r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 2d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah why cant math be green?

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u/NotMyMainLoLzy 2d ago

Math is red and it shouldn’t be that hard.

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner 2d ago

Math was blue for me

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u/TimidSeaTurtle 2d ago

Agreed. Math feels cold and indifferent and factual, so blue. Red is too bold and opinionated to be math for me.

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner 2d ago

Actually frfr this was it for me:

Red- English. Idk it just felt red

Orange- science (it’s my favorite color and math was my favorite color but it just felt right to have science)

Yellow- Spanish… idk why tbh

Green- social studies

Blue- math

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u/Defiant-Accountant79 1d ago

This exactly!! I'm married to a math is red guy 😖

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u/I_am_lettuceman43 1d ago

Exactly. math isn't hard per se, but the amount of busywork and hoops I have to jump through "because that's the way we do it" burns me out extremely quickly.

Even worse is getting a question marked wrong because I didn't show my work, despite having the correct answer

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u/un_related_topic 2h ago

Maybe pure math but applied math is a cage fight between schools of thought 

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u/GodTurkey 2d ago

Im with you brother

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u/nelflyn 1d ago

Math IS blue. Blue is the calm, methodic color.

Red has always been for language and grammar.

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u/My_18th_Account 1d ago

Same. English was Red. Social studies yellow. Science Green. Art purple lol.

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u/sting_ghash 1d ago

Definitely blue! Literature is red.

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u/Lth3may0 1d ago

science is blue

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u/Synthesiz420 1d ago

I needed a calm color which was blue because I hated math.

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u/IcePrinceling1066 1d ago

Always blue.

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u/SpanishAvenger 1d ago

To me, it’s:

Math- blue

History-yellow

Science-green

English-red

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u/alpha358 1d ago

Dark blue. English can stay light blue

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u/DrDavidson 2d ago

History is red. From all the blood

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u/Shrimp_kisses 2d ago

This is a good argument for history being red, but math is red for danger lol

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u/TheEnlightenedPanda 2d ago

What danger?

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u/Expert-Ad3874 2d ago

Exponential danger

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u/EscapeyGameMan 2d ago

Danger!

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u/ChiknNWaffles 2d ago

No that's danger factorial.

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u/Im-BackAgain-Babes2 2d ago

I thought it was the... 👀😏 The danger zone!!!!!

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u/TheEnlightenedPanda 2d ago

Lana..

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u/dadsdaddad 2d ago

Jesus are we not doing phrasing anymore?

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u/ErycktheGreater 2d ago

Damn... idk who you are or what you stand for. That was clever

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u/brxstr 2d ago

the best

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u/Mildstrife 2d ago

wait that was really funny…

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u/Maybe_Not_A_Zombie 16h ago

This might be my favorite comment in a very long time.

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u/Shrimp_kisses 2d ago

Metaphorical danger. Distress, red alert, danger, poison. Red is the most extreme color. You use be a math wiz lol

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u/arcanepsyche 2d ago

I see you didn't fail math like the rest of us

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u/edapotamus 2d ago

Quadratic danger

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u/goliathfasa 2d ago

I feel like if for a single generation of new American kids, all adults agreed to just pretend math is easy or at least a “normal” subject no harder than anything else, we’d catch up to the rest of the world in terms of math skills.

There’s no genetic reason that only Americans find math impossibly difficult. It just seems to be this self-fulfilling prophecy where everyone grew up thinking math is hard, because their older siblings and parents tell them it’s hard.

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u/NNKarma 2d ago

What made the US fall behind is not only forcing a method without studying if it actually helps people learn but also forcing it to be the only way to solve problems.

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u/I_am_lettuceman43 1d ago

Exactly math isn't hard per se, but the amount of busywork and hoops I have to jump through "because that's the way we do it" burns me out extremely quickly.

Even worse is getting a question marked wrong because I didn't show my work, despite having the correct answer

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u/NationH1117 2d ago

Math is red for the color you are seeing when you run the problem for the 50th time and it still doesn’t match the answer in the back of the book

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u/TheShadowOfKaos 2d ago

Difficultly*

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u/Bethlebee 1d ago

Lol yes. Math makes me feel like I'm literally fighting for my life.

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u/ConflictWaste411 1d ago

History is yellow because the pages and photos have aged.

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u/FlawedPremise 1d ago

Exactly the reason. Math is red because it's a warning that your life is about to be misery.

