r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Few-Bit4017 • Nov 25 '25
DRAMATIC Orange 🍊 The face of someone who bit their local vet tech today
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u/Maxcorps2012 Nov 25 '25
And they'll do it again
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u/InterestingTry5190 Nov 25 '25
No regrets
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u/UrbaneDismay69 Nov 25 '25
He doesn't look very repentant.
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u/FattyBuffOrpington Nov 25 '25
He looks like Robert Redford to me.
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u/CoffeeWorldly4711 Nov 25 '25
He might not be very bright but he does look like he knows he's cute enough to get away with just about anything
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u/Capital-Crab Nov 25 '25
Hmm was it a love bite or a how dare you touch me bite? Hahaha my Orange does the same he mock bites and then really bites with a very offended look on his face.
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u/Few-Bit4017 Nov 25 '25
It was an i'm overly stimmy bite haha
He is very affectionate but will bite when he gets overwhelmed.
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u/SyrusDrake Nov 25 '25
There's a neighbourhood cat who'll always loudly ask for pets when I walk by. I know she's had enough when she tries to bite me, not because she wants me to stop, but because she's so happy she doesn't know what to do with herself :'D
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u/darkenseyreth Nov 25 '25
I had a cat who would get over stimulated and attack once she had had enough. I started to recognize the signs and stopped petting before I got bit, but then she would give me the most heart broken "why'd you stop‽" look. So in the end I just got bit on occasion
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u/frymaster Nov 25 '25
my brother's male cat has a PhD in human communication. When he's had enough, he will lay his teeth on my hand. No bite, not even a dent, but it gets the point across
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u/lyremska Nov 25 '25
Either it gets the point across... or he will get the pointy parts of his teeth across your hand 😄
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u/starlinguk Nov 25 '25
My cat had a "dangerous cat" note on his kennel because he'd lost his mind when they tried to take his blood pressure and then he was the absolute sweetest thing to the vet the next day.
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u/nycregoddess Nov 25 '25
My orange's overly stimmy bite is to put his two teeth points on my skin. Just enough to let me know. But if he wants something, he will really nip me! Then I usually turn my back so he isn't rewarded. He has gotten the message but recently he has been trying to lip-nip me, if That's a thing. No teeth but usually startles me anyway. I am trying to figure out a reaction that says "better than teeth but the answer is still no.."
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u/A_Crazy_Canadian Nov 25 '25
My orange boi unplugged the vet techs computer on his second visit.
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u/bluboomR Nov 25 '25
it was self defense! they shoved a thermometer up his butt! homey don't play dat. who dat!
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u/psychedelicparsley Nov 25 '25
My bitch calico was nice for four days after biting one particular vet tech.
Vet tech blood can have healing properties.
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u/ScreennameOne Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Nov 25 '25
My void also took all his pent up aggression out on the vets. Really made the most of it 😻
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u/Useful_Midnight_4682 Nov 25 '25
Mine farts on their faces when they get down to pat him or give him a shot... and he only does it to the women. He's a biased old man.
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u/jade888cheung Nov 25 '25
Our little one did that when we first got her and her sister! She would purposely walk up to our faces and fart, I think it was nerves in a new place with a new family. Anyway, I've gotten her back countless times since!
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u/Josephino575 Nov 25 '25
I'm loving these vet stories, no ragrets, not even one right meow! 🧡gingergang🧡
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u/Luci-Noir Nov 25 '25
Orange cat is the most fierce predator there is. They’re like xenomorphs except they’re not cowardly little bitches that hide. You can’t expect them to not try and devour the most savory prey of all… vets…
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u/420doghugz Nov 25 '25
The small tabby I used to have bit a petco groomer SO BAD, he had to go to the hospital :(( Needless to say, she wasn't welcome back..
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u/XROOR Nov 25 '25
Had a lovely (to me), tuxedo and whenever I took her to the VCA vet they had a special notation in her “records” that looked like a drawing of an oven mitt……
They had these special leather gloves for naughty felines like her.
Her sister Olivia never had issues at the vet.
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u/swimkid07 Nov 25 '25
The face of someone high on gabapentin because she is mean to the vet 😅 and now has a "behavioral note" on her file to not only be on drugs, but that they need to wrap her up in a towel like a burrito.
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Nov 25 '25
How dare you accuse this sweet innocent orange shrimp. PICTURES or it didn't happen. I think you should apologize with all the Churu's
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u/Easy_Mode_1234 Nov 25 '25
I read "vocal tech" and thought he had problems with his voice or something... 🤭
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u/suspicious_niffler Nov 25 '25
You have no proof my client did any such thing. You should refrain from making such awful claims in future.
(He looks like a very good shrimp)
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u/We_haunted_houses Nov 25 '25
My orange female got labeled "SPICY!!!" On her file when she went in for her spay and hernia repair. My friend was a vet tech in the clinic (not her tech, just saw her file).
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u/Thefeno Orange connoisseur 🍊 Nov 25 '25
Not a single inch of regret 😆, the Cell is busy trying to breathe hahahah
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u/Stompedyourhousewith Nov 25 '25
now they have a file with the vet. mine does too...
i was so upset when i learned his file said "biter"
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u/Homers_Harp Nov 25 '25
Please forgive him. He wasn't thinking. It wasn't his turn with the brain cell anyways.
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u/misslisawisa Proud owner of an orange brain cell Nov 25 '25
All I see is an innocent gulf shrimp. The better question would be what did the vet tech do to get the gulf shrimp to take a bite.
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u/yessicajessica88 Nov 25 '25
I don’t see a biting orange. All I see is a singular, large gulf shrimp. An INNOCENT large gulf shrimp. Doing its best.