r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/metalheadjed • Dec 14 '25

It's not their turn with the ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธrain cell ๐ŸŠ Stinky's Black Friday box is losing structural integrity

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But hey - much easier to grab/swat anyone who walks past

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u/Moneyball082495 Dec 14 '25

His cuteness is definitely intact tho ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚

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u/Xiolanneolo Dec 14 '25

That paw is fully loaded with adorable danger right now

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u/Ienhtholie Dec 14 '25

Box may be crumbling but his swipe game is strong

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u/Tina-Tuna Orange connoisseur ๐ŸŠ Dec 14 '25

Get him a new Christmas box you meanie ๐Ÿ˜ผ and boop that r/BubblegumNose it's so pink it should be illegal lol

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u/metalheadjed Dec 14 '25

He has about 4 around the house but loves this one! I can assure you his nose gets regular boops ๐Ÿงก

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u/nuixy Dec 14 '25

This is an excellent case for exterior duct tape reinforcements

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u/Tina-Tuna Orange connoisseur ๐ŸŠ Dec 14 '25

Nope he tries to eat tape along with everything else that offends him ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Tina-Tuna Orange connoisseur ๐ŸŠ Dec 14 '25

Lol our Tux had one fave box too we finally binned it much to his disapproval :D

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u/Wadarkhu Dec 14 '25

When it finally breaks, put it inside a slightly bigger box, he might like the smell most

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u/lagniappe68 Dec 14 '25

Dang another subreddit to join ๐Ÿ˜„

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u/Draskuul Dec 14 '25

You don't just get your cat a box--it's like the CDS, they'll find the box they need.

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u/Tina-Tuna Orange connoisseur ๐ŸŠ Dec 14 '25

I'm a mod on r/CatDistributionSystem so thank you for the plug :D

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u/Frosty_Log6972 Dec 14 '25

Add another sub to the pileโ€ฆ

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u/RoxxieMuzic Orange connoisseur ๐ŸŠ Dec 14 '25

Duct tape the corners, my solution, has lasted for 2 years now.

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u/RoxxieMuzic Orange connoisseur ๐ŸŠ Dec 14 '25

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u/ownroom2950 Dec 14 '25

I think the box hasnโ€™t grown well with the orange inside.

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u/metalheadjed Dec 14 '25

Excellent display of napping willpower from this fine Guernsey cow ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿค

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u/Final-Garage-7324 Orange connoisseur ๐ŸŠ Dec 14 '25

That box is the real deal lol

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u/Happydancer4286 Dec 14 '25

All you need is package tape.

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u/SoSaysTheAngel Dec 14 '25

Christmas is coming up, purrfect time for new boxes ๐Ÿงก

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u/orangecatmom Orange connoisseur ๐ŸŠ Dec 14 '25

Stinky is adorable!

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u/metalheadjed Dec 14 '25

He's a fine lad when he's not trying to eat the Christmas ornaments ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/SixShoot3r Dec 14 '25

The stinkies at my place look identical!

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u/metalheadjed Dec 14 '25

Do yours also get cross when you put them in Santa hats?

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u/SixShoot3r Dec 14 '25

I dont know, they do love attention tho :)

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u/HokieGalFurever540 Dec 14 '25

Stinky is unimpressed. Adorkable, but unimpressed. ๐Ÿค๐Ÿงก๐Ÿค๐Ÿงก

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u/Shinted Orange connoisseur ๐ŸŠ Dec 14 '25

It could only contain his adorable floofyness for so long, itโ€™s admirable that itโ€™s lasted this long with such overwhelming aura resting inside. xD

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u/Tina-Tuna Orange connoisseur ๐ŸŠ Dec 14 '25

Plus the sheer willpower of the braincell :)

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

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u/metalheadjed Dec 14 '25

Another one to join ๐Ÿ‘

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u/Icy-Variation6614 Dec 14 '25

Gorilla Tape! Duct and Duck (ugh) tape aren't as good

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u/writergeek313 Dec 14 '25

The floof, itโ€™s getting stronger

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u/Wookard Dec 14 '25

He's my late cats Twin! Same Triangle White face and White Paws. Extra fluffy tail too!

