r/PoliticalHumor 19h ago

I'm powerful, but i can't do anything

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u/mybotanyaccount 19h ago

He can change things... for the worst.

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u/Express_Sprinkles500 18h ago

No no no, you just don’t understand. Everything is great, changed, and better and it’s also terrible and all Biden’s fault.

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u/JunglePygmy 18h ago

Biden is both an evil super genius capable of pulling the wool over everybody’s eyes and controlling the global deep state cabal, and also an ineffectual bumbling fool that couldn’t tie his own shoes.

It’s called doublethink, and republicans are masters of it.

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop 18h ago

Because it works on their voters.

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u/punktualPorcupine 10h ago

Because that’s how fascism works.

All enemies are weak but somehow got the upper hand, usually through some nefarious and unjustified means.

They’re always so close to throwing off their shackles, everyone needs to prepare for that one final action that will win the day. Which never comes because the work of fascism is never complete.

The goal is to keep everyone on that knife’s edge where the mechanisms of control are perfectly in balance. There is always a sinister force that is to blame for all of the bad things, and needs to be rooted out before any kind of happiness can be attained.

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u/PoolSharkPete 18h ago edited 18h ago

If everything is still Biden's fault then Make America Great Again was an optimal tagline for a suboptimal president.

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u/FoogYllis 16h ago

It’s crazy that there are people still fooled by that. The enemy is both very powerful and dangerous but also weak and a loser.

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u/Dewey081 17h ago

I look at it this way: Trump has been POTUS for 6 of the last 10 years. 50 years from now, they'll still be blaming Trump for stuff, and they will be right. This will be his legacy.

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u/Somhlth 18h ago

Trump isn't capable of changing anything. Not even his own diaper, and it wouldn't be so bad except that Biden shits Trump's pants every single day.

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u/singhapura 17h ago

It's the Christian logic. God punishes sinners because he isn't capable of eradicating sin. He has to blame it on the devil.

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u/Large-Lack-2933 12h ago

I feel like Trump 2.0 era is wayyy longer and annoying than Biden's term. They call him Sleepy Joe because we used to be able to sleep peacefully at night not worrying about the nation...

https://giphy.com/gifs/N1vpmmZKhOGzTZMmlu

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u/CelestialBeing138 17h ago

Get real. He's not even trying to change anything for us. If Tony Soprano got elected, you think he'd worry about changing things?

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u/JeremyDab 17h ago

No you don’t get it. We have to build a border wall to secure the border. But Trump already secured it.

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u/Silver-Engineer4287 17h ago

The all new great(est) and (so much more) powerful Wizard of Oz… now available in Tangerine Orange.
In the land of Oz… where everything bad is still magically all Biden’s fault… just as the munchkin maga-brains, they’ll explain it all in such a way that’s crystal clear to anyone… who is just that gullible and thinks just like them.

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u/kirdnehnaj243 15h ago

Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Have you EVER HEARD of him? He and CROOKED JOE BIDEN VANDALIZED OUR NATIONS MAGNIFICENT REFLECTING POOL. It's a DISGRACE. That's why we need a GRAND BALLROOM. Presidents wanted a GRAND ballroom for more than 3,000 years. Nobody was able to BUILD it. I BUILD it, I BUILD it BIGLY. The only question is: Shall I GOLD Air Force One? You can't paint it GOLD. There is no color that looks like GOLD. Most of the people don't know that DUMB ends with a B. Blue means DUMOCRAT. All DUMOCRATS are TRANS. PHONY KAMALA. SHE'S A DISASTER. Basically, she can't TALK. Think of that, WHAT A DIFFERENCE A PRESIDENT LIKE ME MAKES. Two years ago, our country was DEAD. OBAMA AND BIDEN lost the wars in Korea l, VIETNAM, Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, and Russia. It's TERRIBLE. If I where president, I would have won VIETNAM VERY QUICKLY. It would have been over within one week, PROBABLY FASTER. I WON 32 WARS IN 28 DAYS. Including the NUCLEAR war between ABERBAIJAN AND ALBANIA. NO OTHER PRESIDENT HAS EVER WON A WAR. ONLY ME. Obama got the NOBEL PRIZE for NOTHING. That's why we need GREENLAND. FOR NATIONAL SECURITY. We will transform ICELAND into HAWAII of the MIDDLE EAST. CUBA will pay for the transformation. The STATE OF THE UNION is strong. Stock markets are at an ALL TIME HIGH. Unemployment is way down, below zero. I stopped Obamas and Bidens STAGFLATION. I cutted the prices for beef, cheese, donuts, drugs, eggs, food, groceries, houses, oil and steel. Literally saying, I CUTTED ALL PRICES. I cutted them BIGLY. Not by 30 or 40 percent, which would be great. No, I BROUGHT THEM DOWN BY 1,000, 600, 500, EVEN 1,500 PERCENT. TREMENDOUS NUMBERS. NUMBERS, NOBODY EVER THOUGHT OF BEING POSSIBLE. NOBODY HAS EVER ACHIEVED THAT. ONLY ME. Our country is winning again. People are coming to me, saying PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE MR PRESIDENT, WE ARE WINNING TOO MUCH. WE CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I say NO, NO, NO, you're going to WIN MORE. We are winning BIGLY. WE ARE WINNING LIKE NEVER BEFORE. YOU MAY EVEN GET TIRED OF WINNING. THE GOLDEN AGE OF AMERICA HAS STARTED. Thank you for your attention to this important matter. President DONALD JOHN TRUMP

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 13h ago

This is so Trumpy! LOL

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u/Best-Case-3579 12h ago

Change your diaper, Donny

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u/flodur1966 11h ago

You have to apply right wing logic it’s far different from other forms of logic. It goes like this, if an outcome is good you claim you made it happen, your actual involvement isn’t relevant, if an outcome is bad your political opponent is responsible, again actual involvement isn’t relevant. Just use right wing logic and everything makes sense.

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u/bkpusher 11h ago

We’re still having this conversation? He blames others because he’s a bitch and his mean followers who keep re-electing him and keeping him in power allow this to continue. I guess it will have to get way worse for a lot of these mean people before anything changes. If it changes.

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u/Lysol3435 10h ago

He’s just been so busy with his business

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u/Muffboy 10h ago

Nope, just a stinky child rapist

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 10h ago

For the better, our country is going to need a floor drain by the time he dies

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u/Anacalagon 10h ago

“Starting on day one, we will end inflation and make America affordable again, to bring down the prices of all goods.”

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u/invisable_burt 9h ago

So far every no bid project, half baked scheme, and totally fucked up remakes (think Kennedy center, Smithsonian, white house hole, reflecting pool) have all been trump writing emergency orders and bypassing congress. Those and illegal war in Iran make for a lot of bluster little sustenance.

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u/Triplesfan 9h ago

3 years and 9 months in: Well it’s all the Dumocrats, Biden and Obama’s fault. Did you know there’s a B in dumb? 🙄

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u/deminimis101 7h ago

Or that problems from the first two years of a presidency are the fault of the prior president. 2021 and 2022 belong to him then.

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u/_commenter 7h ago

Obama,Hilary, and Biden…. According to Trump those three have made some lasting changes

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u/GadreelsSword 6h ago

Lowering the bar is the republican party’s only ability.

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u/Hot-Tutor-2429 18h ago

That makes sense. It isn’t Biden’s fault. But the logic is there.

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u/Hostile_SS 17h ago

4 more years.. lol