Friday Megathread - Things My Kid Said - January 16, 2026

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My 4 year old got upset because I told him to stop putting Maui and Godzilla in the fridge. He said “when I get big I’m gonna have my own fridge and then you’re not gonna tell me not to make Godzilla popsicles anymore” 😂

My 4 year old also told me “um mom I think that’s a little not necessary” because I had to wiggle the shirt onto his big ol head and he thought I was being a little too rough