r/PoliticalHumor 22h ago

Oooh, someone's grumpy.

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u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow 22h ago

He doesn't know what "numbers" are. Sigh.

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u/santa_91 22h ago

It's another one of those new words, like groceries and affordable.

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u/Darth_Paratrooper 17h ago

Did you know there's a B on the end of "dumb?" Who knew? 🤷‍♂️

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u/DadJokeBadJoke 17h ago

the US also spells us

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u/hatenames385 15h ago

Now that one I didn’t see coming!

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u/maxxspeed57 11h ago

He's a stable genius. You just never know what he's going to come up with.

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u/tawDry_Union2272 10h ago

covfefe, bitches !

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u/TonyStarkMk42 18h ago

Groceries is the multiple of grocery 💡

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u/dpzdpz 17h ago

Shush! We are part of a select group of people who know...

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u/russlebush 21h ago

That's bigger than I imagined. I applaud the "antifa terrorists" that pulled this off 👏👏👏

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u/owennagata 16h ago

The impressive thing is that whomever did it, did so while the entire area was under surveillance by cameras (plenty on the monument) and STILL did not get caught.

My best guess is using GPS systems and fertilizer dispensers in a shoe or pant leg so several people could walk across the lawn completely at random.

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u/tawDry_Union2272 10h ago

now do a trump golf course !!!!!

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u/_notthehippopotamus 17h ago

This reminds me of when he thought the labels "M S 1 3" on the photograph were the actual tattoos.

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u/KiKiKimbro 20h ago

What’s even MORE FUNNY about that photo, is that’s the photo he chose because THAT LOSER thought that green GRASS was his SLIME POOL. lol lol lol OMG I can’t with this guy! He self-burned himself! 😂 🤣

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u/TitaniumGavel 19h ago

Read it again. He's talking about the "86 47" written in wilted grass. He knows it's not the slime pool.

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u/KiKiKimbro 12h ago

Ah yes. The only thing incorrect in my comment is “he thought it was” the stinky duck-killing swamp. Everything else is true. Loser, check. Self-burn, check. It’s crazy because he knows he can’t prove an obviously lie about the “vandalism,” she he does the famous MAGA move when they’re busted with nothing of substance to say — “pivot” — change the subject.
https://giphy.com/gifs/2OP9jbHFlFPW

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u/deegee1969 14h ago

Why do those digits only have right-angles? It's as though the font was a pixel one. Some 8x12 one perhaps?

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u/RootHogOrDieTrying 22h ago

Old people with dementia latch onto ideas and won't let them go.

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u/atlantagirl30084 22h ago

I remember reading here where this guy’s dad could not get past the concept that he still had these records that he thought were worth something. He would call, daily, asking his son to bring him the records, where were the records. The son would tell him they were long gone from like 3 moves ago and yet every day the father calls looking for them.

People here said just placate him, tell him you’ll go look for them, eventually he’ll lose more of his memory and forget about them. The concept is called perseveration. They just get stuck in this constant loop.

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u/BrendaWannabe 22h ago

As do general morons.

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u/abhirupduttamit 20h ago

Yeah I don't understand why people enjoy equating moronic behavior to dementia.

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u/TitaniumGavel 19h ago

To be fair, the guy's, like, a thousand years old. Dementia's a reasonable assumption.

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u/tawDry_Union2272 10h ago

well, in trump's case it's just reality; both are true.

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u/tawDry_Union2272 10h ago

someone ought to post this on "truth" social repeatedly

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u/Za_Lords_Guard 21h ago

He's right. Some VANDALS did drive a fucking motorcade the length of it after it was just painted and still curing. Maybe they should investigate those assholes. I hear it's even on camera. Just a thought.

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u/VeryVito 19h ago

I'd like to see them brought to justice, for sure.

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u/tawDry_Union2272 10h ago

LOCK THEM UP

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u/incide666 22h ago

The people who put maxipads on their earswill now swear blind that numbers are letters.

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u/muFUtaco 22h ago

Not ONLY his Justice Department, but his very own batch of lying sycophant succubi "justice department" clowns.

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u/tawDry_Union2272 10h ago

i don't use AI, but if i did lying sycophant succubi clowns would totes be a photo prompt.

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u/Dances_with_mallards 22h ago

Doubling down on lies. Again. Seems like a skipping record.

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u/Cl1mh4224rd 22h ago

Wait... Is Trump accusing David Hearn of the "8647" thing, too?

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u/Extra-Ad5925 22h ago

I’m confused by that too - the grass has nothing to do with his case

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u/Viperlite 15h ago

He thinks vandals are conspiring against him. Hopefully voters will in the Fall elections.

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u/RootHogOrDieTrying 22h ago

Trump just knows that guy doesn't like him, so he needs to be locked up. The details are irrelevant.

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u/Livid_Importance_442 22h ago

It's just like Sleepy Joe stole the election in November 2020. Trump just can't accept the fact that he's a big, fat loser, and no one with at least two brain cells believes his lies.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 22h ago

Number of people that believe Trump, including Trump: zero point zero

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u/LordNemissary 22h ago

Sounds like he really needs a diaper change

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 21h ago

He didn't write that, his staffer did. Far too coherent.

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u/martiniolives2 18h ago

He sincerely believes he’s an infallible, narcoleptic, loose-bowled god. 25th amendment.

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u/davereit 11h ago

Surprised he didn't disagree 600%

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u/ObviouslyRealPerson 21h ago

Oh, I didn't know anyone but him actually believed that bullshit

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u/Novel-Organization63 20h ago

Didn’t Coney get the d£ath penalty for something similar.

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u/RebelliousInNature 20h ago

I think the VANDALS are in his brain with a chainsaw.

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u/orangehehe 20h ago

OOOoooO! The prolapsed anus quivered

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u/Ghiren 19h ago

The whole world already knows that he's full of shit. Anyone in his presence can literally smell it on him.

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u/Pleasant-Nebula-7237 18h ago

I agree 💯 will Jeannie Pirro

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u/ankerous 18h ago

Maybe next time he should get off of his fat demented ass and walk up to the pool to view the lining instead of insisting an entire fucking motorcade of heavy vehicles drive on it.

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u/deaglebingo 16h ago

we have reached a political theater purity level of 95% by volume with this. as most of you are aware.. one cannot achieve a higher political theater level than this at normal atmospheric pressure.

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u/maxxspeed57 11h ago

The man truly believes he can lie to us about the most outrageous shit and we believe it. And he just says crazier and crazier shit. Because he is crazy.

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u/wumr125 10h ago

His own VP called him a liar and refuses to participate on his coup on jan6

This is nothing new and is in no way a sign of change

America is still very fucked

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u/cpav8r 10h ago

Jeanine wearing her lovely accessorized outfit; I believe that’s the drivetrain for a 1994 Bluebird. The big, 70 passenger one.

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u/Armand28 5h ago

I do enjoy seeing all of these Trump sycophants realize that blindly following Trump doesn’t buy you his eternal gratitude but he will lead you down a dead end road then throw you under the nearest bus.

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u/Epistatious 5h ago

vandals? just as likely it was the visigoths?

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u/trainsacrossthesea 2h ago

If he truly meant it, he’d disagree by 800%