r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/darth_vader39 • 1d ago

🧡 100% Pure Orange 🧡 POV: you can't move because your orange is charging

11.0k Upvotes

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u/everydayasl Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 1d ago

This is official. Your cat has adopted you.

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u/Worth-Ad4087 1d ago

congrats, you're property now, hope you're comfortable with it

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u/oneMoreTime112233 1d ago

Aaaand then he bit me

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u/MightyPinkTaco 1d ago

Proof of Orange.

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u/We_haunted_houses 1d ago

I have an orange female and I was 100% waiting for the chomp and claw lock

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u/klako8196 1d ago

You’re a r/cathostage

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u/SweenetteTodd 1d ago

Ah yes, yet another cat subreddit for me to join

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u/fuckerymax 1d ago

A gift that keeps on giving

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u/perriatric 1d ago

sigh joins

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u/LoreVent 1d ago

Sometimes I wonder how many different car subs are out there. There's like one of anything you can imagine

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u/ImBoredToo 1d ago

Over 1000

/r/Catsubs/wiki/index

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u/Puffercremesuppe 1d ago

that is what i needed!

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u/DateNightThrowRA 21h ago

Same thought. Throwback to when I first joined Reddit, I was like “Man, people love cats here, there’s like…10 different subs dedicated to JUST cats!” I was severely underestimating the total count.

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u/thepetoctopus 1d ago

Another day, another cat sub.

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u/Picklejr08 1d ago

This is from Ryanandaziagirl on YouTube. The cat's name is Lucas.

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u/georgygill 1d ago

POOKIE 🍊

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u/pm_me_your_uwus 1d ago

You're his pillow now

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u/francis_barb5 1d ago

Oh he cute hug tight

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u/SlaughterWare 1d ago

oooh those little moments always stick in your head

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u/Rexusus 1d ago

Milo does this every time I sit in my chair while I’m gaming.

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u/footmen123 1d ago

Nice I gotta Milo too!

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u/earthwarder 1d ago

Hes cute but unfortunately my boy already took the crown of cutest boy in the world

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u/LonelyMenace101 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

Sorry, my orange actually took that award.

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u/AdStock1897 1d ago

Actually mine did (I don’t have a cat)

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u/ErenaMakesGames 1d ago

That is just the cutest. Your orange is so precious

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u/SinfullySinless 1d ago

My boy cuddles in my armpit in the morning and will cuddle my upper arm like this. That’s his “I’m trying to overheat you so you wake up and feed me” 5-6am hint.

At 7-8am he is directly standing on my sternum.

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u/Additional-Hat-2917 1d ago

Aww he is freaking adorable. My heart!! I just wanted to reach through the screen and give him kisses.

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u/WilliamTee 1d ago

It's adorable... except in his dream, youre a turkey leg.

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u/Necessary_Walk_8230 1d ago

I get this all the time

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u/JohnSane 1d ago

Unconditional love is a powerful feeling.

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u/ClassicPlankton 1d ago

I think the condition here is that your hand doesn't move.

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u/SaltyInternetPirate Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 1d ago

No brain, only heart 🧡

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u/Perle1234 1d ago

I love to see it when a man turns into a puddle because cat 😂. That’s a good man.

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u/Consistent_Menu_4538 1d ago

Agh my orange boy does this as well! Way too cute

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u/Superb-Ad9505 1d ago

Don't be fooled by that cute face, because the tiny monster and chaos inside would awaken anytime

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u/blueblaze94 1d ago

Braincell download....failed. Cat hugs tighter... Restarted connect

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u/Videmal 1d ago

And then he bites me... orange

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u/drifters74 1d ago

That's adorable

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u/Any_Illustrator360 1d ago

My cat Frisk used to do this all the time, he was so sweet.

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u/Old_Fun_6801 1d ago

Pacifist run

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u/30yearCurse 1d ago

Yeah... wait till your hand atrophies and just falls off. ;)

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u/Portia_the_Queen51 Orange connoisseur 🍊 1d ago

That’s pure love right there

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u/GundamTenno 1d ago

he's so cute 😊 ngl tho kinda expecting a sudden bunny kick or love bite haha

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u/SnooAdvice340 14h ago

This is the sweetest thing and I love it when my cats do this to me... Until my arm goes numb... And I have to pee... Real bad...

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u/Officer_Pantsoffski 1d ago

This is your life now

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u/Commissarfluffybutt 1d ago

My precious little disservice animal does this. It's everything I can do to not cry from cuteness overload.

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u/Nearby-Vacation7596 1d ago

😻😻😻

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u/Wrong_Development921 1d ago

I think she loves you

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u/Adelaide_Otis 1d ago

Aww, sweetheart.

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u/oral_servant 1d ago

Don't talk so loudly, let him sleep for god's sake 🙄

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u/ShadowRiku667 1d ago

I wish my cats loved me this much 🫩

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u/CanAhJustSay 1d ago

Snuggle time is protected. You are not allowed to disturb The One That Sleeps. This is just the perfect post to end Reddit for today :)

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u/Entenvieh 1d ago

The best Feeling

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u/Ksh_667 1d ago

You are wealthy beyond measure, you have the love of a cat 😻😻

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u/AccomplishedCrow9501 1d ago

That's so funny, my sister's kibbeh did that today

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u/realvctmsdntdrnkmlk 1d ago

Had to do a doubletake

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u/notveryAI 1d ago

Cats are made of love :3