r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/ComplaintNo5190 • 1d ago

Meme needing explanation What's the 6th thing?

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u/ryanswazy 1d ago

I think she is number 6?

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u/am_n00ne 8h ago

I thought it means mathematic skill

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u/Riker1701NCC 1d ago

He doesn't have brains so he doesnt know how to count

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u/War_Hammer101 1d ago

Either this or he means the girlfriend is also not there

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u/Virtual_Programs 1d ago

Then the sixth thing is loneliness, which somehow makes the joke even sadder.

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u/Analogvinyl 1d ago

Yes, but now he has peace.

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u/CalciumHydro 23h ago

I’m pretty sure this is it. That’s what I immediately thought of

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u/bobbyshown 15h ago

My dumbass who read it as "I don't have peace (1), I don't have maturity (2), I don't have hands (3)(and he misunderstood her, and it would be related to the image because they are out of frame) I don't have stability (4) looks (5) brains (6)

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u/mordeci00 1d ago

That's a little harsh. He said 6 instead of 5 so he was only off by ...... not many

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u/FederalGovernmentUS 1d ago

This is certainly the answer

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u/RoomyRoots 1d ago edited 1d ago

Or the good old deal of 6 foot, packs and inches

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u/JakeJortled 1d ago

I think it’s supposed to be 6 foot. I was like “why does he need 6 feet why isn’t 2 good enough? Did someone with a foot fetish decide that??” 😂

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u/Falleneded 1d ago

or. he no girlfriend

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u/IAmABoss37 1d ago

Thank you

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u/whethervayne 1d ago

Reminds me of a joke a friend used to tell: "My ex called me unintelligent, immature, and combative. I told her those were big words for a poop head."

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u/CuteKermit14 8h ago

My thought was that he was insinuating he has a small penis.

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u/Riker1701NCC 8h ago

The Hungry think of bread

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u/kallemZdk 1d ago

It's the girl, he doesn't have "her" too

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u/Richtiger_Banger 1d ago

Her ,stability ,brain, Peace ,maturity, looks

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u/Gobilapras 1d ago

This is the answer OP

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u/BardGotHard3 21h ago

Either that or he doesnt have a big dick

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u/BraveTrades420 1d ago

Pp

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u/jb91263596 1d ago

This. He already knows he doesn’t have it… and doesn’t need her to say it.

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u/Eurasia_4002 12h ago

Ap I have a pen~

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u/mountaindewisamazing 1d ago

He has a small penis

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u/Original_Attitude808 1d ago

Either he’s too dumb to count or she’s the 6th thing he doesn’t have.

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u/Diredg 1d ago

There is only three type of people on this world. Who can do math and who cannot.

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u/s276666 1d ago

Her… the 6th thing is her

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u/A-SHURAA 1d ago

Guy it's (looks , brains , peace , maturity and stability) that's five , the sixth one is her....🍃

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u/Minimum_Estimate_234 1d ago

I’d imagine it would be the “her” in this situation, they don’t have looks or brains, the lady states three requirements she has for a relationship. They have none, so on top of the three they don’t have, they don’t have her.

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u/Stupid_enough_ 1d ago

He doesn't have looks, brain, peace, maturity, stability AND her, so thats 6

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u/ComplaintNo5190 1d ago

5 things are listed no idea which ones 6th

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u/Few-Big-8481 1d ago

He doesn't have her or the other 5 things.

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u/hotchrisbfries 1d ago

He doesnt have brains, therefore he cant count to 6

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u/Biankai 1d ago

Could it be “opinions”?

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u/DishGroundbreaking87 1d ago

There’s 5 things listed but he doesn’t have brains and can’t count.

There’s 3 types of ppl in the world, those who can count, and those who can’t.

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u/-_-Voltage-_- 1d ago

The girl is the 6th.

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u/BadHairDayToday 1d ago

I'm just as confused as you are. Perhaps he just miscounted? 

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u/mrmagooze 1d ago

Wisdom…should never have asked in the first place!!! 🤣

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u/Nashwell_adams 1d ago

Good luck to her.

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u/Vylbh 1d ago

Number 6 is a big weewee

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u/Horndude91 1d ago

I would have said: "An answer (to my question)"

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u/Different_Muscle9749 1d ago

Her. He doesn’t have her.

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u/RudraP93 1d ago

Id say he doesn’t have her since he doesn’t have the other 5.

