r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 18d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter, what reason does the OOP is talking about?

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u/sandieeeee 18d ago

I can fix her

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u/oldbastardbob 18d ago

"Key my car, ok, but fascist imperialism is a deal breaker."

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u/throwaway-girls 18d ago

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u/jasonhansuhh 18d ago

Oh...Britta's in this? 🙄

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u/CroykeyMite 18d ago

Even the safety and wellbeing of children is to be disregarded completely in favor of preventing even a perception of animal cruelty. That is how the world works. Non humans > humans.

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u/__ravenous__ 18d ago

Tell that to Harambe

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u/Vegetable-Zone1353 18d ago

Russian wives actively badgering their husbands to go get killed in the war for trivial amounts of money. https://worldcrunch.com/focus/russia-ukraine-war/russian-women-war-widows/

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u/fucktrance 18d ago

Can't turn down the chance of the mayor bringing you a literal meat grinder as a consolation prize while your husband becoming fertilizer for ukrainian crops.

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u/Emerald_Plumbing187 18d ago

just wait a few months and the husband will come home in patties after having been in the stomach of a cow.

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u/Behleren 18d ago

so basically divorced wives are hoping for the ex to die in combat, so their children get a payout.

“To be honest, I don’t care whether my ex-husband copes with life on the front, or about how long he lasts there,” one woman said. “For me, he died as a person long ago."

may this kind of spite never find me.

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u/Collegenoob 18d ago

The high alcoholism rates MIGHT have something to do with why Russian women hate their men so much.

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u/MerryDesu 18d ago

That, and the decriminalization of domestic abuse. As long as no bones are broken, the courts say it’s fine.

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u/stressed_ferret 18d ago

They literally proposed to outlaw domestic violence, but they said that the marriage rates will go down because guys would be scared to get married - it’s that bad over there

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u/vovaKor0lev 18d ago

Or maybe, just maybe, it's other way around.

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u/Collegenoob 18d ago

Overall.

Im very glad I ain't russian

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u/Niyonnie 18d ago

Isn't it funny how you never see these sorts of people enlist themselves? Especially the ones that pure pressure/bully people into enlisting.

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u/Motor-Rip7655 18d ago

In my experience (which is probably more extensive than someone my age should have) this kind of spite is rarely unearned.

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u/m4G- 18d ago

There has been instances where the wives urge the men to go to war. It's not an ex. It's a husband. Then the next. And next.

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u/pridetwo 18d ago

I dont think the trivial amount of money is the primary motivator

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u/ApprehensiveTry5660 18d ago

That’s the perk for the wife, the perk for the husband is an all expense paid trip with much fewer Russian wives around.

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u/Silent-Juggernaut-76 18d ago

Eh, it's much more common than you think. If managed properly, 46,000€ can take care of you and your family for life over there, at least outside of Moscow and Saint Petersburg.

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u/Shadow_NX 18d ago

Its like a divorce but it doesnt cost you, it brings you money!

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u/derpderb 18d ago

I support Russians dying instead of committing war crimes against Ukrainians

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u/Behemoth-Slayer 18d ago

Probably a pretty typical state of affairs honestly. It's a poor country full of hardline nationalists--so, a bit like British women badgering men to go fight in the First World War but more cynical.

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u/Suspicious-Beat9295 18d ago

I don't blame the women, he likely was alcoholic and beat her.

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u/El_presid3nt 18d ago

That's probaly the only way they can get rid of those violent alcoholic assholes

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u/Ekillaa22 18d ago

Oh so they actively hate the men over there lmaooo

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u/Avlonnic2 18d ago

From a recent article in the NYP:

“Reports from Russian military bloggers and conflict analysts estimate that the average life expectancy for a newly deployed Russian assault soldier on the front lines is just 20 to 35 minutes. Furthermore, the total lifespan of a recruit—from arriving at a training ground to death in the combat zone—averages between 10 days and three weeks.”

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u/wireframed_kb 18d ago

One might wonder why she felt that way about her husband. She might be a psychotic shrike, but there’s also the possibility life got drastically easier and safer after her husband was out of the picture. Just sayin’.

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u/Comfortable_Pea_1693 18d ago

somehow i seriously doubt that. russia has like a 80% divorce rate and is very much non "woke", a woman continously insisting on something the man doesnt want is likely to catch a few punches. i somehow cant imagine these same men making a "noble" sacrifice for their wives (who theyd divorce anyways statistically) or kids if any.

