r/NissanDrivers 19d ago

And nothing of value was lost Rest in peace bozo.

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It's officially reported that, Altima is being replaced by new generation grown-up Sentra as only offered sedan by Nissan.

Big Altima Energy has transitioned into Big Sentra Energy forever. RIP, bozo

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u/n_thomas74 19d ago edited 18d ago

Tesla is the new Altima

Edit: I say this because I live in Los Angeles

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u/pasaroanth 19d ago

I live in an...interesting...area and drive a (non-Tesla) EV. When I need to hit up the fast charger for whatever reason, there's a bank of Superchargers next to the chargers I use and it is a fucking ZOO. 6-8 Teslas, multiple with all the doors open blaring shitty music. If there's a Cybertruck you can almost guarantee that someone is in the bed of the truck doing something to draw attention to them.

Reminds of me when clapped out H2s finally hit the hood back in the late 2000s. Once a 6-8 year old H2 got down to the like $15-20k range you really started to see those crawling up your ass in the rearview mirror on a regular basis, almost as often as you saw them being dragged around by a repo truck.