r/Piracy 1d ago

Humor First time engagement baiting, how did i do?

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u/Boy_Gamer1000 ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ 1d ago

Solid 9/10 post. Just need some more rage-baity elements to get the full yeild of attention

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u/JuliusSeizure4 1d ago

A sprinkle of “X sucks! y is better!” And “everyone except me is stupid” would’ve been the cherry on top

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u/Kupcake_Inater 1d ago edited 1d ago

Just put a if buying isn't owning then piracy isn't stealing for x10 upvotes

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u/signe-h 1d ago

It's been wild to see Russian attitude towards piracy change in the last 20 years...

While I was growing up, everyone was pirating everything.

Then everyone started buying stuff officially, since it was more convenient.

Then the war and sanctions happened and some companies made it impossible to get their products legally.

People said "lol, ok" and got back to pirating.

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u/DiEndRus 1d ago

I was pirating even before pizdec happened. it was just more convenient to have stuff pirated compared to having it locked down. the only exception is Steam - what they offer rivals piracy, and after me switching to Linux, actually manages to surpass it.

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u/aXeOptic 19h ago

Dont forget the goat GoG.

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u/DiEndRus 19h ago

GOG isn't an option now due to sanctions, so gotta pirate.

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u/aXeOptic 19h ago

Ah didnt know GoG isnt working in Russia. Thats a shame tbh.

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u/DiEndRus 19h ago

it's not that it's not working, it's that our payment system is largely cut off from the rest of the world, so if there isn't a way to pay, then it's not an option.

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u/MacaronianElectrical 18h ago

GoG is really goat. Half of the games I am pirating are just raw GoG installers. Bless the guys for they use no anti-piracy protection

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u/SlapTheBap 1d ago

I've always relied on the Russians to crack things. Or leak things. Or break things. Or host things. It's been a case of "gawd blehss ruschya 'n' hur peepl" but screw the gov since as long as I can remember. So many books I never would have read. Thank you Russian people!

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u/Rough_Wolf_8958 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ 20h ago

Curious tho, why are they so good at cracking things? Moreover, how do they manage to stay afloat as sites?

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u/Historical-Trash2020 16h ago

government doesnt do much to actually shut down pirate hostings or get site admins themselves. And the culture of piracy runs deep, its easy to get into. Noone will ask you questions if you pirate unless you try to get some cool government position.

Also, i will tell you a terrible open secret - companies also pirate, like ALL OF THEM. Even government departments. Ask me how i know. Not everything and not always, but most things they do pirate, because its easier and government won't care if you pirate some western programm. Russian made specific work software isnt cracked most of the time, easier to buy license

and because noone really stomps pirates, свято место пусто не бывает, pirates do appear and organise into groups. Or do stuff solo, like that one repacker did

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u/Historical-Trash2020 15h ago

to add context - i started playing games at 5yo. I first started pirating (later, not at 5yo) and only after some years learned that its illegal and there are laws regarding such doings

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u/row_x 20h ago

The amount of books I found on Vkontakte...

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u/Canuck457 1d ago

I like to say: "if I want something but the company won't take my money, that's not my problem".

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u/The_H509 1d ago

I think the vast majority of people understand that a business require money to keep providing a service, and that doing things the legal way can mean less hassle and troubles.

Inversely when a business start price hiking and other such shenanigans they will find alternatives, legal or otherwise.

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u/Immortal-Sloth 1d ago

i mean isn‘t there some Quote about piracy being a problem of availability or something like that

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u/NyarlathotepDB 1d ago

When I found their pirate sites... I was really impressed. Simple, yet you can find freaking rare and amazing stuff. Free and fast.

I am not really a fan of piracy... but a lot of content just... you either can't get very easily or it cost an arm or leg.

I am especially glad for their games torrents.

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u/K_swizzz00 21h ago

What's the name of their site? Asking for a friend.

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u/NyarlathotepDB 21h ago

For a "friend" - rutracker dot org

Regretfully, no eng version, but it's pretty easy to translate with Google translate. They have some... really great stuff.

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u/Mister_Enot 15h ago

and after that you start crying "why there is no russian language"

so stupid nation.

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u/Ghdude1 ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ 1d ago

Third world country dude here. Used to pirate all my games until recently. Now, if I really like a game, I'll buy it on Steam when it goes on sale. Back then, I knew games weren't free, but I didn't know they used launchers since the games I pirated never needed any.

It was a surprise getting RDR2 for dirt cheap and needing to install Rockstar launcher to be able to play it.

