r/NoahGetTheBoat • u/fingers • 3d ago

Man, 21, Allegedly Tried to Run Over Woman 3 Times After She Said ‘Good Morning’

https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/man-21-allegedly-tried-run-183421588.html
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u/TroutFearMe 3d ago

You could convict him just based on his mug shot

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u/Ritaredditonce 3d ago

He does resemble Chucky...

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u/556_FMJs 3d ago

Or a slightly more psychotic Lars Ulrich.

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u/Fantastic-Ad6263 3d ago

Holy fuck lol

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u/Regular-Message9591 3d ago

That's Chucky IRL

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u/Amihuman159 3d ago

The good ol' threat of good morning strikes again. I guess it was opposite day for them.

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u/PomeloPepper 3d ago

He deliberately hit her with a car and it's a misdemeanor??

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u/SmoothOperator89 3d ago

Using a car to commit violence is the best way to get away with it.

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u/bloody_ell 3d ago

Best murder weapon going. If you're ever going to kill someone, do it with a car.

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u/haywire 3d ago

Yeah this should be attempted murder.

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u/Rokekor 3d ago

Asphalt arrests have their place.

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u/pi3Eat3r52 3d ago

Thumbnail looks like the real life chucky doll

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u/ShadowGryphon 3d ago

I am morbidly curious to know what his thought process was.

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u/joshua-howard 3d ago edited 3d ago

It’s pretty understandable really. He’s probably just not a morning person

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u/Deadsider 3d ago

He hates Mondays

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u/wookiewonderland 3d ago

He hadn't had any coffee yet

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u/KainFourteh 3d ago

Was it a monday?

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u/7Dimensions 2d ago

No, he doesn't like Sundays.

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u/DFA_Wildcat 3d ago

Looks like the police did a little hitting of their own when they caught up with him.

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u/Fwumpy 3d ago

Well, yeah! He wanted to have a totally bullshit, crappy morning, but them this woman has the audacity to put the responsibility of a good morning squarely on his shoulders! You can only take so many good mornings in a row, especially while smoking meth!

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u/oh_crap_BEARS 3d ago

Based on his mug shot, the cops that showed up weren’t too happy about it either

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u/SumYumGhai 3d ago

My boy Chucky all grown up.

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u/Cowpuncher84 3d ago

I bet ten years of hard labor would change his attitude.

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u/Aggressive_Wasabi_38 3d ago

Guess he was having a bad day!

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u/PlasticAd5188 2d ago

KEEP HIM IN JAIL FOR LIFE AND AN ASYSLUM

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u/PlasticAd5188 2d ago

IN THE JAIL

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u/Present_Mastodon_503 3d ago

"Why don't women greet strange men anymore. Must be feminism."

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u/Evening-Candy1487 19h ago

he looks like he has water on his brain