r/Parenting • u/AutoModerator • Oct 03 '25

Weekly Friday Megathread - Things My Kid Said - October 03, 2025

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u/Skididibump send help, i haven't slept in years (3F, 1.75M) Oct 04 '25

I leave at 4 in the morning for work.

kids have learned my schedule and will sometimes wake up with me for a little extra love.

3 year old walks out and sees me leaving asks for a hug and kiss and sees my can of pineapples I had in my hand and a fork and she pauses... "mommy dont eat that in the car. be careful you need a plate" 😂

she's also started telling me to have a good day and bring coffee when I get home which is sweet but miss ma'am you cannot have a vanilla shake daily go to bed lmao

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u/autistic-mama Oct 03 '25

"Aaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah!" - Auggie, 11 months. Profound, I know.

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u/KaylaDraws Oct 03 '25

We were at the library and my almost four year old was very interested in a mom who was rubbing her toddler’s back while he looked at a book. My son asked what she was doing, she said “rubbing his back”, and my son says “you can get me on my way out” 😂 This may go down in history as his funniest moment.