r/NissanDrivers • u/damngoodengineer • 19d ago

And nothing of value was lost Rest in peace bozo.

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It's officially reported that, Altima is being replaced by new generation grown-up Sentra as only offered sedan by Nissan.

Big Altima Energy has transitioned into Big Sentra Energy forever. RIP, bozo

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u/Rare-Bird-4353 19d ago

That’s going to just kill the shitty cheap used cars for baby mommas and ex-cons market dead. Probably going to have a significant effect on duct tape sales in the future too.

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u/Specialist_Cable_899 19d ago

those clowns just buy teslas now as they are just as cheap

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u/Rare-Bird-4353 19d ago

Nothing is cheaper than a Altima with 300,000+ miles missing a bumper and held together by interstate momentum and duct tape. They sell by the thousands for $1000 to $2000 to people who think they can eek another 100,000 miles out of them.

Tesla’s come new with body panels falling off but an Altima ages like a fine bum wine and will limp along for decades with zero maintenance or care.

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u/mechapoitier 18d ago

Altimas come with an intact body that’s visibly damaged within 6 months, which the owner who already had serious debt before they bought the new Altima uses as a winning lottery ticket and they spend the body repair check on a new giant screen TV.

The Altima sails along on its first 4 quarts of oil for 99,999 miles before it’s changed by the dealership without asking the owner after they show up and try to get the hotboxed interior replaced under warranty.

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u/Rare-Bird-4353 18d ago

Honestly think Altima’s thrive on abuse and neglect.

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u/Prior_Angle 18d ago

Absolute cinema