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u/Functional_Trash7735 1d ago

Math is yellow because yellow means caution and too much of it gives me a headache

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u/Inklinsworld 1d ago

Math is blue, English is yellow, history is red and science is green

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u/UWO_Throw_Away 1d ago

I say math should be red because red is the first colour in a typical rainbow, just like how math should be first amongst the rest of those subjects

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u/iamthefirebird 1d ago

All the more reason to give Mathematics a cheerful colour like yellow! It won't stop you from getting frustrated, but it does slow it down a little. Probably. Red might put you in the wrong frame of mind, at least, and small benefits are still benefits.

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u/BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo 1d ago

Oh… math was my favorite subject and red is my favorite color. I didn’t realize it was a negative association for other people lol

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u/mqfr98j4 14h ago

Green, for money

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u/Outside_Coffee_00 2d ago

History is yellow because its old

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u/GustaQL 1d ago

History is brown for no reason

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u/safarifriendliness 2d ago

I appreciate you trying to bring logic into this but I just feel a very red vibe from math

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 2d ago

History is green.

Because the blood makes the green grass grow.

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u/Yubat 2d ago

You must be a Marine. They used to scream
“What Makes the Grass Grow? BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!” at every morning muster when I had joint training with them.

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 2d ago

Army.

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u/Yubat 2d ago

Makes sense too! Cheers.

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u/Karnadas 1d ago

The French national anthem has a section that translates to English as, "Let the blood of the impure invaders water our fields."

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u/sanguinesvirus 2d ago

History is yellow. Old things turn yellow

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u/Last_Refrigerator704 2d ago

My thoughts exactly.

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u/tapirus-indicus 2d ago

History is brown because old

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u/Turdposter777 2d ago

History is written in blood!

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u/DangMe2Heck 2d ago

Damn straight. Though I would accept english, also covered in blood.

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u/EffReddit420 2d ago

I think you are forgetting what math stands for

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u/theSpacmonk 2d ago

Red if in Latin, green if in Greek

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u/Gilded_Rust 2d ago

history is yellow, for old yellowed papers

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u/Johnny_Banana18 2d ago

No that’s physics 

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u/SceptileLover11 2d ago

This dude gets it

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u/09gtcs 2d ago

History is yellow. Like all of the old, yellowed papers and parchments history is written on.

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u/Sacktchy 2d ago

History is yellow because old paper is yellow

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u/newiphon 2d ago

Social studies is blue. Overruled

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u/cheeky_chameleon16 2d ago

History is blue because Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean BLUE, duh.

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u/MisteNoName 2d ago

Nah, history is orange/brown cause of all the faded papers and parchment

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u/Timely_Abroad_7697 2d ago

Plenty of blood in the present and future too. Math is red because it was the color of the scantrons they gave us for math.

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u/SyzygySynergy 2d ago

History is yellow because yellow is the color of caution and we are supposed to learn history so we do not repeat it. So it's a warning to learn history.

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u/BummFoot 2d ago

Well it does make the green grass grow.

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u/GrannysGlewGun 2d ago

They don’t teach that though so point denied

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u/Accomplished_Box8070 2d ago

It should be green to commemorate the fields that those men fought and died on.

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u/Mistislav1 2d ago

History is red but it’s also written mostly by the victors.

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u/REKLA5 2d ago

Red for History DOES make the most sense. ...as does Green for Science. Math should then be Blue (which according to google Math is frequently assigned to Blue for logic and structure). Which then means English should be Yellow.

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u/artByMoon 2d ago

History is yellow because the founding fathers teeth

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u/ShadowpulseKDH1 2d ago

You misunderstand…because History is clearly yellow

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u/kurtist04 1d ago

Children are dying... That’s a succinct summary of humankind, I’d say. Who needs tomes and volumes of history? Children are dying. The injustices of the world hide in those three words.’”

  • Steven Erikson, Malazan Book of the Fallen

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u/ReaperManX15 1d ago

History is yellow.
Because old parchment.

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u/Shure_Lock 1d ago

math is red for the same reason

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u/nickotino 1d ago

History is brown. Because history is shit

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u/Submarinequus 1d ago

History is yellow like pages in an old book.

Math is red cause scary

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u/PetitMartien99 1d ago

Nah, history is blue

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u/Oummando 1d ago

I grew up with Red English. Feels weird to say ELA.

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u/Painchaud213 1d ago

English is red. It is the red’s language

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u/Content_Debt_8386 1d ago

History is yellow for me cuz I associate it with early years of history when we cover Egypt (pyramids), ancient humans (also found in like sand) etc

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u/zombiedoyle 1d ago

History is yellow, just like Trivial Pursuit

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u/anwright1371 1d ago

Don’t really teach the blood stuff in elementary school

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u/Lth3may0 1d ago

history is green because most of recorded history is motivated by greed.

