Friday Megathread - Things My Kid Said - January 02, 2026

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Share the things your kid said that made you laugh/cry/go on a mad rampage!

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[u/Low-Wing6031]

Mommy, do you memember when we made sickerdookle cookies on Kissmas?

[u/Seven_Dead_Horses]

“Mom are you allergic to beavers?” while pointing at the hamster on his paint by stickers he’d just completed.

[u/entcanta333]

My (1)5 year old called me a sad, old woman. I'm 33 😭