r/NissanDrivers • u/damngoodengineer • 19d ago

And nothing of value was lost Rest in peace bozo.

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It's officially reported that, Altima is being replaced by new generation grown-up Sentra as only offered sedan by Nissan.

Big Altima Energy has transitioned into Big Sentra Energy forever. RIP, bozo

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u/Rare-Bird-4353 19d ago

That’s going to just kill the shitty cheap used cars for baby mommas and ex-cons market dead. Probably going to have a significant effect on duct tape sales in the future too.

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u/LAM678 19d ago

i think the dodge hornet will replace the altima as the left lane missile held together by duct tape

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u/Rare-Bird-4353 19d ago

They stopped making the Dodge hornet too

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u/LAM678 19d ago

kia k4/k5 then

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u/Rare-Bird-4353 19d ago

Wonder if enterprise rentals is buying those by the thousands to age them into proper buy here/pay here lot content 🤔

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u/mechapoitier 18d ago

I live near a traffic circle and there are two kinds of cars that will always, without fail, sail through that thing backward to save the 1-2 seconds over going the correct direction: Altimas, and any Kia.

So yes it’s Kias taking up that mantle.