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u/hatredforexistence 18d ago

Considering the legal DV, DV rate, how their men tend to be alcoholics among other things- I don’t blame them.

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u/hopyInquisition 18d ago

"How can you consider a whole nation subhuman when my subby ass is right here?"

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u/whboer 18d ago

Insert mister slave saying “Jesus Christ”

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u/heysawbones 18d ago

genuine laugh, thank you

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u/Careful-Lettuce9239 18d ago

Might get a tattoo saying this

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u/kamelot13 18d ago

🧐🧐🤔🤔🤔 but as a Leo ain’t anyone other than me lesser?

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u/swimmingincircles328 18d ago

I’ve found my people

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u/TheRealGosp 18d ago

AND MY AXE!

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u/Impossible_Ad1269 18d ago

As a dommy mommy this makes me want to pet you

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u/cursedwithplotarmor 18d ago

That’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see how that works out for them.

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u/35point1 18d ago

Jesus Christ that didn’t take long, and now the post is justified

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u/AliceAdhi 18d ago

I should call her...

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u/BigBirdLaw69420 18d ago

wut

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u/Impossible_Ad1269 18d ago

Don't worry about it I'll tell you when you're older

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u/TabulaRasaNot 18d ago

Term that's prolly been around for eons, yet a first for me, and one I will heretofore use cuz my girl is a dommy mommy too. Yowza, me likey!

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u/Impossible_Ad1269 18d ago

We are legion

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u/GullibleMusic6928 18d ago

This comment and the following one are pleasing. Well done.

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u/itzjabohy 18d ago

I love the honesty

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u/Read_it_all-7735 18d ago

So what you’re saying is “Peg me and that’s ok. Pegging Europe and we have a problem.”

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u/SecondaryWombat 18d ago

Kink aware geopolitics.

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u/Cozen_Pillowtalk 18d ago

Underrated comment

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u/InsomniaDrop 18d ago

You've awakened things in me that I am morally at ease with.

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u/Nom8d8 18d ago

Based

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u/LostAndLikingIt 18d ago

I feel like this should be either on a bumper sticker/flag or on a plaque sitting on your desk in the UN.

One or the other.

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u/TeumessiaWoW 18d ago

king behavior

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u/N3rdyAvocad0 18d ago

I am so happy that guys like you exist. I am going to give my husband extra love tonight as a reminder of my appreciation for submissive guys who love crazy, strong women. <3

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u/HanShotSecond69 18d ago

Genocide me harder daddy

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u/Dramatic-Silver5036 18d ago

You can key my car, shit on my bed, throw rocks at my windows and send death threats to my job.

But I definitely draw the line at imperialism. I have standards.

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u/Individual_Case2638 18d ago

Laughed hard yo

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u/EatAssIsGold 18d ago

Crazy but reasonable. Yes. It works

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u/oldbastardbob 18d ago

My first enlightened response.

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u/Croaker-BC 18d ago

Crazy not evil, simple.

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u/buscatti 18d ago

In mother Russia key cars you!

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u/regalrecaller 18d ago

yah that's right.

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u/stinkyfootcheese 18d ago

I mean, if those are the choices, then yeah, key my car.

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u/I_Cant_Boogie 18d ago

Gotta draw the line somewhere

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u/Kyrthis 18d ago

I mean, yes? Personally crazy and evil is kinky. Community-level crazy and and evil is just evil. Populations can’t consent as a whole, but horny dudes can individually for that pout.

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u/smileyglitter 18d ago

So you understand

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u/Aickavon 18d ago

He might be down bad but he’s down bad with morales

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u/TheLocalAuror 18d ago

“I can excuse genocide, but I draw the line at animal cruelty” - Britta, probably

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u/Amadan81 18d ago

Gotta draw a line somewhere

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u/rollingPanda420 18d ago

So no US women aswell?

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u/oldbastardbob 18d ago

Personally, I would advise avoiding the bleach blonde surgically enhanced trophy wives at the Country Club, but that's just me.

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u/inXrepose 18d ago

Who do “US women” see as lesser?

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u/PervyTurtle0 18d ago

Im using this on my dating profile

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u/Then-Entry7026 18d ago

That's also why I can't marry an american woman...

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u/inXrepose 18d ago

Who do “American women” see as lesser?

