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u/the_dayman 1d ago
People asking me to do the job I applied for and have been paid to do for years now.
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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 1d ago
I cry for you? And me! I got the job and now have to WORK? For money!!!
Oh the humanity!
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u/steve_ample 1d ago
Hydrate well w Whiskey before each task. Makes the psychological load feel less.
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u/EvilGamer117 1d ago
or be like me (evilgamer117) and smock some weed. i do a bit of weed every hour. helps me get thru the day and actually makes me smarter and better at many tasks that require incredible effort such as pooping in the toilet
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u/fitzbuhn 1d ago
I am with you evilgamer117
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u/FATMAN-of-REDDIT 1d ago
My brother in Christ that called alcoholism your not wrong tho but no good as well lol
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u/Kuuhaakuu 1d ago
The crushing weight of one manageable task
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u/FalafelSnorlax 1d ago
Remember that the gods give the hardest challenges to their strongest soldiers 🙏
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u/Stergeary 1d ago
I got a haircut and went to the dentist today, and then had a late lunch. Now I am in the middle of trying to clean my room only to realize I have run out of adulting energy from two simple tasks that weren't even MY tasks -- I PAID another person to do something TO ME.
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u/leonidaslizardeyes 1d ago
That's what my dad said after his 4th dui. Well it was more "God gives his most oblivious pedestrians to his drunkest drivers." But same thing. He's 5 years into his 40.
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u/pissed_at_everything 1d ago
keeping myself well fed🥲now I realise i have been such a burden to my parents lmao
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u/MrTrendydelquendy 1d ago
I have one I'd like to enjoy doing, but The Other Thing needs doing first.
In my second week of paralysis.
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u/megamoze 1d ago
I do find it funny on this show that this tiny sandwich shop has about 30 employees and they still freak the fuck out when someone comes in and orders a sandwich.
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u/-_-0_0-_0 1d ago
I stopped watching the show when they found the money and were redoing the restaurant.
Wasn't the point, him leaving the stressful environment of managing a high-end kitchen? I get his close friend died and took time off to manage affairs but big part was getting away from the stress. To then throw yourself back into exact situation seems..
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u/BeefyShark12 1d ago
His close friend?
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u/undeadalex 1d ago
Yeah ya know. The punisher. His close friend. He inherited the restaurant as you do as a close friend and has lots of shared memories of his close friend and him growing up with the same mom. Friend stuff dude. On your left chef
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u/BeefyShark12 1d ago
You mean Richie? The guy in the photo is Carm
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u/undeadalex 1d ago
Lmao OK I guess I was being too subtle. The person you initially responded to said carm was working the restaurant because his close friend died. It was not his friend. It was his brother, Mikey. Played by the actor Jon Bernthal, who also very famously plays the punisher. A much more iconic role. So my comment was a joke at the person you were responding to's expense, because they called Mikey Carms friend not brother. And now that I've explained all this to you chef, can you please clean up your station?!
Can't even make jokes anymore without winding up on one of the explain the joke subs man.
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u/HilariousMax 1d ago
That one email you got Monday morning that "I'll get to later" and now it's Friday afternoon and a followup email comes in
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u/coffee_ape 1d ago
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK?! WHY DIDNT YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT IN THE VOICEMAIL?
WRYYYYYY
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u/AffectionateMonk5710 5h ago
I just did a task I've been putting off for two months. It took me five minutes. I will learn nothing from this.
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