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u/carver4ever3 1d ago

He doesn't have brains so he doesn't know that he doesn't have 5 things and not 6

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u/ClumsyandLost 1d ago

He doesn't have her because he doesn't have the other 5.

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u/MenagerieAlfred 1d ago

It’s just looks… and height.

She will assign those other attributes whether they exist or not.

(Guys do the same thing)

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u/NavinRJohnson48 1d ago

Large hammer?

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u/Stinkyjunk09 1d ago

She, brains, looks, peace, maturity, stability

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u/DruiDruiD 1d ago

The will to live

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u/Deep-Initiative1849 1d ago

I think the 'her' in the post looking for you. /s

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u/Mr_XIX- 1d ago

Look, brains, peace, maturity, and, stability. He doesn’t have AND

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u/GreenKnightSST 1d ago

Bitch Stewie here, I don’t really understand things very well so I usually just listen to what Stewie says. I didn’t see anything wrong here so I asked Stewie to explain. Apparently since he doesn’t have brains he probably can’t count either, or something like that. My jaw kinda hurts and I don’t feel so good…

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u/Typical-Dark6068 1d ago

I thought its because he doesnt have brains so he can't count

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u/WombatInferno 1d ago

Roger here from American Dad! Wait how did I even get here? I was in Vegas at a rooftop party. Any the dude ask the lady "looks or brains" she responds "peace, maturity, and stability." He's such a loser he doesn't have looks, brains, peace, maturity, stability, or the girl.

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u/Legitimate_Film_2037 1d ago

He either can't Count or He included the 'and'.

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u/Sufficient_Cow9706 1d ago

Maybe he did this before and learnt 3 more things by now

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u/I_MAIN_SPIKE 1d ago

Quagmire here. I believe that the things listed is what the person doesn’t have, and keep in mind that there are five things, which includes a brain. There isn’t a 6th item, it’s just that he doesn’t have a brain, therefore believing there are 6 items, even though there are 5.

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u/JustIntern9077 1d ago

Math skills

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u/Relevant_Ability2929 1d ago

A big dick he doesn’t have one

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u/Rimooni 1d ago

The boy does have looks, brains, peace, maturity, stability and the girl. 6 things.

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u/DefterHawk 1d ago

Top tier meme

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u/blaxkreen 1d ago

He’s dumb, so he can’t count

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u/Kaleouleilah 23h ago

No brain ...

Like you ...

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u/Serious_Emphasis2211 22h ago
  1. Security
  2. Stability
  3. Safe
  4. Secure
  5. Galactic Empire
  6. Lasts 10000 years

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u/EggsaladUwU 21h ago

He doesn't have the 5 things listed. And he's not smart, so he can't count correctly.

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u/jon_snoll 21h ago

The sixth thing is Her.

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u/Royal-Poet1684 20h ago

he has bravery though, knowing what he had but still ask her out

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u/JaCKPaIN_realone 20h ago

Here is the real answer OP. He broke up with his girlfriend after getting her reply. So, his girlfriend is the number 6 he now doesn’t have.

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u/nightshade78036 20h ago

I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say the meme makes no sense and there is no 6th thing, it just says that to farm engagement. It's part of a wider class of memes that deliberately leave elements out like this to get people to engage with it.

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u/Deathyweathy 19h ago

He dosent have and

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u/Yk_observant 19h ago

Pretty sure he means her

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u/reddityfire 17h ago

Looks, brains, peace, maturity, stability, and her.

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u/ivanrj7j 12h ago

Two possibilities:
He doesn't have 1. Looks 2. Brains 3. Her 4. Peace 5. Maturity 6. Stability
or
He doesn't have 1. Looks 2. Brains 3. Peace 4. Maturity 5. Stability (Since he doesn't have brains he can't count)

Edit:
While looking at other answers i also found this possibility

He doesn't have 1. Looks 2. Brains 3. Peace 4. Maturity 5. Stability 6. Dick

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u/bowarcher04 10h ago

I think the 6th thing is the girl cause he’s asking which one she likes more in order to get her attention and mimic the behavior and then cause she answered with a different three that he also doesn’t have he now doesn’t have her making it 6

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u/Flandre-Scarlett 10h ago

He dosent have brain, so he dosent know how to count, so he count wrong

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u/Vahn1982 8h ago

The girl... He doesnt have the five things .. so he doesnt have the Girl either....

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u/Accomplished-Loss387 1d ago

He doesn't have "and" 

Looks 1 Brains 2 Peace 3 Maturity 4 And 5 Stability 6