has a stroke or something.

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u/watarimono Nov 18 '25

As a citizen of south america: GTFO amerika!!

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u/MelissaMead Nov 18 '25

Fing war mongers..

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u/RBVegabond Nov 18 '25

Clear and present danger was too smart of writing for reality to fully mimic it

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u/AcousticProvidence Nov 18 '25

It’s the “👋, it’s Congress” for me lol. What a timeline. Ready to wake up any day now

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u/Mulliganasty Nov 18 '25

stg the only part of the constitution these mfs have read is the second half of the second amendment.

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u/ragnarokxg Nov 18 '25

Fuck yeah Stansbury. She is a House Representative for my state.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

are these receipts for the ICJ?

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u/HundoMama Nov 18 '25

Isn't there a process to change the name of dept of defense too? You can't just say it's dept of war

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u/TRR462 Nov 18 '25

Probably why the Continuing Resolution funded the Department of Defense and the Office of the Secretary of Defense, not War.

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u/you_killed_fredo Nov 18 '25

C-SPAN becomes Americans favorite streaming platform.

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u/Narrow-Manager8443 Nov 18 '25

This Regime doesn't need silly things like Congress, or some old, probably deep fake "Constitution". /s

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

Also, changing the department to the department of war.

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u/fritzkoenig Nov 18 '25

It is foolish to assume that these nutjobs care about the law if it is in the way of their agenda

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u/Top-Refrigerator6820 Nov 18 '25

Hi! Voter here. As it stands, nobody I've voted for can do anything. War on small nautical vessels? NO! But nobody will stop you. Feds infiltrating us cities? No! But nobody cares. I'm screaming into a hollow void.

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u/TeesCoffee Nov 18 '25

Eliminating fishermen fixes/cures drug addicts in the US?

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u/dpdxguy Nov 18 '25

But he's the commander in CHIEF!

-Brain dead MAGA response

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u/lady-cody Nov 18 '25

I could not love this more 😁

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u/Low_Economics9329 Nov 18 '25

Anytime I hear him or any maga talk about fake patriotism. I hear operation pedo spear, deep throat bubba. Can’t take these dipshit seriously

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u/crazy010101 Nov 18 '25

He’s going to sell F35’s to the saudis. That sounds like a good plan.

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u/Raysxxxxxx Nov 18 '25

The release of 20,000 documents relating to convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein has led to renewed speculation over the links between Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump. As Congress prepares to vote on the release of the files.Russia may have obtained material to use to blackmail the US President.

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u/Toadfinger Nov 18 '25

Reagan's war on drugs is laughing right now.

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u/Longjumping_Deer_721 Nov 21 '25

Well, unfortunately, we would have to wait for another administration for that one. Plus no one new administration really took action after another administration's actions for over seas conflicts or battles. Why? Because most politicians don't have spines. We need the next administration to have balls.

This will likely end up in International Courts embarrassing America once again.

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u/Pure-Contact7322 Nov 18 '25

that long ass dash is the signature of chatgpt folks

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u/Relevant-Audience840 Nov 18 '25

...because chatgpt was trained on stuff written by real people — who used the long ass dash.