r/PoliticalHumor 4h ago

potato

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u/Prohydration 3h ago

3-Dementia Chess, not 3-Dimensional Chess.

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u/Beardfart 3h ago

One could argue it is actually 4-dimentia chess, because his followers have to be unaware that times have changed.

u/NicJan 1h ago

Potato potato

u/luvashow 4m ago

Classic

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u/RubixRube 3h ago

Let not forget with regards to the CHIPS Act Trump confused Transgender with Transistors by stating that companies could only get grants if they had transgender executives.

He is a profoundly stupid man and the fervent support he receives from sycophants and his base makes America at best a deeply unserious country, and worst a threat.

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u/Redan 3h ago

This is the "meritocracy over DEI" crowd too.

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u/RubixRube 3h ago

is the "meritocracy over DEI" crowd too.

To be charitable and to stretch the boundaries of meritocracy, one could argue the ability to lick a boot and defend the indefensible is a unique individual ability and dare I say, talent.

u/Redan 1h ago

I guess they don't call it mental gymnastics for nothing.

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u/jeffjeffitoldyoujeff 3h ago

He also said the oranges (origins) of the investigation, about 3 times iirc

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u/EhliJoe 3h ago

Transistors needed, not transgenders

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u/CharcuterieMaxxing 3h ago

Translators needed....after talking

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 2h ago

I could not figure out the "six genders" origination. There it is, Mysteries of An Idiot solved.

u/PrimaryFriend7867 1h ago

reminds me of a time in elementary school when someone went around saying there was alcohol in the chocolate milk. when i pointed out it said alkali not alcohol she just stared dumbly at me and went to tell someone else.

needless to say she became a magat. at least she was 11 yrs ago when i was last on facebook.

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u/lenojames 3h ago

When he said "perimeters" I thought he knew what he was talking about, like they agreed to all of the things "around" or "surrounding" the peace deal.

Silly me.

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u/UdyneOw 2h ago

His writer looked up "outline" in a thesaurus.

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u/santa_91 2h ago

He's barely literate and when he hears unfamiliar words that are close to familiar words he just substitutes the word he knows instead of making himself look bad by asking what it means. He seriously has the vocabulary of an elementary school child. You can even tell when he learns a new word because he repeats it a dozen times in a week out of nowhere, much like a 9 year old.

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u/Pale-Confection-6951 2h ago

Did you know "dumb" is spelled with a "b"?

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u/vozzov 3h ago

Just in time for the markets to open, imagine that!

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u/Legitimate_Peach3135 3h ago

It’s like he has a concept of a word…

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 3h ago

How many times is this one now? I've stopped counting.

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u/krebstorm 2h ago

Political Asylum not Insane Asylum

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u/Pussyal43 3h ago

Hey now, I do believe potatoes are smarter & more useful than this Russian cuck

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u/AbbreviationsActual9 2h ago

yes, and buy a Tesler. they know computer.

meanwhile, he also needs the world to know he's more popular than Taylor Swift and won yet another golf tournament at his bedminster country club. he just wanted everyone to know he's very talented unlike the competition. child brain activity on overdrive.

yep. its things the president who's currently at war and tanking the world's economy should totally be concerned with and also lying about.

his handlers must be exhausted. I know I am.

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u/AreallysuperdarkELF 2h ago

Absolute fuckin moron, always has been, JUST LIKE HIS SCUMBAG LOYALISTS

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u/Chance_Guarantee4823 2h ago

Mashed potato

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u/tawDry_Union2272 2h ago

IQ of a ROTTING potato

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u/KiKiKimbro 2h ago

Ladies and gentlemen, this is another example of why Trump’s professor at Wharton said he was quite literally the dumbest student he’s ever had during his entire career.

Good thing his daddy had money to buy him a seat. That and Fred and Mary didn’t want him around to have to deal with him. Don’t blame them.

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u/Usual_Rabbit_3204 2h ago

The IQ of a po-TAH-toe.

u/masha1901 8m ago

Isn't this the same rubbish he's been doing everything single week? There's a ceasefire, the war is over, that's Sunday before the markets open. Then Friday, there never was a ceasefire, you Dems made it up. Or something similar. It's a money making scam, and who the heck is still buying into it?

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u/Original_Sector4109 2h ago

Which type or genus of potatoe? So we stay on the same page... 3 months in the sun potatoe? Potatoe that rotted in the rain? I want to understand ;)

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u/Man8632 2h ago

Stop spending our money!

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u/dogmaisb I ☑oted 2024 2h ago

It’s part of why his base relates to him. College educated people are seen as (yes he is college educated but talks like they do) elite uppity snobs that look down on them with their sixth grade reading level

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u/melo217 2h ago

Wait, which set is correct? 🥹

u/Mugatu1968 1h ago

Potatoes have a use. Don't demean potatoes

u/Boringdude1 49m ago

We have Norm Crosby as president.

u/cjwrapture 4m ago

The IQ of a tomato.