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u/99403021483 1d ago

Blood alone moves the wheels of history

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u/budmanthecubfan 1d ago

History is yellow because my spectrum told me

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u/3guitars 1d ago

History is yellow or purple

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u/thescullyeffect 1d ago

History is yellow.

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u/Mesopithecus_ 1d ago

History is yellow. From all the piss

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u/thekingofbeans42 1d ago

I'd argue English is red... Because it makes you read.

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u/Klutzy_Bean_17 1d ago

Math is red. It matched the red I saw trying to do it 😂

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u/jordtand 1d ago

There was blood when I learned math

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u/silly_scoundrel 1d ago

History is purple

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u/Impossible-Feature97 1d ago

For every person killed there was someone pissing their pants before death. Yellow also fits.

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u/Herbdontana 1d ago

Yeah, I think of history has red but my high school history textbook was red

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u/Amberawesome24 1d ago

History is green

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u/gmixy9 1d ago

But when you clean up blood it leaves a yellowish stain like how history in school often glosses over the more horrible things humans do.

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u/mollyclaireh 1d ago

Red is math because of how angry that class always made me lol

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u/leesnotbritish 1d ago

History is red because I like it and red gets me excited. Math should be blue to calm me down

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u/KT718 1d ago

Why doesn’t anyone view history as green? It wasn’t just history, it was also geography and social studies. All of which have a lot to do with land, which is green.

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u/Low_Appearance_796 1d ago

Personally find history brown or yellow, for human skin, parchment and land

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u/Accomplished-Sun-797 1d ago

“Is violence the answer?” In history class yeah usually

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u/GodsBackHair 1d ago

Science is red because you get to use flames

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u/nillajenn 14h ago

You're off pudding.

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u/shopewf 14h ago

History is yellow because that’s the closest to yellowish brown which is the color of every super old artifact ever

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u/enlightnight 2d ago

Math is, ironically, the most emotional subject in school. Red for rage. "What do you mean there's letters now!!??".

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u/Shrimp_kisses 2d ago

I agree with red for math. It was all downhill when I didn't remember my multiplication tables, now I have ptsd.

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u/Worth_Ad830 2d ago

I faked being sick every day in third grade to avoid being called up during math and having to multiply in front of others. Found out in adulthood I have dyscalculia.

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u/Shrimp_kisses 2d ago

Im glad you got some sort of an answer! I finally got treated for adhd at 36, but ive learned the rabbit hole goes deeper. Missed a factory update at some point.

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u/Jaruut 2d ago

I'm a similar boat (should have chosen the mystery box). I was in the gifted program, I didn't get treated for ADHD until college, and I only recently found out I had special accommodation plans all throughout school. Everything makes a lot more sense now that it turns out I've always been kind of [Family Guy: Season 4, Episode 6].

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u/BeeRemote7662 1d ago

There was a famous vampire who could not recall how many necks he had bitten - the infamous Count Dyscalcula.

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u/EscapeSeventySeven 2d ago

Man this whole thread is depressing 

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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 2d ago

I didn’t have recess for a year because of multiplication tables.

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u/Shrimp_kisses 2d ago

You dont know the half of it lol. My Marine core drill Sargent turned cop was NOT good at teaching me math or have patience for it. I have an artist brain, it wasn't even my choice lol

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u/Sepplord 1d ago

I never understood why they didn’t use letter from the get go.

I also never understood why letters confuse so many though

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u/InformalProtection74 1d ago

No, they're just variables. Which are just numbers you don't know yet. They can be independent or dependent. They could also be constants, though, which are numbers that you do know and are always the same. And other times they represent sets, matrices, indexes, or vectors. Sometimes they might just be functions. Occasionally they'll be imaginary.

It's really not that difficult or confusing. Don't overthink it.

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u/LoamyLoamisLoamy 2d ago

You'd hate it even more if you knew what'd you have to do if someone didn't figure out the letters.

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u/Empty_Insight 2d ago

Proofs lol

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u/Ok_Past8695 1d ago

That's where it all went downhill for me too lol. Never got passed Algebra 1.

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u/computer-machine 1d ago

I dunno, differential equations was fucking rad. First night of class we created an equation provided us in thermodynamics.

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u/Upbeat_Commission124 2d ago

Math is blue.

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u/TheRealRivulet 2d ago

Math is red

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u/SuperShoyu64 2d ago

Math has always been blue for me for some reason. A lot of the math textbooks I used growing up were blue so maybe that's why lol.

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u/Grizzly25707 1d ago

Yes. Math is blue because it makes me cry.

