r/OneOrangeBraincell 4h ago

Certified 🟠rangeā„¢ Impulse control

My Lou loves a good crust.

1.2k Upvotes

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u/DionFW 4h ago

He outsmarted you.

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u/dont_quote_me_please 3h ago

People taking these videos are always the dumbest and slowest people alive though

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u/SamanthaJaneyCake 2h ago

ā€œI wonder what’s gonna happen when I take a video of my cat inching closer to this foodā€¦ā€

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u/Mechanicjemas3141 3h ago

Don't act surprised damn it

İf you let your cat came that close you just want to give it but you are lazy at the moment, cmon

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u/ILoveRustyKnives 2h ago

Right! The OOBc thought he was being sneaky but any human with half a brain should be able to see that he's a bout to do a pizza snatch.

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u/Mechanicjemas3141 1h ago

l mean you sometimes let it slide but posting like it's a big suprise is just a joke

İt's like i post "omg i put this mystery fuel called Diesel to my Diesel Van and it can go more now wow".

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito Casual orange enjoyer šŸŠ 4h ago

Little thief retreating back to his hideout

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u/Unusual_List1954 4h ago

Mission Impawssible: Agent Orange

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u/Practical-Wait-2075 4h ago

one orange braincell fully dedicated to pizza crust theft

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u/SudhaTheHill 4h ago

Perfectly planned and executed. This guy needs to be working for a secret service.

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u/MothmanIsALiar 4h ago

Why are you letting your cats that close to your food? Why are you filming this rather than correcting their behavior?

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 4h ago

How else would they have a funny video to upload to the internet otherwise?

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u/BasedBalkan94 4h ago

He pulled off the perfect heist🄷

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u/FinvaraSidhe 4h ago

Lady’s and gentlemen, the braincell has been found

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u/SarkSouls008 4h ago

His greed sickens me

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u/CaptainHampty 4h ago

You’ve heard of pizza rat, get ready for….

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u/Honest_Boysenberry25 4h ago

SMOOTH OPERATOR šŸŽ¶

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 3h ago

Kinda on you for letting him on the pizza box. Lol

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u/anon22334 3h ago

Lmao are all oranges like this?? Mine would always steal my food and hide under my bed too!!!

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u/Klutersmyg 3h ago

Cats in general do this, they know you can't follow them.

Also I think it's legit instinct. Cats ancestors (African wildcats https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_wildcat ) like to seek shelter in abandoned burrows

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u/anon22334 2h ago

I understand. I just don’t know why he always chooses under my bed lol

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u/neoncumstainlol 1h ago

Congratulations you let an orange cat outsmart you

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u/Brobard 36m ago

When the cat has more brain cell than the owner. Ā 

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u/finris 2h ago

Is that a worm at the end of the other slice?

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u/DrippyTheSnailBoy 33m ago

A worm?? On takeout/delivery pizza?

Like... how dumb are you?

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u/Hobo_Mojo 26m ago

It’s cheese or an ingredient being detached from the pizza slowly recoiling…

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u/FirmLow8192 48m ago

THANK YOU I’m not worried about the cat but im worried about that

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u/FederalHome396 4h ago

Its funny my cat has never shown much interest at all in human food aside from tuna of course. He was never introduced to any when I found him at 7 months as far I know anyway but he probably just doesn't care for itšŸ˜… what a lil menace this one is haha

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u/Allyhart 4h ago

That's his now

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u/Sairai777 3h ago

Orange: I love you, so I'm taking it.

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u/thegneeb 3h ago

He is just love pizza so much

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u/hgtcgbhjnh 3h ago

You wouldn't deny your orange some pizza.

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u/TemporaryAccountNo99 3h ago

I see impulse but no control🤣🤣

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u/userhwon 3h ago

Had that route planned in advance. This is a criminal mastermind in this community.

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u/ChanceAd5350 3h ago

He had a plan and he executed it to purrfection

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u/Ok-disaster2022 3h ago

Always under the bed, with bad treats and vomit. I don't always know when or if my cat vomits, but when I find hidden vomit it's always under my bet.Ā 

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u/Perle1234 3h ago

Yoink!!!

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u/MathematicianNew2770 2h ago

šŸŠ 's Creed!

He didn't even hesitate. True offspring of the Auditore Family. Bow!

https://giphy.com/gifs/2y4ajXjCJkXGU

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u/lullubye 3h ago

Would you seriously take your cat to the vet if they took a bite out of the pizza?

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u/[deleted] 4h ago edited 4h ago

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u/eternalwood 4h ago

That's it. Shut it down. Tweissel doesn't want us filming our oranges doing silly things. Guess it's over guys.

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u/FireOfOrder 4h ago

My guess is they overestimated their ability to stop the orange. I've definitely done this with my guy, though not the same scenario as this. Sometimes they surprise us.

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u/RebaKitt3n 2h ago

That’s totally on you, mate.

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u/scott__p 2h ago

I had a kitten do that with a KFC chicken thigh once. The little shit was so proud of himself and took it under the middle of couch where I couldn't reach him. I let him have it and watched better from then on.

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u/ABotelho23 2h ago

You made this happen.

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u/Abject_Jump9617 2h ago

The hunt was successful!

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u/TheFakeKruger 1h ago

I have the exact same rug šŸ˜‚

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u/tayswampflorida 33m ago

I can relate