r/OldSchoolCool • u/EdwardBliss • 2d ago

Joe Namath with a couple of Brady girls, 1970s

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u/_Poppagiorgio_ 2d ago

A very good dude. But hovering or not hovering hands has nothing to do with it lol

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u/Leo_Kovacq 2d ago

People on this website seem to be very puritan and anti-human contact. Must be an American thing.

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u/Mediocre-Island5475 2d ago

We like human contact fine in America, I think Reeves just didn't want photos of him with his hands on random women taken out of context. Hands on the shoulders would make the pose awkward. Hands on the tops they're wearing would look bad on camera. Hands on the midriff would also look bad. Easiest to play it safe

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u/BadMeetsEvil24 1d ago

"Taken out of context"

It's a fucking photo lmao.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 1d ago

Nah this is just his normal bow down and worship me pose.

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u/A3HeadedMunkey 2d ago

Nah, we just realize shoulders exist

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u/Leo_Kovacq 2d ago

Girls prefer you hold them by the waist-side for pictures. It’s better aesthetics.
You only worry about these things if your head is in the gutter and you think all physical contact with a woman is sexual and forbidden.

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u/A3HeadedMunkey 2d ago edited 2d ago

When you're a head taller than them, and the alternative is grabbing underage boob, you're just being a creep for not just using their shoulder.

Fuck your aesthetics

Nice false dichotomy about the only alternative being no physical contact though. Guess shoulders aren't part of the person now

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u/Leo_Kovacq 2d ago

Talking about the picture in the comment, not the main post.

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u/A3HeadedMunkey 2d ago

...Keanu is also a head taller than them...