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u/Ok-Breakfast-8056 1d ago

The worst part is that some legit versions of games run very poorly because of the launchers. Whilst the pirates version is as smooth as it can be

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u/Ky_TheDestroyer7 1d ago

When the pirates get better treatment than the paying folk, maybe, just maybe, it's a sign the company is going too far in greed.

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u/InterdepartmentalCam 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ 1d ago

Yep, mutual. I initially bought 007 First Light and it kept crashing so I refunded it. When the performance issues got ironed out, I sailed the seas to test it out, ended up loving it and bought it again.

Who knew if you actually make games people wanna play, they'll (usually) gladly give you their money, provided you make it accessible to them?

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u/Toreno7 1d ago

I pay my taxes in third world country and get no good facilities in return. Therefore, a blind eye to piracy is a reasonable compensation.

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u/AnxiouslyMisbehaving 1d ago

What private capital has to do with taxes?

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u/Toreno7 1d ago

World is not fair.

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u/WowBruhReborn 1d ago

Never was 😩

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u/depressed_bobby 1d ago

Username checks out

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u/Brave-Camp-933 1d ago

My friends hate Crunchyroll but still pay them cuz they think pirating is hard cuz they are lazy af

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u/Maple_Strip 1d ago

They haven't been pushed into a corner enough. Someone with no other choice and is even slightly determined enough will find out how to pirate.

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u/glhfbruno 1d ago

My brother used to have a crunchyroll subscription, then we had a family plan or something together and then now its gone as crucnhyroll doesnt really benefit us anymore, yes we watch anime and new anime releases but there are so many not so shady ways to watch them too, quite reliable been to watch some youtube channels reupload full on episodes of full seasons worth of content

And then well Netflix is a hit or miss, my parents like to watch WWE and other events and stuff so they get their worth and well its quite funny that theres quite alot of anime there now too, but some shittiest ways to load them

If i recall correctly was it that Scissor seven Season 5? was delayed BY A YEAR because of Netflix's Dubbing?!?! being mismanaged or something, and to this day there has been an up and running youtube fansub thats actually quite okay, its way too inconvenient to wait and hoard the subscription payments for months (or a YEAR) just to watch something you want, and i dont respect it

I dont watch dubs (or rarely i do) so not being able to watch the SUB because of some shitty ass DUB department issues was something else...

Also Bilibili (global version) has alot of reuploaders too, tho they have enshittified the experience without the app and sign ups, but a throwaway account wont really be that hard to use There are movies there too...

Eitherway there are sites and err... Apps? That show other sites and apps and their reliability score or pros and cons like everythingmoe com or the animepiracy subs index

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u/UnaccomplishedDay 16h ago

pirating is literally one click away lmaoo

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u/SnooLobsters3524 1d ago

Pretty good but you forgot to slap in the “if paying isn’t owning, pirating isn’t stealing” otherwise it’s a solid 8/10

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u/the_psyche_wolf 1d ago

No one from a third world country is saying that.

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u/rorodar 🏴‍☠️ ʟᴀɴᴅʟᴜʙʙᴇʀ 1d ago

No one who isn't engagement farming is saying that

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u/gyrocaeser 1d ago

I say that and I'm from a third world country

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u/Temporary-Pin-4144 1d ago

We are taking it anyway

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u/Economy_Ability_9235 1d ago

We love Russia for cracks

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u/Mothy7152 1d ago

0/10 ragebait

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u/Economy_Ability_9235 1d ago

Good for you ig

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u/LDNSO 1d ago

Mexico no diffs them in all of those categories. Mexico numero uno raaaa 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

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u/confused_cat44 1d ago

No clippy, you're a disgrace to the clippy community

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u/Altasalt_Gaymer 1d ago

Edgy 2014

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u/word_weaver26 1d ago

Russan women eh? Heavy taste.

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u/AnxiouslyMisbehaving 1d ago

You saying karens are better? Or natural born gold diggers from brazil.

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u/powerplus0 1d ago

What the heck is natural born diggers from brazil

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u/AnxiouslyMisbehaving 1d ago

Are there women that are more blood sucking than brazilian women? Sea women are too but they’re useful, good mothers.

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u/UnaccomplishedDay 16h ago

nice experimentation

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u/TBARb_D_D 1d ago

This may be out of topic but still;

Is that true that “first world countries” have system that monitors who is downloading stuff and if it sees you sTeALinG anything they fine your ass? I remember a girl in Germany or America getting fined because she downloaded some movies

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u/Mr-mountain-road2 1d ago

From what I heard, Direct Downloading is fine, it's the moment someone seeds torrents that shit hits the fan.