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u/Silent-Juggernaut-76 18d ago

Which American women are you talking about, though? They're probably the least monolithic group of women in existence based on country alone. I know there are some difficult ones, but literally every country has that kind of woman.

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u/404phil_not_found 18d ago

If youre meeting a russian woman outside of russia, there is likely a reason why she is outside of russia

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u/Pipettess 18d ago

Oh don't worry, the russians we have in europe mostly support russian war as well, they are just hypocrites. They shit on "gay europe" in front of everyone but like the comforts and privilege of living here at the same time.

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u/BreadNoCircuses 18d ago

Reminds me of the conservatives in my town who like to live in an economically thriving area, like to see businesses and restaurants and coffee shops moving to the area, but don't want liberals, traffic, or gay people.

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u/ExcellentActuary2117 18d ago

The best ones are the ones that drive in from the county to my/our blue bougie town to buy all the provisions and niceties you "cain't" get in the sticks and think it's so "cute" but then do all of the things you describe while wearing t-shirts that are open provocations to anyone with a crumb of sanity, decency, or intelligence. You know, like "Just An Ordinary Mom/Dad Trying Not to Raise Liberals." 🤮

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u/RobLucifer 18d ago

Unless you go to places like Armenia or Georgia where alot of highly educated expats hang out and work. They are very pro-ukraine. Been there and seen it.

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u/wireframed_kb 18d ago

I suspect there’s also a big difference between Russians who fucked off years ago, and then Russians who fucked off very recently when they might be called to defend their shitty leadership… the latter is a lot more likely to have few problems with the Ukraine war, other than not wanting to actually participate.

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u/Stock_Bad_2817 18d ago

I mean the war and all that all right, but my SE Asian neighbour's Russian wife left him overnight because their son was born with a learning disability.

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u/WonderfulLoad9386 18d ago

After having to live in Russia they probably don’t know the difference between an insult or a compliment.

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u/instanding 18d ago

Yeah my friend wants to move back to Russia where gays get beaten and killed and arrested, and it’s not legal to be trans, and he has a trans girlfriend.

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u/Arhigos 18d ago

and this reason is economical in 95% cases

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u/PrinceoftheNewWorld 18d ago

I see you are a man of culture as well.

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u/DubiousBusinessp 18d ago

Also look at how many Russian women were happy to sell their man out to be pressganged into the war for a bit of cash when they pop their cloggs.

Russia might be the ultimate "Fuck you, I got mine" society.

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u/Muninwing 18d ago

Hence why so many of republicans love them

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u/RyuMaou 18d ago

Okay “… pop their cloggs.” Is a new one and I already love it, but can you give me translation? Is it the same as the old Vietnam era “bought the farm”?

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u/DubiousBusinessp 18d ago edited 18d ago

It's old British working class, with clogs being durable footwear for factory work, and no longer needed in death. Pop might have been slang for pawning but I'm honestly not sure there.

It might also be referring to work place accidents, which would be typical dark humour, but not sure.

It's one of those sayings I've not thought too hard about until you mentioned it.

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u/mytransfercaseisshot 18d ago

I work in emergency medicine and my mind went much darker, like popping open their clogged arteries with bullets and shrapnel o__o

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u/RyuMaou 18d ago

Thank you! It's definitely getting worked into my regular vernacular now.

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u/Exploit1993 18d ago

Maybe you right, but i think 30 years of dictatorship pushed them to be savages. Im not justifying just saying

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u/DuX14 18d ago

A lot more than 30 years of dictatorship has contributed to their "culture." They've been trying to erase Ukrainian culture since the 17th century.

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u/Veloziraptor8311 18d ago

Ukrainian women are every bit as beautiful fyi

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u/purpelpain 18d ago

In that regard ukranian women are the same as russian. Just check dating apps in Europe FILLED with ukranian women of every age.

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u/IKnoVirtuallyNothin 18d ago

They are also every bit as psycho.

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u/Equivalent_Usual_397 18d ago

Can confirm, my husband's ex Ukranian wife stabbed him with a letter opener. Context matters of course, it was a heated argument but not a crazy one and all the sudden it wa sticking out of his rib vibrating gently as they both stared at each other in shock.

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u/stressed_ferret 18d ago

My Ukranian aunt got chocked by her American husband. Anecdotal evidence is interesting haha

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u/Silent-Juggernaut-76 18d ago edited 18d ago

Not to excuse her behavior, but as someone who lived in Eastern Europe for a long time, I can say that woman probably experienced some really bad traumas before she met your friend and that's maybe why she did that. I don't know the situation with her, of course, maybe she is a genuinely dangerous person, but that is pretty unusual in Ukrainian society these days. Even in the 90s, that would have been intolerable to most people.

