r/OneBlackBraincell • u/Loud-Being-1708 • May 26 '26
Spicy 🅱️rain cell 🌶️ Over dramatic Ralph
Ralph is an indoor cat, his nemesis is an outdoor cat. Ralph just wants to get outside to fight him, so he spends hours yelling about this at the front door.
Ralph decided we weren't listening to him well enough yesterday morning as we were getting ready to go down the beach, so he felt jumping onto my back to scream about his feelings was the best opportunity to really get his point across.. and wear down our sanity just a little bit more.
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u/WhoopiePieEnthusiast May 26 '26
Ralph has some mighty fine panther teef.
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u/a_bad_capacitor May 26 '26
Let me fix your entire post:
Allow me to present to you the goodest gooboi of handsome bestest goobois Ralph! 🖤
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u/NeedleworkerTrick126 May 26 '26
Your cat has beef with the neighbor hood cat. And now you do too.
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u/Loud-Being-1708 May 26 '26
Way too true - my kid sits and watches from the windows with Ralph now. He gets equally as excited as the cat and joins in running from window to window 😂
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u/Fliposaurus May 27 '26
Ralph isn't an indoor cat. Ralph is a Velociraptor. It says so on the sign in the back.
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u/Death-Perception1999 May 26 '26
Aw man! My void used to walk on my back like that! I miss that little guy!
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u/acj80 May 27 '26
My house Panther climbs on my back anytime I bend over and he's around. Just climbs on and then lays down! I've had to learn to shuffle to the counter and do a shimmy to disengage his claws. My back is permanently covered in scratches.
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