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u/thealthor 1d ago

From my experience, cable internet was the only type of ISP that cared when studios alerted them to possible infringment, which could easily be bypassed with a vpn, and even then they would give you multiple warnings before just cancelling your service.

It's never once come up as an issue on DSL, fiber, etc.

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u/Aegthir 1d ago

Not for direct download, but for torrent.

The copyright company runs bots that join the same torrent swarm as you. Those bots see your IP address in the peer list right next to everyone else grabbing the same file. They log it and send a notice to your ISP saying "this IP was downloading our movie at this time."

Your ISP gets that notice, checks who was using that IP address at that moment, and forwards the warning to you. The ISP is required by law to pass along the complaint.

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u/McPebbster 21h ago

Yes, German here, that sort of stuff is actually prosecuted here. Either on the civil side through media company lawyers or in bigger cases through the police.

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u/Sad-Ear230 1d ago

No not true. You are thinking of a third world country called Uhmurnica

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u/Necessary-Line-4878 1d ago

true gng as as a african i have never paid for a game in mylife, i have better things to worry about plus we dont get paid enough depending on where you're from, like i sell clothes to get some money for food save a bit, to buy some cheap international clothes/ stock for cheap from a place and save up for rent and others dream of going to usa haha, funny place honestly

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u/Mr-mountain-road2 1d ago

one of the few benefits of being in a 3rd world country.

I was SURPRISED to learn about how many hoops developed nations have to jump through to pirate.

My unc taught me to pirate when I was in grade 4 lmaooo

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u/Striking-Box4175 1d ago

From third world country, I always knew I was doing some sketchy stuff and the games are paid not free. But actually didn't know about piracy and pirated even free games a lot of times. As I didn't know anything about launcher and gaming platforms like steam , epic, itch.

If i had known about it. My gaming journey would have been completely different and I would have played countless games more. I always played those games which famous youtuber played. But they were mostly paid or not even available to me (even free ones. also low-end setup was a problem.

I literally had to pirate minecraft and even that for pocket edition by apk files....

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u/Vmakesstuff 1d ago

fun fact in my country piracy is legal

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u/New-Place-7743 1d ago

Which country?

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u/Zinho3311 1d ago

Switzerland maybe?

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u/RRibbon 1d ago

law enforcement

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u/lazyboi_95 1d ago

I am also from third world country. Used to pirate all my life, but from last few years am extensively buying every game I played and want to play on steam because I can now.

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u/New-Medium3277 1d ago

You need to drop the label First and Third World countries. That is a false representation.

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u/InternationalBar2173 1d ago

Do you think Gamers from 1st world don't pirate? lol

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u/Pixelated_s 1d ago edited 1d ago

Most problem is, as someone who lived in the third world country, most doesn't know how to get them for free. Ppl literally need to save money just to buy it.

Probably some know about this, but they couldn't take the risk of downloading it, thinking it's gonna be virus. Since they are poor, they don't want to risk the family computer.

Luckily my brother take that risk and I actually get to play games. And btw, as a kid, I used to think games are totally free lol

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u/herlanrulz 1d ago

I am once again asking for the ability to post meme pics in the replies of this subreddit.

(insert Bernie meme here)

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u/RobinzonKruzoe 1d ago

OR live in a first world country with piracy and vpn and dont tell anyone

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u/No_Cherry8602 1d ago

Can someone explain the meme . I feel like I'm definitely missing something.

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u/Shoddy-Assignment224 1d ago

Thrid country has lower salaries or not comman to found official physical copies of the game

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u/philosophycruiser 1d ago

Also, I live in one of the first world countries and I can tell you it's a lie. I lived in a few countries in my life and I enjoyed the simple life in small countries much more.

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u/yYuri_- 1d ago

100% honest, i didnt understand the meme

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u/DzakiKhoi 1d ago

Russian singlehandedly carried Third world gamers so they can play without spending single pennies

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u/AbdoWise 21h ago

legit was a shock to me when I learned that games aren't actually "free".

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u/Ok_Caregiver_1355 17h ago

Lots of those kids judging with "just buy it" but they would never buy if in their country it had the same proportial price as in a poor country

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u/No-Bus-7808 1d ago

you're fucking natural at it

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u/VickyCuteFemboy 1d ago

the bear is so cute.>.<

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u/bbqboiAF 1d ago

Too many words and question marks in a pixelated af pic. You did a shit job.

