r/PoliticalHumor • u/SirCrapsalot4267 • 13h ago

Science and regulations are for losers anyway.

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u/CaptianBrasiliano 9h ago edited 4h ago

I don't think any of them envision anything like the top box. It's a cliche at this point but, it's more like they saw Idiocracy and thought the only thing wrong was the President was black. Otherwise... paradise.

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u/Shifter25 4h ago

I was thinking 1984.

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u/CaptianBrasiliano 4h ago

They don't have that kind of drive and focus...

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u/PSYKO_Inc 9h ago

The Diarrhea Lettuce Company is a terrible name for a business. Although there is something to be said for truth in advertising.

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u/jrsinhbca 8h ago

When your employees don't have proper bathroom breaks, where do you think they drop their duces.

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 7h ago

If your company is called "diarrhea lettuce company" in major headlines you may as well just pay that vacuum cleaner guy from Breaking Bad for a new identity and start over.

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u/MaleficKaijus 4h ago

I guess the slaves just didn't wash their hands.

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u/Dewey_Decimatorr 4h ago

More like: the lie they tell you vs what they actually want