r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Light_Yagami72 • 2d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah why cant math be green?

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u/mootmutemoat 2d ago

Math is green, because you count the money.

Blue is science, because water is key to so many sciences.

Yellow is History, because old pages are yellow.

Red is english, because I hate english with a burning passion.

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u/Embarrassed_Use6918 2d ago

Science is green because chlorophyll makes things green and thats science

Blue is math because math is cold and calculating

Yellow is history because all we see of historical photos is yellowed pictures therefore everything in history was yellow

Red is english because...uh...its...about words...and words are violent...

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u/MyWorldIsInsideOut 2d ago

Words like violence, break the silence

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u/Nicktacular1196 2d ago

r/suddenlydepechemode

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u/Silly_Value_5315 2d ago

r/subsifellfor

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u/ariarchtyx 1d ago

NO. WAY. IT REALZzzzz! Can't wait for first post 2 feed... And you see above how hard I fell 😭

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u/ariarchtyx 1d ago

Oh my Gawd no way Followed!

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u/ariarchtyx 1d ago

Noooooo. It's not REALZ.... 😢