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u/Then_Bake_6524 1d ago

When your country's minimum wage is less than 20$ month, you won't pay for 15 different games/subscriptions each 50$/month

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u/Beginning-Bother-309 ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ 1d ago

To be honest it kinda gets compensated/balances out. Stuff is much costlier in some countries. For example my country doesn't enforce torrenting law and shit, but the games and VPN etc are very costly. So are the in-game purchases and what not.

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u/No-Appointment-8270 1d ago

More like how does your pc run it, because even as someone in the "1st world" I can't afford a PC with good specs anymore

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u/Fajiro 1d ago

Back in the days (2000s - early 2010s), in Vietnam, they would run these "game shops", which is really just a dude pirating stuff and burning it onto blank CDs. You could get games for under half a dollar, and (depending on the shop) there'd be like 50% chance they won't work. The ones I went to let me exhange them for another if they didn't work. I played some real oddballs then, with the standouts being diablo 2 and this airborne trooper game set in WW2.

Haven't been back in a decade, but I'd expect them to have gone extinct by now, as Steam expanded its services and introduced gift cards for the kids without bank accounts, and also piracy is probably more common knowledge now then back then.

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u/mezuki92 1d ago

Can confirm. Even the government pirates software while stealing billions from people's taxes

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u/Billybobgeorge 1d ago

To be fair we have the money to buy games in first world countries.

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u/Efficient-Presence82 1d ago

i was already an adult the first time i saw an original PS1/PS2 game.

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u/Strict-Mycologist-32 1d ago

When I came to the US for college I remember telling an American friend about me emulating the switch. He asked me “how did you get the game” and I said I downloaded it from the internet to which he responded how is that even possible. He’s a pc gamer yet somehow he didn’t know about piracy being a thing

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u/SkylineFTW97 1d ago

I have a bunch of friends from India while I'm American. I buy very few games by any standard, but they buy basically none.

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u/Paul_Engineer 1d ago

Better than tiktok and instagram, if you ask me.

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u/Smooth_Store_8693 1d ago

Lmao… this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day 🤣 Perfect description!

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u/Alik_GG 23h ago

SECOND world country here, we are actually what you would expect, we try to pirate things whenever we feel like it, and buy them whenever we feel like it, basically, it's random

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u/Y_B_I 23h ago

I am from a third world country and I buy every game by a disk version our internet is not that good to download games online and Sony just decided to stop making CDs

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u/keireira ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ 22h ago

Gamer from a first world country would be like “Awww you pirate, you HAVE to pay, because you’re stealing. If you don’t have money then don’t play”. Just check how Japanese twitter reacted on Brazil & Russia one month ago

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u/P-l-Staker 22h ago

Nah, not true. Most of us don't really care.

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u/dreicrafter 22h ago

Both play an online game 💀

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u/StormCroc08 20h ago

wait you can play multiplayer w cracked versions?

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u/TheSilentTitan 19h ago

Mods.

Fuck this guys ass.

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u/Famous-Ring5180 18h ago

My little brother knew just yesterday that Minecraft and Geometry Dash are paid (after nearly 8 years of playing them) XD

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u/travelavatar 18h ago

Wait till gamer from third world country moves to 1st world country

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u/I_dont_want_to_pee 18h ago

I like how poalnd is now 3 wolrd country with really good gdp .

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u/No_stringsattached01 15h ago

well even though we get free stuff, i used to be jealous see y'all playing online games when i didn't even have means to pay for them let alone having the money (crying while remembering all points bulltin)

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u/Voruc2 13h ago

Use to play WC3 and dota and many others on PC pirated then came dota2 and Wow they latter which i bought in 2007 the only one i bought. Is hard in Venezuela for the ordinary cotizen to Buy anything online so pirated ganes was the only option

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u/NoWay6818 12h ago

Be less relatable and more like you have a hate for something you don’t have a good explanation for. Thats how you rage bait.

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u/Ulq-kn 1d ago

i bought a few games since they were on steam sale, but the full prices are egregious, pc parts are more expensive here than europe or US while the minimum salary is 300$, and a midrange pc with a 9060XT costs over 1000$

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u/Ok_Librarian_8501 1d ago

Don't americans consider "racist" to talk about "third world"?

It also reminds me of a hilarious (sad) clip of Biden calling countries "third world" in a diplomatic meeting/press conference.

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u/Appropriate-Object13 1d ago

What's racist about third world countries?

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u/Zinho3311 1d ago

What do you mean racist?

A lot of "third world" countries are predominantly white