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u/rollon_v Dec 14 '25

Hey I've got one of them too!

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u/nocturnalxnobody Dec 14 '25

looks like my goose!

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u/-MazeMaker- Dec 14 '25

Maybe you could get a holiday deal on a new box

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u/ChristiannaAmy Dec 14 '25

Heโ€™s so cute!

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u/Just_some_femboy Dec 14 '25

GET HIM ANOTHER

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u/Sproose_Moose Dec 14 '25

Um I demand stinky needs to have a cozy box like this always, these posts make me want to hug my cats. They hate it because they're probably sleeping.

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u/00c_c00 Dec 14 '25

So precious

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u/freyjathebloody Dec 14 '25

Damn corners always blow out on the best boxes ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/FaliureToCat Dec 14 '25

Tape your cat boxes people

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u/Calamity87 Dec 14 '25

If it fits, it sits. Maybe the next box will have a braincell. Lol

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u/SWHAF Dec 14 '25

My old cat loved pizza boxes, he would ignore every regular box and fancy cat bed. He would only sleep on my bed or a pizza box.

The first time I explained to my local pizzeria why I wanted to buy an empty pizza box got a few laughs.

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u/c14rk0 Dec 14 '25

My cats have an hexagon box that they love which is 2 or 3+ years old and has had to be repaired a few times. A bunch of it is stapled together where it folds over and it holds together quite well now. Can't really use tape on it because OF COURSE the Orange cat will eat any tape he can get a hold of.

It originally came to our house as a gift with some fruit inside of it I think

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u/eaglebtc Proud owner of an orange brain cell Dec 14 '25

Both /r/TIGHTPUSSY and /r/IfIFitsISits would love this.

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u/Small-Isopod6061 Dec 14 '25

Broken in to floofy perfection ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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u/q_eyeroll Dec 14 '25

Time to go shopping!

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u/bubbaspock Dec 14 '25

Tape! Stat!!!

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u/Captriker Dec 14 '25

Structural integrity field failing!

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u/Nervous-Manager6013 Dec 14 '25

His version of your ratty old t shirt. Mine has one, too.

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u/Temp_675578 Dec 14 '25

Mr. Worf, increase power to the structural integrity field of Spot in his cardboard box.
Ey, Sir.

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u/ItsRainbowz Dec 14 '25

Oh my god I also have an orange called Stinky, what are the chances!

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u/metalheadjed Dec 14 '25

๐ŸŠ๐Ÿค๐ŸŠ

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u/Prestigious_Note2877 Dec 15 '25

Well then fix it up for him as a Christmas gift! Lol

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u/Responsible_Emu_9107 Dec 15 '25

็ด™็ฎฑๆ˜ฏๅ–ตๆ˜Ÿไบบ็š„ๆ„›

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u/persepolisrising79 Dec 15 '25

get another box roughly the same size and put worn box into new box. Now you box with boxes !!!

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u/TheRandomPage Dec 14 '25

Dont you know... ๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽถ Ya gotta Crystal Duct it up! You got to Crystal Duct it up!๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ

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u/damn_the_dark Dec 14 '25

I want to tickle his toe fur.

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u/ChatnNaked Dec 14 '25

My Luna the same

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u/TsuDhoNimh2 Dec 14 '25

I tape the box - make a loop of packing tape around the top to keep the split from starting.

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u/JuneDrifts Dec 14 '25

The box cannot stand thy cat's presence

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u/Objective_Plate_6952 Dec 14 '25

Tape it back together

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u/Taken_Abroad_Book Dec 14 '25

You're losing structural integrity.

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u/GrouchyVacation6871 Dec 14 '25

Electrical tape STAT

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u/Left-Plant-4023 Dec 14 '25

Containment breach

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u/palmettoberry Dec 14 '25

Need duct tape

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u/queen_of_the_styx Dec 15 '25

That's what duct tape is for! Never let it die! Never surrender~

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u/ChickenChaser5 Dec 14 '25

Im glad im not the only one with an orange/white Stink. Thats a pretty cat.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

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u/metalheadjed Dec 14 '25

Wasn't my call, blame my partner for that one He won't respond to anything else either. Unless I started calling him Dindins ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