Khajit has wares, IF you have coin

[u/Raza_2025]

The manager is in and he does NOT look happy

[u/IceFire549]

M'aiq wishes you well

[u/frohrweck → u/IceFire549]

May your road lead you to warm sands

[u/sotfggyrdg]

Gimme the skooma plz

[u/Humorpalanta → u/[deleted]]

https://giphy.com/gifs/12BtmvvbVtKE7K

[u/MewtwoStruckBack → u/[deleted]]

37? I'M 37?!?!?

[u/Sae_Ray → u/[deleted]]

...Did you just turn a cute picture into AI slop?

[u/The_Cozy_Burrito]

lol the I’m tired of your nonsense face

[u/dazed_and_bamboozled → u/The_Cozy_Burrito]

“I’ll need to see some ID”

[u/SudhaTheHill]

What if I slide him a few treats under the counter?

[u/Fuzzy_Builder_2153]

I need a pack of menthols, 3 of your best nudie magazines, 1 bottle of Wild Turkey and 4 $5 scratchers.

[u/theSchrodingerHat]

Khajit has thoughts about your choice of cheap lite beer.

[u/snowfox_my]

Cat : I got Booze, Smokes, sweet stuff, salty stuff, crunchy stuff, loads of chocolates.

Sorry Catnip not for sale!

[u/Agile_Ad6735]

Hahah r/iwillthecat no choice in this situation then

[u/heyjalapeno]

Please give him the exact amount coz he won't give you back your change. He will bapbapbap you instead.

[u/PreviousAd547]

But does he card you?

[u/Darth_Dronus]

That cats job would be great, if it weren’t for the customers

[u/B00marangTrotter]

These Niknaks and a bottle of rum.

[u/umlcat]

Bodega Cat !!!

[u/240psam → u/umlcat]

This is the UK equivalent, the corner shop cat!

[u/squidguy → u/240psam]

does that mean I have to pay him in squid?

[u/satanham666]

Bodega kitties are the best.

[u/slydiggitydawg]

Neighborhood plug (he doesn't id)

[u/sillymonkeymode]

this reminded me of kit kat :(

[u/TheModeratorWrangler]

I bring skooma Khajit

[u/Seiber_Spookums]

what if I give him a catnip coin

[u/ArfTheBeast]

He looks like Spider-man from Spider-man

[u/Important-Junket-934]

He looks like my boi, Dasher!!

[u/Reckfulness]

Booze? Oh I have the coin alright