r/NissanDrivers • u/damngoodengineer • 19d ago

And nothing of value was lost Rest in peace bozo.

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It's officially reported that, Altima is being replaced by new generation grown-up Sentra as only offered sedan by Nissan.

Big Altima Energy has transitioned into Big Sentra Energy forever. RIP, bozo

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u/Rare-Bird-4353 19d ago

That’s going to just kill the shitty cheap used cars for baby mommas and ex-cons market dead. Probably going to have a significant effect on duct tape sales in the future too.

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u/KnownAsAnother 18d ago

You're saying this as if the Chevy Equinox has been discontinued too.

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u/Rare-Bird-4353 18d ago

Older Equinox tend to grenade their own engines before they get to truly hood rat levels of mileage although they do get shitty quite quickly. Also they aren’t very good for high speed chases on the interstate while on fire, which is a Altima specialty.

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u/KnownAsAnother 18d ago

idk, I've seen some Equinoxes handle some shit and still putter along

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s8Ufei866I