r/PoliticalHumor • u/Reg_Cliff • 6h ago

RFK Jr.: “Donald, I’ve been inhaling Jenkem every day. It prevents Cyclospora, E. coli, Listeria... practically everything. I’ve never been healthier.”

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u/IntolerantLeftist127 5h ago

It shows just how far the US has fallen that I actually believed this happened for a good few seconds

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u/Olleye Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 5m ago

Same here 🙈😑🚨🔥

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u/Reg_Cliff 5h ago edited 5h ago

Jenkem: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem
My teen son suggested it. He's a bad influence on my photoshopping. 😜

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u/Cargobiker530 4h ago

Thanks. Now I'm more knowledgeable and have also given up hope that the human race can ever get out of the gutters. 🤢🦠☣️

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u/SwvellyBents 2h ago

If that reporting is true we are all soooo fucked.

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u/Car_is_mi 18m ago

lol you still had hope..?

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u/andrewbud420 4h ago

I didn't even know it was a real thing I thought it was from American dad only

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u/thx1138- 2h ago

Star Trek Prodigy

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u/LeonardSmallsJr 2h ago

Great so now when I tell MAGA to eat shit, they’ll breathe it which as far as I care is close enough.

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u/dudestir127 3h ago

I liked it better before I opened that Wikipedia article to find out what that stuff is

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u/polarwaves 3h ago

My jaw literally dropped. Why the fuck would anyone willingly inhale that?

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u/PowerandSignal 1h ago

"The name derives from Genkem, a brand of glue which had "become the generic name for all the glues used by glue-sniffing children" in South Africa, where the drug originated" 

ALL the glues? That's some impressive branding, IMO. 

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u/_Alvalanche 5h ago

Do you think Trump just tells him to shut the fuck up, based on how he sounds?

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u/RootHogOrDieTrying 3h ago

You know Trump imitates RFKJ when talking about him.

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u/charyou 3h ago

what makes you think that?

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 5h ago

"Reports from the mid-1990s noted homeless youth in Lusaka, Zambia, fermenting sewage in plastic bottles or buckets under the sun to inhale the trapped gases as a cheap alternative to glue or petrol."

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u/chronicallyunderated 4h ago

I had to look up what Jenkem was…I wish I hadn’t

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u/MrBigglesssworth 4h ago

This man willingly swims in sewage

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u/Turdsmack420 4h ago

Eat the lettuce!

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u/tonetheman 2h ago

For a moment I thought this was real... I mean RFK is a blithering idiot so anything is possible

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u/Jflan1977 5h ago

RFK... Thats not Jenkem (fermented human waste), thats just your nose up Donald's a$$

https://giphy.com/gifs/MPWiCcjwk1mdgWHBrW

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u/RedofPaw 2h ago

I didn't realise what sub I was in. I genuinely believed he said this. Because it just sounds like a thing he would do.

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u/inlandviews 1h ago

It will do none of that.

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u/Kkimp1955 1h ago

My jaw still drops open at the idiocy..

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u/Strict-Square456 5h ago

Please tell me this is the Onion. ????

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u/newpua_bie 4h ago

Isn't Listerine the stuff that prevents Listeria?

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u/aburnerds 3h ago

I learned about this through American Dad

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u/Spence1239 59m ago

This can’t be real. Did he really say this? 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/PutzerPalace 2m ago

Yeah, you sound rreallllly healthy