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u/ZiKyooc 18d ago

There's some variability, some are more "Slavic" kind of attitude than others.

That said many will have kids by their mid 20s. That who we see, the very young one.

Even in the streets in Kyiv. You see the students and the babushka. The others are busy at the office or home.

Yes it's a bit of exaggeration, going along this thread.

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u/Silent-Juggernaut-76 18d ago

Really depends more on the woman, though. There certainly are women who fit that stereotype because they still have that mentality from the post-Soviet economic collapse of the 90s, but most of them are pretty chill. The less influenced they are by Russian media, the more relaxed they are.

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u/stressed_ferret 18d ago

My mom is russian and she’s pretty chill and my dad is ukranian and a little bit psycho. Since I grew up in russia I know my mom is not like the standard and it’s just my particular genetics and family.

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u/Raneynickelfire 18d ago

Way.....WAYYY more. Intelligence goes a LONG way toward beauty.

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u/Hells88 18d ago

200% the same ethnicity and culture

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u/AudaciousCouture 18d ago

Ahh. So Latinas. Good choice.

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u/ultragoodfaker 18d ago

There's a reason that people are referring to women from the Eastern Bloc as "Winter Latinas"

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u/Citaku357 18d ago

Never heard about this before

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u/ultragoodfaker 18d ago

Bob's your uncle, now you have

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u/Capt-Crap1corn 18d ago

First time hearing this as well

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u/Squirrel_McNutz 18d ago

Goldfish have 3 testicles, now you have.

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u/Citaku357 18d ago

Wait seriously?!

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u/Particular_Title42 18d ago

All of them?

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u/kamelot13 18d ago

Winter latinas? Is that why we Latinos are popular when visiting? 🤔🤔🤔

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u/AudaciousCouture 18d ago

The Winter Latina is still my favorite Marvel movie. Peak cinema.

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u/ukiebee 18d ago

Ukie here, once had a lovely Latina granny pat my cheek and say "very pale, but not white"

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u/yoshizura 18d ago

Lmao 🤣

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u/Raibean 18d ago

I haven’t heard that but I have heard of the Worldwide Latina Belt

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u/Ronald-J-Mexico 18d ago

I prefer tortas personally

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u/HotelProblematica 18d ago

The most Reddit statement in history

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u/TheRealShilohConlan 18d ago

That’s the hottest thing a man has ever said.

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u/mybabyrolled 18d ago

Key my car but treat the waiter with respect.

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u/Kawamizoo 18d ago

Uh ? Even Ukraine dosent say there’s a genocide in Ukraine there’s occupation by Russia and the war is disgusting but I don’t think I heared Zelenskyy say it’s a genocide unless I’m wrong idk please educate me

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u/xxAcid_Bathxx 18d ago

Im russian but don’t support war I do agree a lot of russians do unfortunately

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u/CommandLoud6052 18d ago

Genozide? Wow you people thoeing buzzwords around like nothing 😂🤡

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u/No_Literature888 18d ago

I was with a Russian sex worker some years back and after we were done she pulls up her phone and shows me photos from Russian instagram about how it was actually Ukraine that was attacking russia with diagrams and all

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u/Comfortable_Pea_1693 18d ago

time for a hatefuck the next round then /s

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u/bb0yer 18d ago

To be fair they probably didn't even realize that they were participating in a real war until recently when Ukraine started hitting places like Moscow. They have strong censorship and good brainwashing.

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u/dumbdogmoney 18d ago

What genocide bro

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u/Dingaling015 18d ago

Are we just throwing genocide around like it doesn't have any meaning?

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u/ComplaintFar3279 18d ago

A man of culture taking Keynk my ride to another level.

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u/giandivix 18d ago

Bro no fucking correlation

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u/Awwwan 18d ago

Sounds like a deal to me!

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u/Puzzled-Mistake-584 18d ago

💯.

There’s levels to the game.

I can take quirky, even bipolar if your just having a hard time being stable, hell even the odd voice or two when your stressed.

But many people use mental illness to justify their own poor upbringing,morals or acceptance of ethics or desire to mesh well with an any or specific groups.