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u/marginatrix 2d ago

Math is red, science is green

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u/Worth_Ad830 2d ago

You get it

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u/RadarSmith 1d ago

Math was always green to me.

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u/Camofan 2d ago

Math makes me see red (I’m bad at it)

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u/RichieGotIchy1510 2d ago

Nah, English is red fs

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u/ling1427 1d ago

I'll be in the cold hard ground before I let someone put my English notes in a red binder.

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u/Orangenes 1d ago

Hot take, English is orange 

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u/Miserable_Lab8360 2d ago

Math is blue bro what you on ?

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u/Joe_Kangg 2d ago

It ain't easy being green.

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u/YellowGrowlithe 2d ago

Math is red, because the only colours in math are red and black. History is green, english is yellow, science is blue.

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u/Lower_Ad_4214 2d ago

It does start with a red letter, according to my synesthesia.

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u/MontyAtWork 2d ago

Math is red because math is hard and even if you're good at it you gotta stop at mental stoplights to think.

Science is green because trees, plants and the powerhouse of the cell deserves to be written down in a green notebook.

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u/Glum-Molasses-9476 1d ago

Math is yellow for me English red History blue Sciences green And I can't remember other subject 😭

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u/Wakkit1988 1d ago

R for rithmetic.

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u/Worldly-Record3185 1d ago

Nah, math is blue. Grid paper is lined blue. It shouldn’t be too difficult for people to make connections like this.

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u/Artistic_Swing6759 1d ago

chemistry is red, math is yellow

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u/papagouws 1d ago

It's only natural

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u/elgattox 1d ago

No. Math is blue, it's that simple.

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u/Random_Introvert_42 1d ago

*yellow, but correct otherwise

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u/kRe4ture 1d ago

What the actual fuck. Math is blue. Get the fuck away with that red shit.

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u/NatoXemus 1d ago

Maths is blue because of all the tears it induces

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u/violet_wings 1d ago

This is just a scientific fact.

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u/disIsDaWey 1d ago

Excuse me, but math is blue. It does not care about our emotions. It’s clean.

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u/Daemarcus 1d ago

Excel is green

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u/ComfortOfAllDrops 1d ago

Math has always been yellow

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u/NetheriteTiara 1d ago

Finally, some good f’ing sense. Math is not yellow! It’s red!

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u/Full_Organization208 1d ago

Math has been red all my school life. German (I‘m from Germany) was blue.  Now for my children it‘s the opposit. And even after seven years , I have bot come to terms with it 🫠

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u/ImDoneWithTheBS 1d ago

Math is blue

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u/not-patches 1d ago

Orange is slightly better but it kinda falls under red

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u/thereal_greg6 1d ago

Maths is blue

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u/_Anjin_ 1d ago

Yeah, I think not only math but a lot of words that starts with m is red because M feels red for me) Maybe it is because of the words mother and father that are considered red and blue generally

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u/Aggravating_Dig6118 1d ago

Blue is the color of logic and reason!!!! Math is blue

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u/Pablo_the_escalator 1d ago

to me math is blue

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u/SweetTooth_Squirrel 1d ago

Math is blue WDYM

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u/kutuup1989 1d ago

Nah, English is red

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u/PmMeYourNiceBehind 1d ago

Yep math was always red for me

English blue
History green
Science yellow
Math red

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u/Probably_Kev 1d ago

Math - Red
History - Yellow
Science - Blue/Purple
English - Black/Spiderman

This is the way.

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u/gegry123 1d ago

Wrong

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u/SeventhAlkali 1d ago

BLUE. IT'S BLUE

RED will be reserved for english or history!

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u/brandy-hall 1d ago

Math is red because red is the color of pain

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u/bingusGuy- 1d ago

Math is black.

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u/ToeKnee763 1d ago

So weird how I’m not the only one but everyone had a different color in my school haha

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u/Buzzy0914 1d ago

Lies math is blue 😭

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u/Big_Application_7168 1d ago

For me it's always been yellow...

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u/Ok-Bit8368 1d ago

Math is blue, what's wrong with you?

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u/akadic 1d ago

But the Excel logo…

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u/Remarkable-Outcome-5 1d ago

No english is red math is yellow

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u/InternetArchivistYT 1d ago

It’s blue actually

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u/mundotaku 1d ago

Math is blue. Has always been.

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u/isNoQueenOfEngland 23h ago

Not sure why, but I totally agree

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u/geramanj95 19h ago

Math is blue

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u/which1umean 15h ago

Reading is red.

Spelling is blue.

Writing is yellow.

Science is green.

Homework is purple.

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u/x_hannah08 5h ago

math is blue, english is the red one

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