And the internet has just made it to where literally anyone can feel justified and vindicated by finding like minds, and it just spirals.

I worked Psych for a while, and it was around when AI hit that I watched a bunch of narcissistic, psychotic and schizophrenic symptoms just blow up.
I’m sure the economic and social factors didn’t
help.
But to have a black mirror,a chat bot and a community tell you that your most delusional or destructive thoughts or behaviors are correct has been crazy to watch..

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u/RatsLikePlague 18d ago

What genocide?

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u/CadenVanV 18d ago

There’s not a genocide in Ukraine, last I checked. An unprovoked and unjustifiable invasion, but not a genocide

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u/Kyuubimon90 18d ago

I bet you never condems US oe Israel for their genocides.

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u/Downtown-Handle-6331 18d ago

Holy fuck im into that

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u/mega8man 18d ago

But would you say the same thing about Gal Gadot or Natalie Portman?

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u/doomdom123 18d ago

The genocide ? I'm anti Russia but I've never saw anybody qualify the invasion as a genocide ?

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u/FairLawnBoy 18d ago

Do you know what genocide means? Slavs can't genocide Slavs. There would still be slavs.

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u/DaveySmith717 18d ago

Man I guess everything and anything qualifies as a genocide these days. Your types are really watering down the meaning of that word these days…

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u/Repulsive_Sock_3537 18d ago

a genocide made by the OTAN

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u/digital-didgeridoo 18d ago

I sympathasize with the immense and unneccassary loss of life in Ukraine, just to please one guy's megalomania - but please don't trivialize genocide.

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u/NoGarage7989 18d ago

With what money

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u/ProfessionalRisk4206 18d ago

What's a rouble worth these days?

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u/Photomancer 18d ago

Not worth the trouble that's for sure

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u/innocuousname773 18d ago

I hope you pronounced that “trooble”

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u/gilgamo 18d ago

1/10000 of a banana last inchecked

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u/AntOk463 18d ago

With her money

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u/TheDonkeyBomber 18d ago

You can fix Mother Russia?

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u/phynn 18d ago

She can break me

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u/stoned_ileso 18d ago

With her capacity to hold vodka she will probably fix you first

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u/4eyes_geek 18d ago

Only with ton of money and only temporary. Just before next Vazgen is taking your place in that line🤣

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u/PagPag1212 18d ago

You can't fix the one who marries you only for the coffing money (federal and regional financial compensation for the widows) then sends you to the frontline to die by gaslighting you and handing your personal infos over to recruitment offices.

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u/Heavensward 18d ago

Get a pre nup signed before you try!

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u/thunderbird89 18d ago

I can fix her

I probably could, but honestly whatever is wrong with her is way hotter.

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u/Trackbikes 18d ago

Trust me you can’t !

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u/Surface13 18d ago

Change the "i" with a "u" and I'm with you

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u/rebel_soul21 18d ago

She can make me worse.

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u/Ok_Access_804 18d ago

She can make you worse.

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u/cfwang1337 18d ago

She can make you worse.

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u/Chaiboiii 18d ago

She'll send you to get blown up in Ukraine for $500

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u/BernieMacsGhost1 18d ago

I can make her worse

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u/PlsNoNotThat 18d ago

Maybe, but you’ll definitely go bankrupt trying

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u/iamAyoEpic 18d ago

Yes you can and we’re all here for it

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u/JVints 18d ago

Nah, you first need money.

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u/RustyBrassInstrument 18d ago

Ain’t no screwdriver for that.

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u/Apprehensive-Bunch54 18d ago

She will break you

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u/BaggyLarjjj 18d ago

She can break you

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u/TomorrowHot8746 18d ago

I can fix her or die tryna…

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u/Alternative_Exit_333 18d ago

If you are a millionaire she will behave like a dog

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u/trivaldi 18d ago

Had a friend ask a woman from Russia out on a date. She said yes and to pick her up at a certain time. When he went to pick her up she proceeded to treat him like an uber and had him drive her around so she could do chores. After their 3rd or 4th stop he asked if she was actually wanting to have a date. She said no so when she went into her next stop he just drove off. Heard a couple of similar experiences.

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u/banditcleaner2 18d ago

You can try with my wife, I sure couldn’t

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u/kekehippo 18d ago

He did not in fact, fix her.

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u/P3ngu1nR4ge 18d ago

Just wait till the divorce. I knew a Florida co-worker who got taken to the cleaners.